Please 4

With this many good looking women on the cover, this one should be a shoe in to be a keeper. But somehow Joey Silvera manages to make that not the case, with just enough annoyance to put me off.

First up is Michaela, whom Joey has wandering around outside in a poorly staged looking bit. Then they get into the nipple fetish a bit. Michaela gets to feeling herself for a bit outside, then goes in, greeted by two guys. The lighting is good, so we can see most of what is going on, but the edits are straight jump cuts, and the guys never quite show any amount of respect toward the women. It's not as though they're treating them poorly, it's just that they seemed to have been coached to whack a breast or pull some hair while being otherwise tender. Weird.

So Michaela takes both guys. And since this is European, she takes them up the ass one at a time. Which is nice. Still, the jump cuts are a bit disorienting (it's in her ass... no, now her pussy), and the money shot isn't much to write home about either.

We're introduced to Lucy in the second scene, and quite possibly the nicest ass I've ever seen, in porn or otherwise. Great curves on this girl. We get a good long look at her for a bit, then head inside with her friend Nikki. Nacho's the randy boy that gets these two, and it's another predictable bit. The sex positions look and unnatural, and the guys almost seem to be more showing off than enjoying themselves throughout. Nikki does take a tit fucking to a cumshot, which was well done, but it took quite a bit of fast forwarding to avoid the boredom.

Laura Angel uses a whip on a couple of guys, seriously not my thing, even though her in fishnets and heels is. She does stop playing "whack a dick" long enough to bend over and accept it in both entrances from one guy. Then the other guy takes her on the bed, and damn does she ever have nice legs. Aside from the poor intro, this is a pretty good scene.

Carmen is cleaning up the boxing ring, but doing more of a dance for the camera than anything. Which is nice... great ass on her, too. Two guys come up and tie her wrists to the top rope of the ring and give her a sponge bath. This is typical "suck and fuck" fare, though I'd like to know precisely why there's a big comfy chair in the middle of a boxing ring. Ah, well.

Jeanie Rivers and Annie work over a guy together, but, oddly, neither seems to really know what they're doing. Jeanie, uncharacteristically, shows almost zero emotion or enjoyment throughout, and that really tanked this scene for me. The looks at the director for instruction didn't do much for endearment, either.

Joey hasn't done the best of his career with this title, leaving us with a collection of odd scenes and half-hearted sex. The fetish menu is a bit unique, but there isn't enough of any one thing to recommend this DVD.