Jenna Ink

Alright, alright, I admit it - this was the first porn film I watched, back about four years ago. Call it a tribute to Jenna and Wicked, then, that I've gotten into the reviewing business since.

Now released to DVD, Jenna Ink didn't have as much video degradation as I thought it might have, with only a few scenes really fuzzy (mostly the ones with darker lighting). The audio was only slightly muffled, a respectable effort from the source film.

One of the very few complaints I had about the feature itself was the length of the opening credits. It was something obscenely long, even for looking at Jenna nude. It's worth the wait, though, really. Alex Sanders and Jenna get it on in a "heavenly" setting, Jenna proving why she's considered one of the best cocksuckers in the business. (I call this the "Jeanna Fine Category.") The sex is hot for the whole scene, with enough changes in position to keep things interesting, the camera keeping up with the action quite well. And thank you very much for the facial at the end.

The premise is that Jenna is a tattoo artist. In between the sex, she's doing some new ink art based on each scene. It's a decent concept, at least. I've seen worse.

For scene two, we flash to the desert southwest for a plateau rendezvous between a Native American woman and a cowboy. Alright, so it's more like a cowboy from a minivan commercial, but the costumes don't last long anyhow. There's an average blowjob, some in-depth pussy licking, and some ass licking that gets pretty far in there. It helps that she has great legs and a nice ass, too. There's an indoor/outdoor thing with the sex, starting outside of the tent, finishing up on a bed inside. (Or, as one of the girls complained when I first saw it, "There aren't any beds in teepees!" Her hand was down her jeans regardless.) There's a spot of anal at the end, "tastefully done" as it were, and a pelvic cumshot. Nice.

Next is a lesbian three-way, but nothing too hardcore. Missy, Felecia, and Jenna go at it in a meadow. I think that was supposed to be a unicorn Jenna was riding, but I couldn't be sure. The blurring of the edges of the screen in the scene was a bit irritating, but I get what they were going for. It almost worked. Felecia continues her reputation for being one of the best going in the lez set, and Missy isn't half bad herself. Lots and lots of tongues, the way it should be, with everyone pretty much getting their turn. No monstrous toys or really hardcore action/talk - it's nothing you'd be scared to share with someone new to the adult world.

Kia gets doubled up on for another three-way. I've seen very few scenes with two guys that have worked, but credit the director for getting everything coordinated just right. Again, it's not too extreme to share.

Jenna finishes off with the scene advertised on the box. It's anal and DP time in what seems to be the middle of a warzone. Not only that, but it's a "two-times" scene, with the guy taking a quick recharge and back at it for another round with Jenna. And she's worth it. By far the hottest scene on the disc, fittingly saved for last, an intense banging in both holes (yet, somehow it's still passionate, not violent) you'll surely remember.

Features: You aren't buying this movie for the features, you're buying it for the great sex in it. Even still, there are some nice previews and some AVN clips worth checking out. The web info is there too, but I don't know how useful it is.

Overall: Why are you still reading this? Go click that little button on the top to add this to your shopping cart. Go. I'll wait.

Done? Good. Glad to hear it. This one's a classic, and you won't mind owning it either. Jenna puts in three solid, reasonably well-done scenes.

Jenna's first anal and DP?! I believe the use of a toy, in this case a vibrator, as the primary anal tool is a discredit to all those who would purchase this movie to see a "true" anal scene starring the hottest, sexiest siren in adult film today. Too much was spent on production value and not enough on content and truth...that's just my opinion.