Bite The Big Apple

Vince plays Sam Slate, a down-on-his-luck private investigator, who thinks his luck may be changing when Mrs. Herbert Marsh (Asia Carrera) walks in. She claims her husband is trying to kill her, when in reality, she is trying to kill him. With dollar signs in his eyes, Vince is very happy to take the case. The plot twists and turns giving lots of hot sensual sex scenes. Metro has shown us that Adult entertainment has certainly come a lot way!

When Vince calls his secretary into his office, he gets a lot more than he planned on. She sees how down he is feeling and offers him a little "something" to make him feel better. They play for awhile- kissing, rubbing, panting and sucking the entire time. That's what I love, foreplay!! She is quick to drop to her knees, where she deeply sucks him- this girl can take it all the way. She then pumps his shaft with her hand, while sucking the tip- great eye-hand coordination! He bends her over his desk, and BAM! He pounds it to her ass as she squeaks and squeals. Grabbing her hips, he takes even deeper strokes. Fast and hard, baby- that's what I like! She turns around and sits on his desk, giving us a great shot of her pierced clit. He bangs her hard again- fast and deep. I just love it when a man can pound for an hour and Vince Vouyer looks like he could keep me smiling for days. He pulls her legs up, bending her in half, and he takes it to a new level. He gives her every inch, harder and faster, keeping a nice steady rhythm. Tired and sweating, they move to the chair, where Sam sits down and lets Connie take over. She bounces and wiggles, her tits swinging the entire time. He pulls it out to cum all over her chest.

Sam calls in his trusted assistant, Watson, to look after Mrs. Marsh as he investigates her claim. The two go back to Connie's apartment to hide her out there. She sits back, spreads her thighs, and he dives in like a man dying of hunger. He wastes no time in sliding a finger in and sucking on her pussy. She loves it, whimpering as he furiously finger fucks her pussy. He turns to find his cock with her mouth. His hips pump as she bobs on his dick, taking him deep between her lips. He sits down for her to climb on him, slamming it to her as they both buck. What a great view of them, offering enough angles that we don't miss the multi-angle pictures. Asia slaps her pussy and grinds into him and that is enough for Watson! He bends her over to give it to her deeper with longer strokes from behind. She loves it, whimpering and moaning as she arches her back and sways her hips. We get a variety of close-up shots before he pulls out to spray it on her pussy. That's not something you see every day!

We now turn to Herbert Marsh, and Lucy, his secretary. It takes only seconds for the action to start as Lucy (Chloe) goes down and deep on him. She takes it wetly, sucking furiously trying to fit more and more down her throat. She lies on her back, spreads her thighs and he slaps it in. She is a "talker," which I love. Nothing is better than hearing words of lust and encouragement as they fuck. (She made me wet from the moment I heard her first naughty words.) You can hear his balls slapping off her ass, as he picks up the rhythm. She tosses her head back and forth as he goes even faster. She gets up and bends over, grasping the edge of the desk, talking dirty as he goes back to furiously fucking her from this new angle. (I was down for the count halfway through this scene, but after a quick smoke and a fresh drink, I was ready to continue.) She begs for him to get it nice and deep, and soon he is turning to cum on her face. Gotta love that facial!

Lucy learns there are cops outside in the van, following Sam. (Sam has been framed with the murder of Watson.) She agrees to distract them for him. She climbs in and takes care of business. She takes them both on, sucking one of them, then the other for a few minutes as she fingers herself. (I was immediately turned on all over again listening to her. I laid back, relaxed, and let the show begin- and what a show it is!) She lays on her side and motions for one of them to come over. He gets behind her and begins to slowly pump it in. She grabs the other cops dick and puts it between her sweet lips. She sucks for a moment, then demands that the cops fucking her do it harder. (I love demanding women in bed. "Tell me what you really want, babe!") She gets rally wild, bucking and begging for him to give it to her harder and harder. She yells when she is cumming, pleading with him to keep going, not to stop. (Seconds later, I was doing the same.) When she is done, she turns her attention to his cock, still tossing some talk over her shoulder as he works on her. She is one really hot fuck! I love watching women who enjoy their work as much as she obviously does! Even when she gets the DP treatment, she still keeps on talking. Listening to her go could make me cum for hours. She can not get enough! She rolls to her back, begging for them to cum on her. Moments later, both unload on her as she sucks the tips to get each last drop. She looks up and says a nice, "Thank you!"

Again, we turn to our seductress, who has convinced Connie that in order to save Sam, she must have a threesome with the married couple. She tells Connie that if her husband is happy, then he will want to assist them. Eager to help her boss, she agrees. The two surprise him for his birthday, complete with a cake. Who can think about eating when you have two delicious women to satisfy? Connie lies on her back, as Mrs., Marsh goes down on her. She is quick to grasp Mr. Marsh's rod with her lips as his wife slips a finger in. They tease and play for awhile, giving us some foreplay action. His attention turns to his wife, as she lies beside Connie. He fucks her hard and fast- (the smile on her face shows us her cries are for real!) Connie climbs on him for a ride, her huge tits bouncing as she thrusts on him. She flips to her belly, and Asia spreads her thighs so Connie can lick as she gets fucked. We get some close-ups, but I was a bit disappointed we didn't get more girl/girl action. He keeps fucking Connie, but Asia crawls under them, doing a 69 with Connie. It does not take long at all for him to pull out and get Asia right in the face.

For our grand finale, we head to Lance's apartment. Lance is trying to take his mind off his problems. He is involved with the plot, and knows he is caught. Deciding a couple of babes will help ease his mind, he calls for some. The police who send in two undercover agents to fill in as call girls intercept the call. They are quick to strip and get busy, as he dives onto one of them, licking her pussy. He spits on it, getting it glistening wet, then lowers to tongue her ass. He fingers her for a minute, then slides another finger in. She reaches down to rub her pussy as he licks and tongue fucks her back door. The girls kiss and nibble as he continues. He sucks on her clit, pulling her hips up to meet his lips. He gets to his knees for one of the girls to suck his cock as the other licks her pussy. Taking his cock in her hand, she sucks the tip before sliding it slowly down her throat. She watches her friend finger fuck her as she swallows him. He takes it out of her mouth and places it against her pussy, as she bends over doggy style. Her friend slaps her ass as she gets fucked. He switches to fuck the other woman as her friend rubs her clit. Begging for more, she rams her hips against his thrusts. He switches from her pussy to her ass, sliding it in easily. He picks his rhythm back up, and she doesn't object. He pumps her ass good and long with deep strokes. She coos and moans; telling him how much she loves it. We go in for a close-up, watching his fast, steady pace. He goes back to the first one, allowing her to climb on top of him, as he slides up her ass. She rides it all the way to the tip, only to slam it all back in again. Thrust after thrust, she violently fucks him, grinding him deeper in her ass with every stroke. It doesn't take long for him to pull out for a double facial ending.

Chloe's scenes had me cumming in my panties from the minute they started. She is, by far, one of the hottest Adult stars I have ever seen! This title may have starred Asia Carrera, but Chloe's scenes definitely make the others pale in comparison. She groans, moans, talks dirty, begs, whimpers, pleads, demands, and encourages her lovers to give her more, more, more! This is exactly what I want to see. I was extremely impressed with her performance, and I can assure you- I will be reviewing more titles with her in the very near future.

The best thing about this disc is it's own preview, which is tightly edited, funny and generally entertaining. The movie itself is not so great. I'm a big fan of Jace Rocker comedies, but this one falls completely flat. It simply isn't funny, even where it could be.

It's set in New York City, the "Big Apple" but, last time I checked, they don't have a lot of palm trees in New York, nor a lot of pools in the back yards. The end credits state that it was shot "on location in Southern California" but that was a) not supposed to be the location and b) painfully obvious throughout. The sets are ultra-cheesy and cheap looking as well. A better approach would have been to use actual footage from old 1930s and 1940s movies for all of the exterior shots, per Steve Martin's "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid" (although that would probably cause too many copyright problems).

Despite the presence of the always wonderful Asia Carrera, the sex is pretty much by the numbers. Fortunately, Chloe gets a couple of scenes and she is always very demonstrative about her pleasures. Extras include a slide show and about 9 previews. It has very good video and audio quality, but I can't recommend it because it is cheesy, the acting is bad, it's not funny, and the sex is strictly by the numbers.

This was one of the better DVD's I've seen.The
previews of other DVD's are excellent. Asia Carrera
again suprises with taking a cumshot in the mouth,
something she said she wouldn't do much, unless the
money was right, it must be right! Overall, decent
performances.