Euro Tramps 3

Frank Thring is kind of like a poor man's Buttman or Ben Dover. Like those guys, he makes a lot of gonzo-style vignette-driven smut with some fairly dirty sexing, and to his credit he always has an attractive bevy of Euro-tart honies on hand. The problem is that it's kind of like he doesn't really know what to do with them. His movies are certainly good - mainly because of the quality of the babes - but there really isn't as much energy in the performances or the flicks themselves to make them totally, ball-burstingly great.

"Euro Tramps 3" has a mouth-watering selection of all-natural, silicone-free sexy slutlets, and almost all of them will make you want to pop a load as soon as you see them. The blonde wonder that kicks off the movie, Lana, is one of them. This healthy-hootered chick is a certifiable jaw-dropper. But after some of the perfunctory blah-blah of Thring chatting her up (along with the stud of the scene, Mark Anthony) the fucking is...well...pretty standard. They go through the usual pussy eating, cock sucking, and switcheroo of multiple positions, but even after the tight shots of her sopping wet pussy and the solid facial that caps off the action, you'll feel like there wasn't a whole lot of flair here. Don't get me wrong, it's a watchable scene, especially because you won't want to take your eyes of Lana, but you'll kind of wish that the sleaze was as hot as Lana's looks.

Shorthaired Sandra is next, along with Mike Foster and Nick Lang. This scene is a bit better overall, maybe because this tight-bodied tramp has had a bit more video-making experience. Her tag-team fuck and suck of two guys on a home-gym gizmo is pretty well done, and this pert cutie is certainly easy on the eyes as she inhales one cock while stroking the other. The guys then trade off between her pussy and mouth before they seal her airtight with a fairly nice D.P. Both fellas cream her face, and end a solid bit o' boffing.

Next up is Annie, who isn't quite as hot as Lana and has the same bit of shyness, but at least this young lass gets pretty down and dirty. Mark Anthony is the lucky cocksman once again, and this time he gets his babe-a-licious partner to offer up her asshole. Annie gets his rod rigid with a bit of blowing before Mark primes her booty with his fingers. He slips in some doggy and missionary style pussy pumping before drilling her caboose with a hearty doggy and reverse cowgirl banging. He blasts a healthy shower of cum all over her face and inside her mouth, and Annie swallows what's in her mouth and smacks her lips greedily. What a sweetheart!

Jenifer, a pretty bottled-redhead, is up next, and Nick Lang samples the charms of her luscious full rack, nuzzling and sucking at her tits like a newborn baby. You can't blame him, and Jenifer's certainly Grade-A Euro-ho, but...again, the fucking isn't very frenetic. Sure, they trade oral licks and handful of positions, but there still seems to be a lack of full-blown hot 'n' horny action. Jenifer looks good with cum on her face, courtesy of Nick, but I'd really love to see her in a balls-out great scene.

The final bit of carnality involves Regina, a lovely dirty blonde, and Kitty, an 18-year-old svelte brunette who is G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S. No kidding, you'll get a stiffy as soon as you see her. Unfortunately, you're not gonna get much further because this threesome with Mike Foster is good, but nothing special. The girls are both first-timers, and it kind of shows in their subdued quality. Plus, the sexing is kind of uninspired: munching muff, huffing cock, and trading strokes in each pussy missionary, doggy and spoon style. Also, Thring makes some lame attempt at "style" by switching from color to black and white and so on. It's sad, because you're left wondering what John Leslie or Tom Byron or John Stagliano could've done with these two eye-popping beauties. You hear me, guys? Find this Kitty gal and REALLY show us what she can do! There's even a riding crop involved in the scene, and it still ends up average, even after a decent facial on the model-like visages of both lovely lasses.

Oh well. This flick is certainly far from a waste - again, the girls are Prime Slut Material, and if your thing is Euro, then you could get a lot of mileage out of "Euro Tramps 3," just on the quality of meat in front of you. But still, it's kind of like a tease at the same time -- a parade of missed opportunities for something that could've made your cock raw from its heat. The DVD itself is of solid quality, with good picture and sound, and a relatively basic batch of extras: 12 trailers, a photo gallery, phone sex ads, and website info. Nothing on the level of Vivid or VCA of course, but it's not too shabby.