No Cum Dodging Allowed

Those lamenting the fact that Mike John's exit from Anabolic/Diabolic means the end of the popular Down The Hatch series need worry no more. No Cum Dodging Allowed is virtually a carbon-copy of Mike's old series, right down to the girls' giving new names for cum-swallowing in between the scenes.

For most viewers, it will only take about five minutes for them to realize what a goldmine Red Light has uncovered for themselves by adding Mike John to their staff. Most directors given the task of directing a series called No Cum Dodging would give us great facials at the end of the scene and leave it at that. But Mike provides us with facials (and swallowing!) at the beginning, middle and end of each scene, which means the girls on this title swallow up to nine loads in each of their segments, depending on how many guys they have been paired with.

All of the girls on the DVD (at least part of which was filmed in Montreal) are foreign, and things start off with the very sexy-looking Mercedes, the same girl who graces the box cover for this title. Mercedes starts off by sucking Erik Everhard to climax, and then blows both Brian Surewood and Jon Dough to orgasm before getting involved in a foursome with all three studs. In fact, Mike John uses only Erik, Brian and Jon throughout the title, which not only means that these guys are the luckiest bastards on Earth, but also means they are pretty good at reloading, since they are asked to perform a minimum of three pop-shots in each and every scene on this disc.

Up second is Megan, a French blonde who doesn't waste any time getting it on with the three guys. What I liked about Megan was that she tried to save all three of the guys' cum in her mouth before she swallowed it all down. That, plus the fact that she allows herself to get double penetrated during the latter half of the action!

18-year-old Patricia only teams with Erik and Jon for her scene, which is one of the tamer on the title, since it doesn't contain any anal action. Next up is Amina, who tackles all three guys, gets double penetrated (including in a standing position) and seems to love to eat cum. Those viewers who find themselves drawn to Amina will want to make sure to check out the "Extra Smut" portion of the bonus material, which provides an additional 5 minutes of Amina in hardcore action.

The next to last scene brings us dirty blonde Pamela who also takes on all three of the studs. Once again, we get a scene that contains plenty of anal and a lot of DP action, in addition to the facials and swallowing we have witnessed throughout the title. The last girl is 23-year-old Katya, who is one of the cuter girls on the DVD and is paired up with Brian and Jon for a threesome that includes a good deal of ATM action (ass to mouth) and more double penetration fun.

As mentioned, the bonus features include an "Extra Smut" segment with Amina, and they also include a behind the scenes featurette, a "Romantic Review" (which is actually a cumshot recap section), a photo gallery and trailers for other Red Light DVDs.

Almost all Red Light releases are good...No Cum Dodging Allowed is great! If you love watching girls swallow lots of cum, you can't go wrong with this DVD.

I have to admit that I only have eyes for Mercedes in this film, not only due to her spectacular beauty, but also to her stunning elegance and style, something that is often lacking in many other pornstars. Besides, she's so horny and gives 100% to her task, , taking load after load with both enthusiasm and grace, and this combination of glamour and sexyness makes her unique.
Thanks, Mercedes, lusty angel for all the good moments you' ve given me.
The rest? Little to say, honestly, Inhardly paid any attention to them...

This DVD is so perfect that I was basically trying to find something wrong with it, and I did (not really). These women were so intent on accomplishing their main goal of catching and swallowing cum they forgot their manners, can you believe that some of the women on a few occasions would swallow only one load at a time, not letting the other guys waiting in the wings cum in their mouth also?! That said, there is nothing else to complain about since they did swallow, and the loads were big.

Get this DVD - you can't miss this! I hope this is the beginning of a great series!

As someone who really enjoys watching girls drinking cum, I can honestly tell you that this new series from Mike Johns is fantastic! For those of you who are also connoisseurs, I thought I'd provide a review that highlights each babe's tasty swallowing.

First up is Mercedes, a streaky-haired blonde with beautiful tits (who is featured on the box). Mercedes is French Canadian and easily the most exciting cum drinker in the film; not just because she's the cutest, but also because she swills with such enthusiasm. She takes her first load, which is a doozy, as she kneels in the hallway. She swallows it completely, and licks the extra from the first dude's finger as he wipes it from her chin. She takes the second helping, which is smaller, precisely on her tongue. The third load leaves a drop on her breast, and she sucks as much out of the dick as she can. The fourth serving also deposits an errant morsel just outside of her mouth, which she draws inside by hooking it with her tongue. The fifth shot hits her upper lip; the sixth dribbles in ever larger spurts to completely coat her tongue; and the seventh, and final load makes a mess inside of her mouth, as she sucks the last cock lovingly afterwards.

Mercedes has a cute figure which she reveals slowly early on. (She catches her first loads, in fact, even before she's had a chance to fuck and get fully naked.) She also has a nice way of moaning every time she swallows, as though she really enjoys the flavor. Her best screwing comes when they pound her missionary and DP (double penetration) face up, which really shows off her very lovely cunt.

Next up is Megan, another French Canadian girl, who takes on three guys. Megan has this great way of licking her dude's dick playfully with the tip of her tongue - while the guy is still ejaculating into her mouth! (Imagine a cute girl drinking from a fountain mid-stream - and you'll get the picture.!) Megan, like Mercedes before her, catches almost every drop of semen precisely between her lips during her first series of cumshots, with just a single spot left just outside of the corner of her mouth when she concludes. The guys reload and feed her some more, this time being messier. Megan holds her jaw open until all of the men finish, when she swallows all of their output completely. Megan's best fucking comes when the men pole her missionary in her ass, and then face-up and face-down DP in both of her lower holes simultaneously.

I'd like to mention that these first two segments were extremely satisfying, especially since there's something romantically enthralling about a girl catching - and swallowing - almost every drop of cum in her mouth while, at the same time, keeping her pretty face clear and pristine! This movie was a great value - just for the first two scenes alone!

Patricia is a luscious brunette with big eyes and a petite nose -- who you'd swear just came out of an anime cartoon, she's that cute! Patricia takes three loads, one right after the other, and then scoops the rest into her mouth with her fingers before she swallows. They fuck her some more and give her four more loads; the first one directly in the back of her throat, the second one on the valley of her tongue, and the last two splattered more messily about her lips. She swallows all of the cum matter-of-factly and without hesitation. Patricia's best fucking comes when she mates with the men cowgirl and doggy in her twat; both times giving us a nice view of her luscious pussy and extremely shapely ass. Patricia also looks great, of course, using her very pretty face to give head!

Amina, who also appears in an "Extra Smut" bonus scene, reminds me, with her tall figure and dark hair, of Posh Spice. Amina takes her load across her teeth and around her lips. She swallows the first two loads hungrily. The third pools underneath her tongue and around her molars; the fourth makes a lily pad of cum on her tongue; the fifth shoots her in the roof of her mouth. And the sixth drips in a continuous stream just behind her lower teeth. After a brief hesitation, Amina swallows all of them completely and hyperventilates afterwards. Amina's best fucking comes towards the end of her scene, when she's tired and disheveled, and the guys screw her on her back, on her knees, and in the air - each time DP!

Pamela, a shapely blonde with a nicely tanned complexion, takes her first load straight away and lets it pool just beneath the front of her tongue. She swallows it completely, and then licks the few drops still oozing from the dick thereafter. She takes her second load and swallows it all immediate, and wipes the excess from her lips with the back of her hand. The third load gurgles into her mouth, and the fourth hits her squarely in her tonsils. She pushes the last few helpings forward on to her teeth before swallowing (to give us a nice view), before she takes a fifth and sixth. Pamela has a fun way of rolling the semen around inside of her mouth until her tongue is completely coated, and then displaying her glistening love muscle proudly for all of us to see! Pamela's most satisfying fucking comes when her men screw her on her side and cowgirl - in her ass!

Last up is Katya, a broad-faced brunette who has slightly Oriental eyes. Katya sports a tongue stud, and gets it completely covered in her first load. Her dude even uses it as a scratching post with which to wipe off the last bits of cum from his dick. The second load is messy and more watery, and hits Katya on either side of her pretty face. The third guy leaves his two tablespoons just inside of her lower teeth, before Katya swallows the last two helpings. She cleans her face daintily with her fingers before she takes one last lick of each manly cock. Katya's best fucking comes when she does ass-to-mouth before swallowing the first of many loads of cream. The movie finishes with a funny outtake, and some behind-the-scenes footage, as the credits begin to roll!

As extras, there's a photo gallery, a bonus scene, trailers from other Red Light District offerings, and a cumshot recap. One of the nicest features on the disc, though, is the abundance of chapter breaks, which enables one to skip precisely between the fucking - and the scattered cum drinking - in each girl's performance.

In conclusion, young babes are sometimes their most emotive when their luscious mouths are completely filled with cum - and they're drinking it! If you agree, Mike John's new No Cum Dodging Allowed will certainly leave you breathless! Enjoy!

The only bad thing I have to say about this DVD is that for some odd reason there's no audio on the "Romantic Recap" extra (the snippets of cumshots and cum-swallowing seen throughout the film). I'm not sure why this glitch is there, but it sort of takes away from the excitement not to hear the sounds of lip-smackin' gals going, "Ahhh...!"

Aside from that, there's nothing I don't like in this excellent addition to the Red Light District stable of hardcore porn. I'm a fan of the Down The Hatch series, and it's nice to see more product out there that caters to cum swallowing. This flick shows sexy chicks gettin' it on and swallowing copious amounts of jizz, all with a happy-to-be-here vibe. They're having fun, and it's fun as hell to watch.

I hope more and more porn chicks take the hint and partake of this brand of smut! There are so many gorgeous gals in porn right now, but not all of them suck and swallow with a smile. Too many spitters out there, damm it! Some gals make a name for themselves by swallowing cum in their debut appearances, only to "graduate" to less-raunchy activity in their "pro" years. I say, pay the gals the money they require for cum gulping, and you're guaranteed to see a return on your investment: customers like me would rather shell out the cash to a company that delivers the goods in all its debauched glory, rather than to the so-called "top-of-the-line" companies that have nice box covers yet don't make full use of their "talent".

I look forward to No Cum Dodging Allowed #2... and #3, #4, #5, etc. May this series continue ad infinitum!