Joey Silvera's Service Animals 3

I'm definitely a fan of most of the Evil Empire filmmakers - John Leslie and John Stagliano primarily. Sometimes I find Rocco Siffredi and Christoph Clark a bit too extreme or even mean-spirited for my tastes, but when they're on, they're fucking great. Joey Silvera's one that I've never totally followed though. I always find him to be somewhere between the extremity of Christoph and Rocco, and the eroticism of the two Johns, but not as excellent and focused as any of them in their respective strengths.

"Service Animals 3", which has Silvera giving us mostly new faces who serve no purpose other than to service their gents, is another somewhat mixed bag. You can spot "Buttman" style ass-worship and low angle booty shots, and you can also spot Christoph and Rocco style choking, which I'm honestly not into at all, especially when the woman looks unhappy. Still, as derivative as these elements all are, I have to say that "Service Animals 3" is still pretty hot stuff, perhaps because it has mostly new slutlets on hand for defiling. In the end, it's all good, and the title earns its place amongst the Evil Empire offerings.

The first scene features newbie blonde Julie Ryan and Brandon Iron. Julie's cute in a Mirage (that's early Briana Banks) kind of way, but I swear she's impossible to understand when she talks. And unfortunately there's quite a bit of mumbled, muttered interview footage at the beginning. Frankly, she sounds like a bit of a stereotypical blonde airhead. Still, who cares about brains when it's sucking and fucking that matters, and this scene proves that Julie can inhale cock like a pro (her B.J. scene lasts 9 minutes) and take it up her quim without missing a beat. I really enjoyed all her coital coupling, except for when Brandon's pinching her nose during a B.J. to choke her, and bringing tears to her eyes (I don't know why this shit flies on so many titles, like this one and certain Anabolic releases). Her cute airhead face is plastered with cum in the end, and it's a sight to behold, especially when she orally polishes off his stick afterwards and dribbles nicely.

Sixx and T.T. Boy are next. I was prepared to hate this scene, just because T.T. Boy is the king of mean-spirited action in porn and has the presence of a bully. But I was smitten the minute I first saw the exotic Sixx, a piece of new tramp from Alaska. This tawny-skinned beauty does it all, and actually T.T. Boy shows some degree of manners here. The couple fuck in a car and on a living room sofa, with the lovely Sixx sucking his cock (and her freshly-fucked pussy juices off of it) after every position. He even spoons her anally, and like a seasoned pro, without missing a beat, she takes his spunk in her mouth and on her chin, and gives that dick a nice ass-to-mouth oral cleansing afterwards. What a sweetheart! Let's hope that Sixx goes on to grace more titles in the future.

Two blondes follow up. Melissa West and Staria take Lee Stone's rigid rod. Staria's a cutie with pert, natural boobs, whereas Melissa's not quite as cute, and also sports a fake-o rack. Neither gal is really up to the level of the previous two, though, so this scene, with its trade-off blowjobs, asshole fingering, multi-positioned pussy pounding, and even spoon analizing (of Melissa, alas...I really would've like to have seen the petite Staria take it up the Hershey highway) never goes much beyond watchable. The finale is pretty special though, with Melissa taking a full blast of manchowder in her gaping mouth (with a lot of it also dousing her tits and face) at which point she shares a cummy kiss with Staria and spits a glob of it into her mouth. So dirty, yet...so nice! And one more thing: there was some light choking in this scene too, but it didn't seem too "convincing" so it didn't bug the shit out of me.

Another perky blonde, Kaylee, is next, with Jay Ashley and Brandon Iron. She's not as cute as Staria of Julie Ryan, but she's got a boomin' ass, and energy to burn, so her scene is still pretty blistering. There's more stupid nose-pinching during cocksucking by Jay (Kaylee actually gags and exclaims, "I can't do that gagging thing" afterwards, and he stops), but outside of that, I really enjoyed all the drooling blowjobs (the entire front of Kaylee's body is covered with saliva by the end of the B.J. sequence) and impassioned fucking, including a nice doggy anal by Jay. (After see how plump her ass was, I was really hoping to see it get pumped. Thanks, Joey Silvera!). Silvera even gets in on the action, getting a healthy B.J. before all three guys cover her face and the inside of her mouth with cum.

The last scene features mega-hung black stud Wesley Pipes (sheesh, what a name) and blonde duo Gia Regency and Cherie. Gia's not bad on the eyes, like a rounder-faced Jessica Darlin (with tiny, natural boobs), but Cherie's a real stunner to me: a tanned, limber California dirty blonde. I got a stiffy as soon as she (and her knockout asscheeks) popped up on screen. I had high hopes that Cherie would get fucked six ways from Sunday here, but unfortunately its Gia who gets pumped most of the time, and I have to say it's often mean-spirited. And with Cherie's participation! Wesley's always trying to gag her on his massive cock, and Cherie chokes the poor girl ("I'm gonna choke the shit out of her" Cherie exclaims at one point.) Still, there's a lot of blistering material here, like when Gia actually deep throats Wesley (perhaps, unfortunately, under duress) and gets doggy analled to the hilt by the guy, or when Cherie gives a sensual blowjob (with Gia nursing his balls) or gets doggied before taking his load on her face. In the future, I'd like to see more of Cherie, but less of the choking, please.

All in all, "Service Animals 3" is a worthy title for folks who are interested in the seamier (but not fully fetished and kinked out) end of porn. This definitely isn't a "couples friendly" title per se, but for folks who like raw action that's a couple of notches away from the dirtier, crueler Christoph Clark, Rocco Siffredi, or Anabolic titles, then by all means check it out.

My other complaint aside from the gagging and choking would be that the extras are lacking. "Buttman" seems to be doing well in the supplement department, but this title only has a photo gallery, website info (meaning the names of Joey Silvera's and the Evil Empire's websites alone), and a cast list that's organized by scene. Nothing related to footage. There's also a "fetish menu" (a la the other Evil Empire efforts) and I always like those: they allow you to jump to, say, all the anal scenes or blowjob scenes in the movie, if that's what you want to see. But please, next time around, come up with more bonuses, okay?