Tanya Hyde's Rubberfuckers Rule

With a title like "Rubberfuckers Rule", Pirate Video DeLuxe's 13th release pretty much shouts out its pervy intentions from the rooftops. And like most Private/Pirate label releases, it delivers on its promises: lots of hot, fit, Euro-tart lovelies having every hole plundered by eager (and lucky) men. As its name suggests, "Rubberfuckers Rule" has a fetish theme (something that director Tanya Hyde normally trucks in for Pirate), but if you're incredibly squeamish and not particularly into total degradation, fear not: this movie has a lot of horny folks smutting it up in rubber, leather and latex, but there really isn't much extreme, taboo action going on. I found the movie a bit too distractingly stylized sometimes (a problem that a lot of "arty" porno flicks seem to have these days), but all in all, the movie is 85% fat-free, jam-packed minutes of unfiltered lust.

The movie's divided up into five vignettes -- "Blonde Domina", "Leather Prison", "Nasty Nurses", "Stockings & Spunk" and "Toys & Sluts" - each of which centers on a particular situation/theme. The first one kicks off with platinum blonde Monica Moore leading slave Lauren Kiss up some stairs before having Lauren lick her pussy. Monica masturbates a bit, but sometimes the lighting is just too strong and blows out some detail. They then go into a dungeon with a studly, hooded Leslie Taylor bound to a wooden circle on the wall. (I'm sure there's a "real" name for that circle, but sorry, I wouldn't know it...) Again, there's lots of goofy lighting and quick cutting, and sometimes it's distracting. Still, you're definitely able to make out those "key" moments, like Lauren sucking off Leslie's hard rod, or Leslie in a swing harness getting her pussy and ass plowed by Leslie afterwards. The swing fucking is pretty damn hot, although you're kind of left wondering if Blond Domina Monica is ever gonna have her snatch drilled. Fortunately, Leslie does get to enjoy that treat doggy-style before blowing a humongous, mega-blast of cum all over their faces, with a nice stream going right into Monica's gaping mouth. Tasty!

"Leather Prison" starts with black-wigged, mighty-racked Monique Covet prancing about in a sexy black get-up. Monique's a vision of sluttishness incarnate. Total trollop material. Anyway, she barges in on poor sap Tony De Sergio in a jail cell, and goes in to "torture" him. The first bit is a teasing blowjob - a "pain" that I'm sure we'd all like to go through, right? Well, maybe the next one wouldn't be all that great: after sucking him off, she puts on a strap-on and fucks him up the ass! And puts her panties over his head. The nerve! Then we see tiny-titted blonde Chrystal (billed as Krisztina in the end credits) walking by another cell, this one with Csoky. He's ogling a skin mag, and sees the real flesh before him. She tempts him and fucks him through the bars - blowjob and doggy - with some creative maneuvering. Monique shows up and punishes Chrystal for dallying with such vermin. She puts the little bitch in a church altar room and fucks her up the ass doggy style with a strap-on too. Then Monique tosses Chrystal into a cell, with Csoky and Tony waiting for her. They want some payback big time, and her to suck each cock, with some spoon anal and D.P. action to boot. A healthy blast of cum on her asscheeks and another onto her tongue (no close-up, unfortunately) polishes off another winning scene.

The third segment also features Monique Covet, this time with lengthy blonde hair, and the same to-die-for bod. She's eyeing lithe blonde beauty Dora Venter, who's just been carted in in a body bag. No necro action here, though: she's still alive, as her reactions to the probing fingers and dildos of Tony De Sergio and Mike Foster suggest. Brunette beauty Sheila Scott's in the other gurney, and Monique lustily laps at her cunny. They double-headed dildo each other's twats before Sheila sticks some kind of inflatable, pumping gizmo up the tight asshole of Monique. You can't see what it's doing as Sheila pumps away, but Monique seems genuinely turned on. Then Tony and Mike come over and give Sheila some reverse cowgirl pussy pounding and Monique gets her eager butt boffed reverse cowgirl style. Monique gets a cum explosion in the vicinity of her face and tits, but there's little contact. High volume, low impact. Sheila, though, gets a shower of spoo all over her tummy, and her innie belly button becomes a swimming pool of spunk. Again, good scene, and not too much fucked up lighting or cutting to boot.

"Stockings & Spunk" kicks off with Dora in a cage, sucking off two oppressing guys - Tony and Mike - outside of it. The open the cage and leader her out, taking her doggy, spoon and reverse cowgirl style in her pussy and ass. Then, Monique and Sheila show up again, with Tony and Mike crawling behind them on all fours. The kinky broads pretty much take it in every hole and every position, from dildos and man-cock, and love every bit of it. The lighting and cutting are, once again, kind of distracting, but these women are hot (including their strategically placed nipple-coverings; I'm particularly fond of the black tape over Sheila's pert pillows), and when Sheila gets cum on her pussy and Monique's belly gets splattered, you'll feel as satisfied as the horny fellas in the movie. Well, not just as satisfied, but you won't be let down.

The last segment appropriately features toys and sluts, just like its title says. Leslie Taylor and Csoky lead in blindfolded blondes Chrystal and Monica. They suck some cock before getting double-dildoed as Taylor thumbs Chrystal's waiting asshole. The scene then switches, as the same fellas ravage Laureen as she's tied up in gynecological chair. She blows and handjobs them before they plunder her asshole. Then, back to the blondes (the confusing editing is enough to give you whiplash). Multi-holed and multi-positioned fuckfests ensue, before Chrystal gets goo on her ass and asshole, and Laureen (who's now tied into the scene) and Monica get their faces and mouths flooded. Like the other scenes, save for some distracting stylistic touches, the fucking is passionate and hungry, and the scene gives you everything you could want.

Like most Private/Pirate discs, the solid movie is backed by solid bonuses: a trailer, a five minute behind-the-scenes report, cast info, photo book, notes about the film, and five trailers for other Private and Pirate releases. The goodies are hot enough to give you another stiffy, after you've blown your load on the movie. As always, Private/Pirate proves its well-deserved status as one of the most dependable labels in the skinflick biz. "Rubberfuckers" do, indeed, rule.

This is a must for anyone into rubber/fetish outfits... and, of course, awesome sex. The women are hot and are getting fucked in every hole! Tanya Hyde puts together yet another great movie.