Euro Angels Hardball 19: Reverse Gang Bang Edition

I love Euro flicks. The girls are always gorgeous, with great bodies that are fit but not anorexic. Perfect. And they always do some of the best hardcore. So Euro Angels Hardball 19 should be right up my alley, right? Almost. But not quite. There were enough irritating points in the production that made me throw my hands up in despair.

The first scene has seven absolutely gorgeous women. No complaints whatsoever on the looks. And we really get right to it, and that helps immensely. My biggest complaint about the scene is the fact that it takes ten minutes to satiate the director's fetish for showing women with their panties half way off. They strut around, they shake a bit, they pull them down a bit, then back up... it's really irritating. We were getting well into some very hot oral work, and that just got killed with this momentum destruction. It does get going again, especially since at least half of these girls are completely gorgeous. There's anal, there's oral, there's rimming (guy on girl and girl on girl). There's ass to mouth, there are facials galore... everything you could ask for in such a scene. Aside from the mid-scene distraction, the ending was slightly disappointing in the sense that it was in a pool. The guys were standing along the outer edge, and the girls were in the water, pulling and sucking until the guys came. Not the best for visuals, though it probably isn't as bad as I make it sound.

Fewer girls in the second scene... gee, only four. The problem here, though, is that we get almost as much action as the first scene, but with an annoying Christoph Clark quirk... none of the girls do anything unless he's there. So we wind up with a latter-day Hef-a-like instigating all of the action. It winds up being a scene of ego. And feet... the guy's got a thing for feet.

Freakin' hot. That's the third scene, with a hot, hot brunette strutting around a backyard, losing clothing all the way. Then two of the blondes from the cover do the same thing. Then all hell breaks loose and everyone is fucking everyone else. Nice. All of the girls line up and get on all fours, with the guys running their tongues up their cracks while they squat. Excellent landscaping. This could have been shot with a bit less zoom, but I'll live. I'd just like to see their faces more. They move indoors after a bit, and that helps matters immensely. DP's and similar galore, and it's relatively well shot inside. Now two girls getting it anally while kissing each other... does life get much better than that? There are four total cumshots... two go to breasts and two are mouth shots. All are well-shot.

It's a nice orgy disc, though I would have liked a fourth scene (or a different second one: that one was a bit boring). The menus are very well designed. Aside from the fact that you aren't locked out from getting straight to the menu (I don't really want to watch phone sex ads or website popups while I want my porn), you also get easy navigation. The scenes are sorted by order or by action. It's a bit hard to get into some of the action when you skip straight to the fetishes, but if you really need to see an ass getting fucked, this is probably the way to do it. Aside from this, you get a photo gallery (which is really becoming an essential for these discs), some extra footage (15 minutes of Christoph getting it on with three of the girls from the last scene), cast list by scene (very helpful, since many of these Euro girls are hard to track down), a bio by Christoph and some website information.

Thoroughly enjoyable, though the fetishes of the Christoph get in the way a bit. The dipping panties thing as well as the constant foot attention are distracting from the actual sex. Some may like this, but I found myself to be hitting the fast-forward button every time this happened. And in an orgy feature, that shouldn't happen.