Dykes Of Perversion

Bizarre Video's Dykes of Perversion makes quite a bold claim on it's cover: "Unquestionably the kinkiest, hottest all-girl bondage video you've ever seen." Then I had a realization: for all the porn I have seen, I really couldn't think of any bondage stuff I'd seen that was all female. So yeah, technically, this did end up living up to its claim despite a slight lack of variety and a too-short running time (it clocks in at seconds under an hour, which seems to be normal for Bizarre releases).

The attractive stars and the convincing action helped carry this one, which suffers from having seventy-five percent of the action take place in the same location. There are only three scenes on this disc, but the first scene essentially crams what could have been two seperate scenes into one. We start out with Anna Malle and Alexandra Silk meeting up in the lobby of a "massage" establishment, which Malle informs us is for "women who are into women". Malle looks great: her tan skin and dark hair contrast nicely with her whiter-than-white movie star smile, and her body is unbelievable. Her voice is sexy, deep and husky: the exact opposite of the soft, quasi-Marilyn-Monroe-squeak of Alexandra Silk. Silk was almost unrecognisable to me here. The last thing I'd seen her in was Randy West's Raw Sex 3, and she's more muscular and tan here, with slightly lighter hair. I can't exactly say she looks better, just different.

We wind up watching as both women retreat to the tables with their respective "therapists". Malle with the buxom Bizarre big-tit favorite Skye Blue and Silk with dark-haired, doe-eyed, and equally big-titted Summer Cummings. We cut back and forth between the two scenes, watching each of the girls get rubdowns that eventually escalate to mild B&D of some sort. Summer puts Alexandra face down on the table and oils her down. While they casually make chit-chat, Summer ties Alexandra's wrists to the table despite some mild, half-hearted protests from Silk. She spanks her ass, the moves on down to the soles of her feet. This progresses into some nice, all-over-the-body flogging. The slapping sounds are picked up nicely here, but the angles, as in the rest of this release, don't offer much variety. Also worth mentioning is the undercurrent of foot-fetishism that exists: just the usual stuff that tends to be incorporated into these bondage features (lingering close-ups, some slapping).

Malle's session is where the real action is. Oranges (which I liked)and bananas (which I wasnt't too stoked on) make their way into the scene. If you like messy food oriented stuff, you will not want to miss Skye smooshing a banana onto Anna's pussy, ass, and feet. Anna's tan, oiled body looks great, and seeing her getting spanked on her glistening, sticky pussy with a riding crop was a highlight on this disc.

Alexandra returns in the next scene to show pal Coral exactly what kind of "massage" she recieved earlier. I've never seen Coral before. She is very cute, with a sweet, friendly face and a tight, defined stomach. Silk binds her wrists and gets her face down on the couch, and they proceed to do a whole scene that consists of not much more than ass-spanking. It's some damn hot ass-spanking, though. You just wish that there were some close-ups or some more angles or some oral or something else. I hate that a lot of these bondage features totally exclude actual sex. The girls seem to be having fun, though.

Finally, real-life best friends Skye and Summer have their moment together in the massage room when Skye catches Summer masturbating and offers to help her out. With both of the women in this scene having huge, basketball-sized jugs, you would think there would be some tit-oriented action, but no. Summer's pussy is extensively pierced, and we get a good look at it when Skye positions her on the table and does her banana-routine on her. We get a lot of nice, messy, squishy sounds here. I just wish Skye got a little more naked. She seemed strangely over-adorned in bottoms, a headband, and tons of distracting jewelry. They have nice chemisty together, though, and the action is believable. The disc ends very suddenly. I swear, I saw Skye making her next move on Summer just as it faded out. Very frustrating.

Overall, this is a pretty typical Bizarre release as far as length and quality. It's decent all around, and if you enjoy these stars and light B&D, you will like this. If you want to see sex, look elsewhere. The extras are pretty standard: Chapter selection, an ad for Bizzare.com, a slide show (which you have to manually flip through contrary to what I though a slide show was supposed to be), and four previews.