Duke of Knockers, The

It's a bloody boob-fest in this big titted story based in jolly England. The guns you see used in this battle aren't
made of steel though, just time honored flesh and . (And perhaps a bit of silicone!) If you're a lover of the melons, you
may just find what you want in this Big Top DVD. Read on and see if this disc will "knocker" you out!
Boobs are me. I luv 'em. This disc has got them all right. Four sets. Eight Jugs. It's what's perched above and
below them that left me groping for my latest copy of Big 'uns though!!! Read on...
The story goes like this....The Duke of Knockers, an English millionaire has tragically been widowed for the past ten years.
He decides the time to act is now, and places a personal ad in a Texas newspaper for a wife. A wife that has big tits! Three, er,
ladies apply, and whisk themselves across the pond to be interviewed for the potential Duchess-ship. Meanwhile, secretary
Nilli Willis has other thoughts. She actually loves the Duke (and has huge titties to boot), and isn't after his cash, as are the other
pendulous pals. She takes it on to ruin each interview so she can finally express her love for The Duke, and live in mountainous
bliss for eternity. Did I mention that these are "hands-on" interviews?
The first lovely to be interviewed is Justa Dream who never even makes it to the Duke. She's short circuited by a bit of boob
bouncing and pussy play with Nilli. Lots of nipple to nipple, nipple in slit, and the like. Nice, but not great.
Next up is The Duke and Kayla. Booby licking, some oral by him, and then an interruption by the secretary...
On to The Duke and Leanna. Just about the same deal...Each time Nilli stops the action before any money shot can take
place in both scenes. As a matter of fact, the Duke never takes out Prince Willy in either of these scenes! Although the foreplay
was mildly entertaining, it's nothing that will keep you around very long.
Leanna and Kayla then meet in an upstairs bedroom to bemoan their bad luck with the secretary, and have a bit of a go with
each other. Some very nice close in finger and tongue action gets the thumbs up from me here. I know you'll really enjoy the
side by side 69 action.
You're then treated (subjected?) to a campy love song as we see Nilli wander the grounds. You can just tell that she's
lovesick. Melancholy abounds. Soft lighting, fuzzy camera, and scenic shots pervade this scene. For some strange reason, you
also see a fair bit of the local fauna. Some sheep, chickens, and Guinea hens. Now I'm no ornithologist, but I do think Guinea
hens are indigenous to the U.K. I guess this was a nice touch of realism. (?)
Inside, the girls finally realize there has been a shortage of dick in this flick and proceed to indulge us in two scenes that run
concurrently. You'll see Kayla add her own hole to a snooker table with the butler, and Leanna and Justa do the ever popular
gardener. Not a lick of jizz is dripped on any of the six titties in these scenes. Both left me bored.
In the big finale, Nilli finally gets what's cumming to her as she and The Duke have a go at it. Her cans sway to and fro nicely
as he pounds her from behind, and she is eaten in a very unique position. A bit of a tiny money shot ends this flick that could
have been so much more.
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Movie:

The millionare Duke of Knockers is in search of a big breasted wife. Three very large breasted women reply to his ad and the interviews begin.

Sex:

Nilli Willis and Justa Dream suck each others tits and clits. Duke of Knockers plays with Kayla Kleevage and Leanna Lovelace tits. Kayla and Leanna go at it. Leanna starts doing the gardener then Justa Dream joins in. Kayla does the butler on a pool table. The Duke does Nilli Willis.

Features:

Includes short bios on each of the ladies and scene access.