Eighteen & Easy

Despite the eye-catching boxcover, which is attractive not just for the nude picture of "Lovely Lexi" lying naked and in spiked heels, but also for all of the amusing "blurbs" which accompany smaller hardcore images, EIGHTEEN AND EASY is a pretty big disappointment all-around. Although the title is obviously supposed to refer to the ages of the female performers, I have some serious doubt as to whether they are all of "legal age" (meaning, that they look significantly older than 18...rest assured, that there is no potential Traci Lords-fiasco here). Furthermore, with alliterative descriptions like "curvy coed craves continuous cock cramming" and "sexy scholar spills the secret of her success..." one would think that the theme of this video would involve a college setting, or schoolgirls, or something resembling what the title suggests. Well, it isn't so. This movie has nothing to do with school, or being well-learned for that matter...It's just another competent, dopey porno movie to please those who want a quickie fix and nothing more.

It took a few minutes of watching a bored Malitia sitting on a couch in a drearily lit set to realize that this DVD was essentially a compilation video --- and a mediocre one at that. Obviously assembled at the last minute, and using some hastily shot "hostess" footage of Malitia fondling and masturbating herself (almost to , given her enthusiasm), director Luc Wylder is apparently to blame for this misleading mess of a video. With a measly five scenes, none of which are exceptional and all have a monochromatic, washed-out look, EIGHTEEN AND EASY is a waste of a release from Sin City Entertainment.

Five scenes have been selected (randomly, it appears) with the best ones featuring the always-wild Chloe who does two guys with lots of anal penetration, and African-American beauty Jennifer who does an outdoor straight scene to great effect. Thanks to their enthusiasm and efforts, this disc is saved from being a total loss. The other scenes feature a tepid sodomizing of the currently popular Lexus Locklear, who offers the most impersonal blowjobs I have ever witnessed, and an unmemorable threesome with the curly-haired Kimberly. Perhaps with better lighting, and improved production values, these scenes could have been a lot of fun to watch. Instead, there is a sense of cheapness and boredom in these amateurishly shot scenes.

However, even more amazing is the fact that when it comes to finally watching Malitia have sex on camera, her partner clearly can't get it up! Malitia looks far better in this scene than she does as the hostess of this compilation, and it's ruined because the guy she's paired with can't do his damn job. After some strategically obscured blowjobs and coyly shot fucking positions, Malitia has to resort to faking an oral cumshot by drooling spit out of her mouth. The director should know that you can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool a porn reviewer who looks out specifically for the all-important money shot.

Again, Sin City makes the viewer sit through a series of internet ads which cannot be chapter skipped. While speed searching through commercials isn't the most difficult act in the world, I question how timely and viable these ads will be three or five years from now. In any event, I wish the company would relegate their ads to chapter sections on the disc (of course, I would never end up watching them, but that's not my problem...).

If you want a hot video from Sin City, then go get 30 MEN FOR SANDY...it's worth any number of EIGHTEEN AND EASY discs.