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Jade Lo

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She Rocks & Rolls!

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Based on 1 Review.
Categories:  Feature,

Starring:  Bridgette Kerkove 

Starring:  Gwen Summers  Brett Rockman 

Starring:  Joel Lawrence  Jewel De'Nyle 

Starring:  Dale DaBone  Nikita Denise 


Recommendations

Member Reviews

This Parody is Extremely Entertaining and Smoking Hot!

By Terry Dennis
Jerome Tanner loves a good parody, and he works pretty hard to create porn that mocks the mainstream. His choices often baffle and amuse, so when I received my screening copy of "Jade Lo," a "Behind the Music-style" parody of Jennifer Lopez, I was neither surprised or shocked. "Jade Lo," like Jerome Tanner's other features, is a movie ripe with unrealized potential, and that is not to imply that "Jade Lo" is a bad adult feature, but merely to point out that it falls short of being really great. As other reviews have stated about Jerome Tanner's movies, he often neglects to properly represent the feature's content with the box covers and for all of the careful attention to story details, he too frequently avoids major attention to casting and production that could make his features perfect, for instance Jewel De Nyle in no way resembles Jennifer Lopez and is horribly miscast, but is still very good at what she does. It's just that a Latino actress would have been more appropriate. It is a porn movie and perhaps shouldn't be too harshly judged, but what is most frustrating about Jerome Tanner's movies is just how good they could be if a little more work went into them. His writing is honestly good enough that with a little more work on minor things, like the opening credit and editing, Jerome Tanner could rival maverick directors like James Avalon and Nic Andrews in quality.

The movie starts out with a bald guy in a suit re-telling the rise and fall of "Jade Lo," Jewel De Nyle. The movie is well put together and edited in a similar fashion to VH1's popular series. There are many ironic jokes and pop culture references, and some of them are honestly funny. I have to give it to Jerome Tanner; he has the market corned on comedic porn.

The first sex scene involves Dillion Day and Bridgette Kerkove. Dillion plays a powerful Hollywood agent who makes Bridgette get nasty with him to get a part. She works over his cock with the same fever that only Bridgette can. He slides his cock between her massive breasts before licking her pussy devotedly. When Dillion pushes several fingers in and out of Bridgette's ass, you know there is going to be some kind of anal play, and it comes in the form of a big, red dildo while Dillion fucks Bridgette on the desk. All in all, a brief, but fun scene.

More between-the-scenes banter from the bald narrator, and Gwen Summers provides some attempted humor before we find Gwen smack in the middle of a spoof of the Jennifer Lopez movie, "Anaconda," (except this time the anaconda isn't a snake, but the cock of Brett Rockman in a tribal outfit.) Gwen, armed with her fantastic nipples and innocent looks, gobbles up Brett's monster cock before making him return the oral pleasure. She rides him cowgirl, panting and moaning like a wild animal, and writhes about on top of him like a woman possessed. She ends up arched beneath him, leaning back on a bench for awhile before he works away at her from behind. She really gives quite a wonderful performance and the camera work takes full advantage of her agility. Only thirty minutes have passed, and this is already a fantastic disc.

Jerome Tanner even has a part as, surprise, a director! Jade Lo talks about her drug problems, making fun of what we come to expect from every "Behind the Music/E!Hollywood Story." No celebrity is spared a jab, from Julia Roberts to Pauly Shore, and even Peter North is skewered.

Jewel and Joel Lawrence share a long scene and give heated performances, ending with Joel pumping Jewel's ass wildly. Jewel De Nyle fans won't want to miss this scene! Joel is merciless and Jewel appears to love every second of it.

The movie "Selena" is spoofed, as is Puff Daddy later on. The "Selena" spoof is simply weird, and isn't as funny as the other parts of this feature, but hey, no harm in trying, right? Jewel plays Jade Lo playing "Selena", and performs a song in a bar. She finishes her song and exits. Nikita Denise shows up and Dale DaBone appears from behind the drum kit, as one of Jewel's drummers. The bar is suddenly empty, allowing Dale and Nikita to get it on. Of course, the charismatic pairing of Dale and Nikita is a blessing, running through the gambit of sexual activity, and ending in Dale giving Nikita an extensive anal work-out! (This Jerome Tanner feature has more anal than usual!)

There is much more parody to be had in later scenes that is both funny and sometimes tedious, but overall, this might be the best work I have seen from Jerome Tanner. Also, the anal scene with slender, petite Chandler in front of a roomful of people playing jurors is amazing, and not to be missed! This, of course, is during the spoof of the Puff Daddy gun trial. The sex in this scene is incredible and earns this DVD the highest rating I can give it.

Picture quality is perfect, as is the audio. The extras are limited to "Bios," Slide Shows," "Web Ads," and an entertaining "Behind the Scenes" feature.

This movie is good, porn fun and a worthy addition to any collection. It has a little bit of everything, lots of anal, and its kind of funny. Simply a joy to watch, the way it should be!

Product Information

She Rocks & Rolls!

Running Time:
1 hrs. 17 mins.
Release Year:
2001
Released:
May 07 2002
Starring:
Jewel De'Nyle, Nikita Denise, Bridgette Kerkove, Dillion Day, Gwen Summers, Dale DaBone, Joel Lawrence, Brett Rockman