Voyeur's Favorite Blowjobs & Anals 2, The

No matter how good it is, no matter how many hot women you cram into one bit of digital media, a compilation disc is still a compilation disc. And that's something of the disappointment with Blowjobs & Anals 2. There are gorgeous women galore ever present throughout the disc. There is great anal and oral action, two staples for many porn fans. But with a glue job of scenes from different sources, the result is, almost invariably, choppy video quality and brevity that is tantalizingly annoying.

The first brunette is an excellent example. Hot as fucking hell. I mean, the kind of body you want writhing atop you for a long, weekend. Great curves with that ass, small but firm, natural tits. Great face. But the video quality is a bit irritating, especially the faux voyeur set of angles that don't do much beyond give us bad angles of a gorgeous woman. There's quite a bit of nude solo work in the beginning, which is excellent, though the sudden appearance of two guys was a bit disorienting. She gives good head, too, we discover. And the shaved she-devil takes it up the ass and in the mouth at the same time, no mean feat. With the ease of anal entry, we can see that the brown canal has been traversed before. And damn, did I mention how hot she is? We get a DP before the end, though the facial end is a bit diminished by some poor camera angles. Again. But nice stuff.

Much better than the second scene, which is clearly much older and joined already in progress. It's dark, it's fast, and it's skip-able.

The third scene has brunette Tabitha giving head to a guy in a gazebo. Then suddenly she's pool side, getting it from four guys. So we skipped a bit there... and the rest isn't that great. When you get that many guys, it winds up being a festival of flapping testicles, and the girl gets largely lost in there. There's some sperm in the end, but you wonder from where it came.

It's some time before we come across a scene where the woman isn't outnumbered by more than two to one. There's older porn in the interim, before we get to a dark haired chick playing with a pink vibrating dong. Not my favorite type of girl, nor scene, and I found myself again hoping that the promise of Liza Harper on this disc wasn't in vain.

And if it weren't for the hat, it would have been the perfect Liza scene. It's a one on one with some guy, going straight from blowjob to ass slamming, the fair-skinned French mademoiselle taking it both lying down and riding it. If I could have one night with any porn star, it would be with her: mais oui! And right after the anal? Why a mouth filling facial, of course. If there's any complaing, it's the brevity of the scene. Otherwise, this lady always delivers.

Two scenes later features a gorgeous, tiny little brunette named La Tigra that really delivers the goods. No anal here, but this girl works her hips and lips like no one's business, and the double facial is a sight to behold. Very nice.

Not a big strap-on fan... and there's a bit of oddity in seeing three girls go through a DP with strap-ons while some guy adds in a facial at the end. It all seemed a bit senseless.

And there are a few more really hot brunettes on this disc. Sure, they do seem to be my favourite, but given the overall selection, the darker haired lasses are the ones that make this compilation come as close to shining as is possible for such a jerky (ahem...) collection. There's quite a bit of face spunk, a lot of ass plunging... all of the good stuff, really. But what is missing is a consistent piece of quality. I might have felt better about this with a few scenes actually taken out. Halving this would not have been negative. And really, if someone would pass on my invitation to Ms. Harper, I would be in their debt. Really!