Stop! My Ass Is On Fire 9

A title like Stop! My Ass is on Fire! conjures up some images of white-hot backdoor action. And way back when (before the days of Jules Jordan), I think I actually would've found that to be the case. I still recall seeing the first one in the series with Azlea and Alexandra Silk when it came out, and remember how incredible I thought their scenes were. Stop! My Ass is on Fire! 9 is probably on about the same level of quality, but I surprisingly found it coming up a bit average. Even though a couple of the performers were terrific, overall the heat isn't very scorching, and the overall presentation - the quality of teasing, the quality of asscheek-accentuating clothing, and the camera angles used - just don't match up with the best ones out there today.

Things kick off with brown haired, tight-bodied Gia, a divorced Mormon from Utah. That definitely got me intrigued (I suppose that touched off something in me like "Catholic school girl") and Gia's definitely no slouch when it comes to sucking and fucking. She and Alex Sanders seem to be into each other while delivering the oral goods, as welll as when he dicks her silly. In fact, Alex really pounds her pussy and then, when he switches holes, her tight ass. There's actually a funny part when he starts doggying her colon after having fucked it in another position already, and he remarks, "Yeah, now it's getting loose." But still, even though the fucking is frenetic, and Gia's really howling with each stroke, there's something lacking. Gia takes the pumping like a pro, but doesn't buck or give back like a Ryan Conner or Belladonna. At any rate, she takes a decent facial at the end.

Aria is next (not big-boobed Aria Giovanni, but lithe hardbody Aria, with lighter hair and a fine Portuguese butt), and her interaction during the opening Q&A (all scenes start with a "tease" and then an interview) is really hilarious. Aria's got a sharp, deadpan sense of humor that I found really funny and, thus, a real turn on. Yup, I got swept up in a chick's sense of humor. Fortunately, Aria's cocksucking abilities - as demonstrated on the rigid tool of Mark Wood - is just as great as her sense of humor. This scene doesn't have the amazing clothes or camera angles of a Jules Jordan or John Stagliano flick, but what it does have is a performer who really seems into her fucking and stays energetic throughout. When you see her taking Mark's wood, you can see that she is the one doing the fucking, not him. Her cries of "Yeah yeah" and "Deeper deeper" when he piledriver anals her are enough to make any red-blooded male shoot his load right then and there. The closing facial is superb, with lots of volume all over her face and in her mouth, and a terrific flood of jizz dribbling out of her mouth afterwards.

Sophie Evans is a longtime favorite of mine (here she's got light brown hair, not black or blonde as usual), and this natural boobed, slim Hungarian does what she can to match Aria's scene (she even gets paired with Mark Wood). She's definitely solid, but if it's Sophie you're looking for, you're bound to find the best on The Private Life of Sophie Evans from Private. This scene is fine: the wanton Ms. Evans takes it in the backdoor with ease and intensity. And her complete lack of hesitation at getting cum fired all over her face is a plus too. Even so, she never quite hits the same levels as Aria (and frankly, I've seen Sophie doing much, much sluttier work elsewhere)...perhaps it's because she had to do Mark instead of her husband Tony Ribas, and so she wasn't 100% into it. Whatever the case, even though she gives good fuck, the scene just can't help but disappoint a bit after Aria.

Just plain tepid (except for those who adore anything with lez-out action and toys up asses) is the dildo duet with Justine Romee, a Latin harlot with healthy hooters, and blonde Russian slutlet Pantera. The girls kiss and make out, with tongues and fingers exploring each other's snatches, before Justine plugs Pantera's tight asshole with a silver vibrator and Pantera follows suit by pumping Justine's ass with a larger blue dildo, as Justine masturbates her pussy with a pink toy. The scene was average for girl-girl material, but after the last two scenes it definitely proves lackluster in my book.

Closing things out is blonde California girl Juliana Kincaid, who's there to get fucked silly by Jay Ashley. During the Q&A, Juliana's asked if she prefers anal to vaginal sex, and she exclaims, "Nooooooo!" Well, I guess that tells ya how the scene will go. Surprisingly though, Juliana really does anal like a champ, and Jay Ashley is no "Mr. Sensitive" in the sack. He's not quite T.T. Boy, but he's definitely into the rough spanking and throat fucking (Juliana gags on his cock a few times as he zealously humps her face), and jackhammer-style pussy and pooper pumping. Her asshole gapes a bit after it has been drilled, but she holds up and takes a nice blast on the cheek and in her mouth at the end.

Stop! My Ass is on Fire! 9 makes a good intro for anal titles, and maybe even couples who're into booty action: the sexing is good, but it never trips over into all-out sleaziness and kink. For those who've graduated to (or been weaned on) Evil Angel style product, however, this release will probably only provide some momentary excitement. Also included on the disc are five trailers, about eight minutes of phone sex ads, website info and a photo gallery.