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LBO | 2001

Sexual Distortion!

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Well, at least it's in English, but that's the only thing going for it.

By Praerie
The first thing you should know, right off the bat, is that this is not a transexual movie, it's a transvestite movie, and as any fan of the genre knows, there's a big difference.

The movie is not that long, with only four actors, all but one of whom smoke through the whole movie. I don't mind smoking, but I don't care to be innundated with it while trying to watch a sex movie. It's not like an after-sex smoke. It's all through the movie. And the only actual female in the movie smokes a big cigar, and when it's finished, she lights up another. The video quality is not great. It's obviously been recorded from a videocassette, though it isn't a bad transfer. The audio is quite good.

There are no extras. Your only choices are "Play the movie", "Scene selection" (of which there are only four scenes, all part of the one big scene), and "Company Info".

It starts with this guy shaving his legs, and another (already looking like a female) shaving his/her crotch, and it takes at least five minutes on that, before going on to the female looking one putting makeup and a wig on the other. Then it shows you this older man who's been watching all this on a couch, followed by the only female in the movie (an overweight chick) who walks down the stairs and it becomes known that she is the mistress who commands them all. The older man is supposed to suck one of their cocks, but all he does is put his mouth on it and not move, and the mistress asks if he's doing a good job and the "girl" getting her cock sucked says he is. The whole movie is like that. The cocksucking is poor, you don't get to see much actual fucking, and the mistress sits above someone's face to get her pussy licked but there's no actual tongue contact.

The mistress puts on a big black dildo to fuck the guy (it's his birthday, apparently, and he's getting his "cherry" popped) but after spanking him, the movie takes about ten minutes to show her from an angle sort of behind and underneath, holding it with one hand, trying to put in the first bit of it. While it later does show her from behind putting it to him, you can't actually see it, leading me to believe it never actually happens - they just want you to think it does. Then one of the "girls" lays on the couch while the guy gets on the couch on all fours to suck "her" cock, while the mistress sits on the arm of the couch to get her pussy licked (which never seems to actually happen), and for a few seconds you get to see the other "girl" actually fucking the guy while he's sucking the other one's cock.

And that's it. The whole entire movie. Two guys shave themselves, put on makeup, the mistress comes down and puts on a strap-on dildo, commands the guy to suck it, then to suck one of the other cocks, then puts the dildo in the guys ass, then one of the "girls" lays on the couch, he gets on to suck her off, the mistress tells her to lick her pussy, and after a bit the other "girl" fucks the guy for a few seconds. That's everything on the DVD. I didn't time it, so I don't know exactly how long the movie actually is, but if you take out all the slow parts like the two guys shaving their legs and crotch, putting on makeup, and get past all the time trying to put in the strap-on and just get to the actual insertion and fucking, it'd probably be about 15 minutes.

It does have one thing going for it, however, which not many of the movies you find in this genre have: It's in English. No Brazilian chicks here. Which, unfortunately, means none of the actors are all that good looking. However, the guy of the movie is older, with grayish hair and a regular haircut, wearing a button-up shirt and tie when the movie starts. So no ugly tattoos, no shaved heads, and everybody is pretty much "normal looking" (except for two of them being transvestites, of course).

I'd have to say, all in all, I don't think I got my money's worth out of it. But, this may be just what you're looking for. I prefer transexual movies rather than transvestite, so keep that in mind when considering my review.

Product Information

Sexual Distortion!

Running Time:
55 mins.
Release Year:
2001
Released:
Oct 01 2001
Starring:
Mistress Holly, Regan, Valeria, Rick Drexel