Blonds on Fire

"Blonds On Fire"--ah, European porn--the name conjures up a variety of images: exotic locales, no holes barred orgies, Rocco, and gorgeous looking chicks who'll do anything. Thankfully, "Blondes On Fire" delivers all but Rocco. And I'm not sure that's a bad thing.

The folks at PRIVATE went balls-out on this slick comp disc that features some of the most wanton chicks from behind the Iron Curtain (at least what used to be the Iron Curtain) and have you asking one thing--is there anything these broads won't do for a buck? The DVD is stuffed to the rim, including a slick soundtrack, film bios, production snapshots, and even trailers. If that isn't enough to get your attention the wall-to-wall sexing surely will.

It's a comp disc, so a scene by scene is necessary:

Scene 1, the tattooed Cassandra Wilde lives up to her last name, taking on two studs while hanging from a love swing. After being fingered to full satisfaction by brunette Elone, Cassandra takes both a double penetration and a solo anal before enjoying a face blast of protein.

If outdoor fun is more your style, scene 2 delivers. Grety, who's a little too skinny for my tastes, takes on three lovers on an empty beach after an afternoon of jet skiing. They nail every orifice and at the end of the scene, the men seem more worn out than Grety, who's ready to go for another round and stroking them back to half-mast.

Monique Covet and Sophie Evans bring off the nastiest scene on the disk. Monique, dressed in latex and smoking a cigar, disciplines Sophie, her maid, with a vibrator before bringing her inside to present her to her Master. S&M overtones continue as he watches Monique loosen Sophie up with a strap-on black cock and then joins in on the action. Slave maid Sophie takes an anal and then the master finishes up on dominant Monique, rectally wrecking her as well before finishing up on her face.

Magdalena and Dino Toscani highlight the next scene, a rather tame indoor sexing in a gold bathtub. Dino pounds her from every angle, including a blistering anal, and has Magdalena screaming for more.

In scene 4, PRIVATE pays off with the requisite lesbian scene as blonde lovelies Dru Berrymore and Kata Lyn lick each other to orgasmic delight. The ladies roll around on a white bed, with Dru spreading Kata and fingering her until she's squirming in frenzy.

Credit PRIVATE with knowing when to begin and end a comp disk scene with scene number 5, as Sidonie romps pool side wearing next to nothing and picks three muscle bound studs for some afternoon delights. American porn studs keep their socks on, while European ones keep their hats on as they pound Sidonie anally and orally with their unclipped cocks. There's even some foot fetish satisfaction as one of the men blows a load on her black spiked heels.

Scene 7 has the naughty Genevievre voraciously sucking off a bronze statue and a giant porcelain cock before moving to more animate objects like a nearby Greek lover. He reams her, lubing her asshole with one finger, and she provides some DP fun as another stud appears from nowhere to ride her to orgasm.

The ultra hot Silvia Saint graces the next scene, devouring two studs on a couch in the disk's most scorching DP. She rides both men anally, screaming for them to fuck her, in a scene that goes by all to fast thanks to Ms. Saint's fuck-me-hard pacing. You'll be replaying this one over and over.

If you've made it to scene 9, it doesn't disappoint. Katja Kean abuses two studs with a double penetration and two anals, that leave her writhing for more. The great thing about this scene is watching Katja have an orgasm three(!) different times as two teutonic studs stroke her to pleasure.

Scene 10 ends the disc on a fiery note as Gabriella Bond flashes Alain Deloin in an upscale restaurant. He's inside the bathroom trying to figure out how to go from rock hard to piss soft when Gabriella enters and provides a hand. She rides him on the floor of the bathroom before taking him up the ass for a screaming finish.

Hey, for my opinion, this disc delivers. I'm making room on my shelf for every issue PRIVATE video has. The girls are gorgeous, the camera work leaves nothing in the dark, and the sex is steamy and nasty in a way American porn hasn't quite figured out. "Blonds On Fire", with its extras, is a great intro to the scorching hot line of PRIVATE!

If you have a good amount of PRIVATE DVDs already in your collection, then this DVD is not for you. If you are new to PRIVATE's DVDs then this DVD is for you! It has 10 scenes--8 of them from previous PRIVATE DVDs. Anyway, this DVD showcases the best in blondes fucking. PRIVATE always does a nice job on their DVDs, and this one is no exception.