Barely Legal #2

For anyone who has ever seen Milos Forman's THE PEOPLE VS. LARRY FLYNT, the appearance of a risqué title like BARELY LEGAL #2 should be no surprise, to even the most casual porn viewer. The good people at Hustler Video know just how to aim their material at "dirty old men" (which probably includes yours truly) and to take advantage of their (our) weak wills when it comes to nubile, young, but, I hasten to emphasize legal, girls who graciously appear in adult movies.

BARELY LEGAL #2 features five distinctly situational scenes, each self-contained within this one hour, forty minute feature. Although there is some condom use in the majority of the scenes, it does not detract from the overall down and dirty nature of the video. With some scenes directed by Clive McLean, and others directed by longtime pornographer Stuart Canterbury, there is bound to be one or two vignettes which will appeal to the targeted viewing audience (which for porn, is just about anyone who likes watching hot sex). My favorite scenes include the opening encounter between covergirl Lindsay, who in her plaid schoolgirl outfit is just too sexy to speed-search through. After indulging in some masturbation and then relieving herself on the outside porch (as in peeing, a scene which really doesn't do a lot for me), she goes down on Tristen (I guess Isolde was unavailable) and assumes multiple positions for heated afterschool recreation. This isn't the wildest scene I have ever witnessed in my years of viewing of porn, but this girl does bring a freshness and presence which is entirely captivating.

Babysitter Cheyenne is driven home by old man Kyle Stone, who then pulls over to the side of the road so that the poor girl can empty her bladder near a tree (why didn't she go before they began their trip, I have no idea). She then climbs over the hood of the car for Kyle to get his taste of and his shot at her. Cheyenne is no newcomer to porn, but she fits this role like the proverbial one-fingered glove. After a brief and uneventful lesbian scene in a photography studio between Gia and Anna, blonde cheerleaders Teri Star and Kristy fulfill Joel Lawrence's taboo fantasy of having these young (but again, very legal) girls offer him a battle of the blowjobs and some athletic sex which provides more of a workout than their usual dance routines. Teri, in particular, gives literally mouthwatering blowjobs worthy of Celeste and Inari Vachs when it comes to lusty wetness. The video ends with another good threesome featuring Blair and Steve Taylor who are eventually joined by a watchful, carnal Jane.

Video quality is excellent for this title. Even dark scenes are well-shot with appropriate lighting so as to highlight the action, but not affect the mood and atmosphere of the scene. Extras include a trailer, which is actually just a quick-cut combination of MTV-like edits of shots from the BARELY LEGAL line, as well as a director's profile and interview which was actually fun to watch, thanks to all the behind the scenes footage of the great action.

BARELY LEGAL #2 continues in the HUSTLER tradition of in-your-face hardcore which will appeal to the Anabolic and Evil Angel crowd. I look forward to continuing volumes of this series.

From the beginning shot to the finishing one, the director took pains to titillate before the actual sex begins. The up-skirt shots, the interesting angles and the most gorgeous young women to grace the screen really light up this DVD. Not that many extras, but a lot of video to please!

The cheerleader scene has one of the most intense blowjobs ever on video! I loved the "money shot" in that sequence as well! Who are those chicks in the first two sequences? They are damn cute!

They're trying to outlaw shooting up-the-skirt street videos in my state. I don't know if this is where Clive McLean got his inspiration, but the up-the-skirt first scene in this newest installment of "Barely Legal" was fantastic, and the actress hadn't yet even taken off her clothes. The camera work was amazing.

If you've ever wondered why you were so horny in high school and college, "Barely Legal #2" will remind you.

There's even a great girl/girl scene between a young girl and a slightly older photographer that I bet my girlfriend would love, since she too has fantasies about being with a young co-ed. Alas, given my girlfriend's age (she's 28 not 18), this movie will probably have to stay in my private collection. But that's ok.

Clive, keep up the good work.