Weapons of Ass Destruction 3

Few adult directors are as consistently good as gonzo director Jules Jordan, and I'm happy to report he hits yet another home run with his latest release, Weapons of Ass Destruction 3. Featuring such young newcomers as Teagan, and such veterans as Tiffany Minx, Jules gives viewers a nice variety of material - which includes two one-on-ones; one threesome; and two mini-gangbang sequences. Clocking in at 3-hours and including a second DVD full of bonuses, this is one adult title worth the investment.

Beautiful young Teagan is up first...and she's already in a predicament, as we find her strapped to the wall with some leather cuffs and a ball gag in her mouth. Mark Ashley enters the room and starts spanking Teagan with a riding crop. He then removes her mini-skirt and panties and starts fucking her from behind in the standing doggy style position. Freeing her up, she sinks to the floor and starts giving Mark one hell of a blowjob. Teagan also gets a clear glass butt plug shoved up her ass - and even leaves it in there when Mark starts giving her doggy again. Removing the plug, Mark refills Teagan's backdoor with his own cock, and then has he lie back so he can shove some huge blue anal beads into her ass. Then it's time for some missionary...all while Teagan's sphincter is still loaded up with the blue beads. After some of this, Mark pulls out and then starts pulling out the beads - which make a sexy "ker-plunk!" sound as each of them come out. Mark continues his anal assault of Teagan, pounding her ass missionary, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl before finally shooting his wad onto her face. A great opening to a great DVD!

Fan favorite Tiffany Mynx is up next, and her scene is probably the most aggressive one in the film, as four guys (Alberto Rey, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete and Arnold) have their way with her. Tiffany begins the scene decked-out in a black and white striped latex outfit - but she is soon stripped of her clothing and down on her knees giving blowjobs to all of the guys. They eventually leave the room they are in and work their way up a flight of steps, pausing for a few minutes so that both Alberto and Mr. Pete can give her some standing doggy. After some additional fucking at the top of the stairs, the five eventually move into a bedroom - where the really hardcore stuff begins, as Tiffany gets lots of anal and a good bit of double penetration as well. Swallowing fans should enjoy the pop-shots, as each guy cums in Tiffany's mouth, and she gulps down their sperm.

My personal favorite scene on the disc comes next, and is a threesome featuring Roxy Jezel, Jayna Oso and Michael Stefano. As the segment begins, Roxy is leading Jayna Oso (who is on her hands and knees) across the room on a chain. They go over to where Michael is waiting for them, and Michael pulls Jayna's panties aside so Roxy can start giving her a rim job, and so Michael can finger her behind and then get Roxy to lick his fingers off. Still bent over, Roxy and Michael shove some large blue anal beads (the same kind used in Teagan's scene) up Jayna's ass - then follow that up by inserting a lavender-colored dildo into her pussy. The heat level is then really turned up when Michael starts fucking Jayna doggy style - while both the beads and the dildo are still in her! When Michael pulls out, the beads are then removed from Jayna, who joins with Roxy in sucking on them! The action continues, with both girls getting screwed by Michael - including anal action for both. When Michael finally cums, he pops his load into Roxy's mouth, who then cum swaps it with Jayna.

Jules presents another mini-gangbang in the next to last scene, this one featuring brunette Rose and porn studs Mark Wood, Brett Rockman, Scott Lyons and Arnold. The action here is similar to the action that took place in Tiffany's earlier scene - including plenty of anal and some double penetration - but the tone of this scene is a little calmer and "less wild" than the sex that Tiffany participated in. Unlike Ms. Mynx, Rose doesn't swallow down much cum at the conclusion...instead, she allows each guy to spray his jizz all over her face - leaving quite a mess by the time everyone's shot their load!

Jules finally sees some action in the final scene, going one-on-one with cute Charmane Star. Charmane enters the house alone, wearing a black latex coat, black fishnet stockings and high heels. She makes her way to the top of the stairs, where Jules is sitting in a chair waiting for her. Charmane sucks on his cock for a while and then faces away from him so he can lick and finger her from behind. Lying back in the chair, Charmane is penetrated in the missionary position, and eventually gets doggy and reverse cowgirl too. The two then move into another room where Charmane gets anal in the doggy, cowgirl and missionary positions - concluding with Jules unloading a massive cumshot on her face...which is easily the best pop-shot in the title.

All the bonus features for this release are located on Disc 2 of this set, and include almost 30-minutes worth of deleted footage; trailers for other Jules Jordan titles; filmographies for the girls; and a cast list that lets you know who performs in which scene (nice for helping to identify the male actors).

Fans of Mr. Jordan's previous work won't be disappointed with his latest endeavor. Weapons of Ass Destruction 3 is "the bomb"! Pick yours up today!

I have a fairly extensive adult movie collection, and I have to say that this is my favorite movie by far. The sex is unbelievably hot and kinky, and the girls will go to any lengths to turn the viewer on. All the young ladies are incredibly hot and totally perverted. There isn't one scene that doesn't deliver, nor one girl who isn't at the top of her game.

The Empire review does a good job summing up the scenes, so I won't bore you with something you've already heard. Just let me express some of my personal highlights.

This was my first introduction to Teagan Presley, and I have to say she made a complete fan out of me. This scene is heightened by Teagan's good looks and sexy outfit (which mostly stays on). Seeing her in a ball-gag and getting spanked is awesome, and you'll love how enthusiastic the sex is - from a throat-gagging blowjob to hot doggy-style (with a butt-plug shoved in Miss Teagan's ass) to a brief squirting segment brought on by intense fucking.

Tiffany Mynx is next, and while her beauty isn't quite up to par with the other girls, she makes up for that with her lude behavior. This is an excellent gangbang with good energy, good positions, and very nice camera angles (one of the true bonus gifts of this movie). The double penetration scenes were particularly good, as was the climax as each guy unloads in Tiffany's mouth so she can swallow it down.

Like the Empire Reviewer, I would have to say my favorite scene on the disc is number three, with Roxy Jezel and Jayna Oso. That's quite an accomplishment, given the level of quality with each scene. This segment is promoted as an "Ass to Mouth Festival" and that is exactly what you get. I can't count the number of times the guy's dick went from one girl's ass straight to the other's mouth. That's not to mention the dirty dialogue, anal extravaganza (I imagine Jayna will put anything up there), or the rough and rotten fucking. Bravo.

Like Teagan, this was my first introduction to Rose, who is even sexier in live action than she is in her still photographs. Her gangbang is even better than Tiffany's, thanks in large part to Rose's stunning beauty and nasty mouth. There's also something about the way she looks up into the camera with her come-fuck-this stare. The ending is perhaps the best cum bath I've seen a girl take. I sincerely hope to see more of Rose in the future.

The final scene, with absolute hottie Charmane Star, has the Asian beauty looking the best I've seen her. We finally get to see anal from this talent, and she doesn't disappoint in the least. She even does some ass-to-mouth in her first outing. While most of the scene is straightforward in most senses, it remains top quality due to excellent camera work and a hot outfit worn by Charmane.

The quality of the disc is superior in all accounts, and I highly recommend you pick this one up for yourself. You won't be disappointed.