Trailer Trash Nurses 3

Jerome Tanner busts out Trailer Trash Nurses 3 for Legend video, and fans of acting a la The Jerry Springer Show should be in due course here. Those of you with tastes more sophisticated than tractor pulls and beef jerky can probably hold your nose through the premise long enough to get to the sex...much of it is worth the stench.

Tabitha Stern features on the cover, although something must have happened in production of the box, since she looks a bit like she's wearing a Halloween mask. Spooky.

Tabitha, Gwen Summers, Kiki Daire, and Taylor St. Clair star in this distinctly non-medical tale of something or other. Really, I couldn't be bothered with the plot. It seems that nurses fuck quite a bit, according to this, and always wear white stockings. So there you go, sociologists among us.

So, after going to get a bite to eat, maybe a quick , we survive the endless minutes of phone sex ads. In one of them, se habla espanol. A big ol' "si, si, si, bueno, si, ayudame, si" to you too. Hey Legend...we bought this for your movie, don't make us sit through 1980's quality commercials without the fast-forward option.

The menu is very well done, even if it does take a few seconds to unfold. Gwen Summers, in what only can be described as a slutty Halloween costume, greets you right up front.

The first scene opens on a picnic table outside of a couple's trailer. Gwen and some guy are taking something too seriously, and Gwen looks more like she's ready for a Starbucks and a Prada shopping spree than anything remotely stereotypical trailer park.

They venture inside the trailer, where Gwen goes cock bobbing for a bit, in what is a surprisingly well-shot scene. Conditions for filming must have been very cramped, but they pull off a multitude of well-shot action spots with relative ease. Yeah, so it's suck, lick, fuck, with nothing out of the ordinary, but it's hard to complain when it's Gwen.

Tabitha Stern's in the hospital, apparently for a tongue probe. The doctor licks her everywhere, making sure to get everything nice and wet. Tabitha surely gets vertigo from the upside down oral she performs, then off we go to reverse cowgirl land. An excellent, full facial to polish things off. Not bad.

Kiki D'Aire (as it's spelled on the bio) gets her hands (and mouth) on everyone's favourite Brit stud Mark Davis. Doctor Oranje was not familiar with Kiki before this, but it's easy to see how she could become a new favorite. Excellent body, good performance. There are so many positions going here that it's easy to lose track.

Claudia Adkins is up next, and hands-down steals the show. The crop-haired petite brunette goes down on her guy for a bit, then he uselessly fingers her for a bit longer. Would it kill the guy to employ the tongue probe? What gives? There's over seven straight minutes of spectacular anal action, with a facial to boot. Claudia, my smock's off to you.

The last scene: Taylor St. Clair and Evan Stone. Nothing else needs to be said. It really is that good.

The features on this disc are nice, with bios with actual information. Oh, and wish Claudia a happy late birthday... November 2nd. For that performance, she at least deserves a card and a thank you. There's something different here with sub-chapters; you can jump around inside scenes from the main menu. It's convenient, it's fast, and it's a wonder more studios don't employ it.

I can't complain about the video or audio qualities. Jerome and the gang put together a great feature here, one worthy of any medical library. The prognosis is good. Very, very good.

Have you ever wondered what happens to the guests from The Jerry Springer Show when they go back home? Well, Trailer Trash Nurses 3 gives a fairly comedic look at their high-class lifestyle, as Gwen Summers starts off this movie arguing with her chicken eating, Klan worshiping, and quite possibly inbred, husband. Dale plays his character to the hilt...reminding me of the same attitude he had a few months ago when I caught him playing games with the mind of a young woman on a syndicated episode of Blind Date.

The opening sex scene is a so-so one between Dale and Gwen, who is usually quite hot in her sex scenes. I think part of the problem here is that the two stay in character so much. It's a credit to their acting skills, but how many of you would be turned on by watching two white trash hicks go at it? Yeah...that's what I thought. Fortunately, Gwen's character is one really good looking white trash hick, so just keep your eyes on that knockout body, and you'll get through this scene just fine.

Shortly after their encounter, there is an earthquake, and while Dale is paralyzed on the motor home's floor, Gwen decides to round up some of her old buddies (Claudia Adkins and Taylor St. Clair), dress up like nurses (slutty nurses, I might add) and head off to the hospital to help out.

This is the point of the film where things really pick up, starting with a nice coupling between Tabitha Stern and her real-life partner, Jonathan Stern. Tabitha gets a nice fingering of her ass in this segment (although, sadly, there's no anal penetration by Jonathan's cock), and also gets a really explosive facial at the conclusion of the scene that is one of the better climax shots I have seen in a porno this year.

My favorite scene, however, comes next when Kiki Daire accidentally hits Mark Davis with her car. If you've never seen Kiki before, think about a bustier, sluttier Britney Spears, and you may understand why I find her to be so hot to watch. She takes it from Mark on top of the car in the missionary, doggy and reverse cowgirl positions before taking a nice facial from him. It's not as good as the facial Tabitha received, but it's one hell of a facial, nevertheless!

Those waiting for some hardcore anal action will get it in the next to last scene, which pairs Claudia Adkins with Joel Lawrence. I'm not a huge fan of Claudia's, but I will admit that she does have some nice legs, which are accentuated here with some white stockings and heels. Joel reams her ass in the reverse cowgirl, doggy and missionary positions; and Claudia even gets some double penetration as she rams a dildo in her pussy while Joel is fucking her ass. Yet again, there's a hot facial waiting for Claudia at the end of this segment...marking the third impressive facial popshot of the film.

The movie concludes with a nice scene between Evan Stone and Taylor, which should please fans of both actors. Taylor, like Claudia before her, gets it up the butt, taking Evan's tool in her ass while in the missionary, reverse cowgirl and doggy positions. And just in case you didn't get enough from the three facials prior to this scene, Evan's got something special waiting for Taylor's mouth to conclude this above average flick!

My biggest complaint with the Trailer Trash Nurses 3 DVD is that it is front loaded with a number of phone sex ads that you can neither skip over or fast forward through. When I accidentally turned my player off during the action of the movie...I found I had to sit through those bloody ads again to get to the chapter selection so I could resume the film. As if these ads weren't enough, there's an additional section of ads as part of the bonus features on the DVD. Fortunately, you don't have to sit through these, as you can jump past them, fast forward through them, or simply ignore them altogether.

Other bonuses on the disc include a fetish menu, cast bios, a slide show, and a 10-minute behind the scenes segment on the making of the movie. The video and audio quality of this disc is only average, and compares with most other recent DVD releases from Legend.

If you like naughty nurses (and who doesn't?), you should be quite pleases with Trailer Trash Nurses 3. It features some of the best talent in the business, and some of the action is simply stunning.