Cream Pie For The Straight Girl

Very dirty blonde Liliane Tiger proves to be tasty and tempting as she graces the front and back cover of CREAM PIE FOR THE STRAIGHT GIRL, a Devils Film release. Though the title is somewhat lacking in both wit and poetic grammar, it's a perfect description of the kind of conduct showcased in all five scenes. For those who aren't up to their porn terminology, a "cream pie" refers to ejaculate oozing out of a woman's vagina when her male partner cums inside of her. You can pretty much guess what the women are required to do with this man-made concoction.

And you can also pretty much guess that the production, direction and action of CPFTSG pretty much follows the same basic gonzo formula employed with dependable success for almost all of today's porn studios. I note, however, that this flick has a distinctively low budget look. If you're used to seeing nubile newbies getting banged in opulent mansions, then you may be surprised to see the rent-controlled housing which serves as a setting here. Also, the flat videography and subdued lighting don't flatter the girls all that much.

Dirty blondes Sue and Virginia kick off the flick with some perfunctory introductions before they rub each other while reclining on a couch. Neither seems particularly affectionate, though they both suck cock well and make good eye contact with the camera. Sue proves herself to be a good anal queen in the making, but Virginia prefers to get fucked the old fashioned way. Unsurprisingly, Sue is the one who eats up the cream pie for Virginia's lower lips.

Next, blonde Darla and her dark-haired partner Bibi are up next. Bibi proves herself to be a very fine deep throater, while the blonde is the one to open up her backdoor. Lots of spitting and drooling take place in between position changes. For the finale, Bibi pussy farts a few ounces of splooge in to Darla's mouth, and then leans down for a little oral cum-swap. Though I found neither girl to be spectacularly attractive, this scene is nasty and lewd.

Myra (another blonde who bears a strong resemblance to Darla, even down to that funky eye-lash designs) and Medora, a pale redhead whose personal appeal is subjective. Darla gets banged anally and interracially by Franco Roccoforte - in several exhausting positions, while Medora engages in a little oral A2M action. This rather routine and visually uninteresting scene ends with Darla getting a mouthful of choad which she shares with Medora.

Far easier on the eyes is golden girl Nikki who is teamed up with cover girl Liliane. They masturbate on a bed for a minute or two before sharing some cock. Nikki proves herself to be more energetic and into their threesome than Liliane, who to me seemed a little bored. However, she lets their guy cum in her ass, and Nikki uses her finger and tongue to draw out the remnants. While I found Liliane's multiple clit piercings to be distracting, there's no doubt that these girls are the cutest "straight girls" in the bunch.

Finally, blondes Sandra and Lenny team up for pretty much more of the same, except that neither girl does anal, and both kiss rather awkwardly after Lenny gets a tongue full of cream filling. This scene was probably saved for last because it's clearly the weakest. However, it's a rather lackluster way to end an otherwise okay flick.

A bonus scene excerpted from CREAM PIE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY featuring Roxy Jezel and Mika Tan round out the extras. Though both girls are cute and do excellent anal work but I wasn't too interested in watching their bald-headed partner suck down and swallow his own jizz at all. The bonus scene is edited rather sloppily as it ends right after we're introduced to Brittney Skye which was no doubt the next vignette to follow. Someone should have pushed the stop button a little sooner. Other extras include a photo gallery and trailers. Video quality is rather dank and depressing, with washed out whites and pasty skin tones, but this has more to do with the videography than the digital transfer. Audio quality is okay.

CREAM PIE FOR THE STRAIGHT GIRL serves up exactly what you want in girls chowing down on cum straight from another woman's nether regions. I just wish the whole production didn't look so cheap and skanky.