Blowjob Fantasies #16

Job description for the role of "Cock Sucking Slut" in Toxxxic Entertainment's "Blowjob Fantasies 16": "Must be willing to say one line of dialogue, appear topless, and give head for 10 minutes; swallowing optional." Sounds easy, but that's nothing compared to the cock's job; all the cock has to do is be willing and ready to cum - although it's true one of those temperamental and egotistical cocks might have balked at having to appear anonymously: there's not a man's face to be seen anywhere in this film.

"BF16" is what it is, a series of blowjobs tightly focused on the girl and the cock. The girl changes, the cock changes, the location even changes occasionally, but the pattern remains the same. You've got to love blowjobs to love this film. I mean you've really got to love them, with a fetishist's single-minded passion. Even then - well, let's face it, some blowjobs are better than others.

Most of this film's weakest blowjobs are front-loaded in the first half and all of its average-to-better than average ones are grouped toward the end. Tabitha Bleu gets things started by filling in her name to the film's only scripted line of dialogue: "I'm Tabitha Bleu," she announces, "and I love to suck cock." Now, I don't know just how much she loves it, but I do know she gets right to it. But she's a head sucker who employs a lot of hand action, and that ranks her pretty low as a cocksucker in my estimation. On the other hand, she swallows, so you might rate her somewhat higher.

Felix Vicious is next (I almost said "comes" next, which would be grossly misleading in a film of this nature). She dives deeper on the shaft then Tabitha did, but Felix's co-star, unlike Tabitha's, is a cock of half-measures: when it cums, it can only drool because it has spent so much of its load throughout the blowjob. This makes for the film's sloppiest scene; so sloppy, in fact, that I found myself frequently looking elsewhere.

Which is too bad, in a way, because Felix is one of the film's better looking babes. The girls of "BF16" are, in terms of their physical attractiveness, almost equally divided between 3rd and 4th tier talent. Chicks like Tera Patrick and Alexis Amore breathe the rarified air of the 1st tier, so the 3rd tier is composed of girls who fall somewhere below the line established by the likes of Shay Sweet, Taylor St. Claire, Kobe Tai, and - well, you get the idea. That's okay, though: sometimes the difference between one tier and another is a matter of makeup, wardrobe, and a better cameraman.

In a film like this, you have to take any advantage offered, so it's no surprise that the best scenes are performed by the best looking girls: Kelly Erikson, Kelli Tyler, Sophie Evans, and Brittney Skye, third tier chicks all. Brittney's scene is the best of all. Much more vocal than most of her co-stars, her moans breathe a little life into the picture. She's also one of only two girls (Sophie is the other) who make at least some attempt to get themselves off along with their cock. This is a topless-only film, but Brittney dips her hand into her panties and comes up with more excitement than most of the rest of the girls combined.

Brittney's blowjob, by the way, is competent. For a movie all about blowjobs, this one doesn't exactly offer state-of-the-art cocksucking. It does offer a variety of techniques, however, if that is, in a case like this, a good thing. It's got the head suck, the slightly more adventurous half-shaft suck, and deep throat. Now as far as I'm concerned, director Michael Adams could have saved himself some trouble and eliminated the first two varieties, but then if he had, his film would have come up five scenes short.

On the cock end of these blowjobs, most of the facials of are of the open-mouth variety, but not a lot of cum finds its way into those waiting mouths. Then, too, it doesn't appear these cocks have been conserving their strength for their big performance: the cumshots are generally weak and uninspiring. One dick (and I don't remember which one - they're so hard to tell apart), despite receiving one of the film's better blowjobs, never even gets fully erect. (Caveat emptor: this fate may be your own.)

"Blowjob Fantasies 16" has even less to offer in terms of bonus material: a photo gallery, a few previews and porn moviedom's ubiquitous phone sex commercials.

Felix Vicious, Ryan Meadows and Brittney Skye all turn in great scenes. My favorite scene was Ryan Meadows, and boy, can she turn up a lot of spit on her guy's cock. It was a great scene. #16 displays some great oral talents and I can't wait for #17!