White-Hot Nurses 5

WHITE HOT NURSES 5, a 2004 release from the venerable Hustler Video line, is a frustrating paradox. Although all the young ladies featured in WHN5 are attractive and have natural, leggy, highly fuckable physiques, the pointless, lazily executed premise (hospital sexual hijinx) and complete lack of sexual energy among all the performers (bordering on the robotic) makes for a frustratingly boring and forgettable flick.



The premise (such as it is) involves each scene taking place in a hospital-type setting (e.g. examining room, office, lab, etc.) with the ladies being (briefly) dressed as doctors or nurses. However, that is where the premise ends. In very short order (measured in mere seconds), each young fuckdoll is quickly disrobed and deflowered by either patients or fellow doctors. If only this were as erotic as it sounds. As executed here, it isn't in the slightest. There is no situational set-up to any of the scenes (other than the cast and crew having access to lots of hospital settings and medical costumes, I guess) Presumably, this could have been called "White Hot Cafeteria Workers" or "White Hot Kosher Meat Inspectors" and it wouldn't have made a bit of difference in setting the scene. (For classic situational doctor/patient/nurse sexual antics, check out the 1970's classic "Candystripers")



Beyond the dismal waste of such situational material, there is also no apparent dialogue in this flick whatsoever. The men growl and grunt (even when they aren't fucking) and the girls gasp and moan with such intensity that it is completely distracting. I quickly suspected that this was a foreign-made flick and watching the "behind the scenes" segment confirmed my suspicion. Clearly, this flick was made in France or some other smelly European country. As such, I can only surmise the actors couldn't speak English and were told not to speak or cry out "Oui!!" or "Mon, Dieu!!" for fear of alienating the American audience.



Anyway, that all said, the action (mechanical and soulless as it is) is quite extensive. In the first scene, Ellen Saint, an attractive, yet generic-looking, young blonde with lots of makeup and a firm, tight little figure, briefly listens to her patient's (Thomas Stone) heart before reaching under the cover for a manual examination of his nether regions. Stone returns the favor by disrobing his comely doctor down to her stockings and high heels and proceeds to lick her tits and pussy. He then gives her a probing exam of her pussy and anus with his meaty thermometer before squeezing his liquid test results in her waiting mouth.



Nurse Sylvi, another attractive, lithe but non-descript blonde with enough pancake make-up to require a sandblaster for proper removal, gets duly groped by a grunting patient (Alain Deloin) while the doctor (James Brossman) examines him. In short order, both men disrobe the willing nurse and she goes down on her patient while the good doctor pounds her from behind. The patient also performs his own anal examination of nurse Sylvi with both men ultimately treating her to some prolonged DP action in various positions. Nurse Sylvi finally receives a sperm sample in her mouth from each man.



Next up, Dorinna, a firm, trim, leggy blonde and Lara, a comely brunette with a killer body, take time away from their lab work to kiss and lick each other. Lara uses a big, black strap-on to pleasure the lovely Dorinna and Dorinna returns the favor by filling Lara's waiting pussy with an ample dildo. Judy White, yet another blonde, has a scene similar to Sylvi's in which she does a pressure exam on two male patients who return the favor by stripping her down and jointly filling all her waiting orifices. In the final segment, Ellen and Julie Silver, again, two young, fairly attractive girls with great, leggy, natural figures, decide to enter a semi-private room being shared by two male patients and treat them to a very special exam. The girls suck, fuck and get their poopchutes filled by their willing patients and Julie gets some nice DP action.



All in all, WHITE HOT NURSES 5, fares better than most of the low-rent, assembly line, skank-ridden porn produced in Southern California, only in that the girls are all easy on the eyes, have very nice, firm little figures, and there is a nice helping of anal and DP action. Other positive aspects include plentiful chapter stops and above-average lighting and direction. Otherwise, this flick has a failed, clichéd premise, no dialogue, and, despite a fairly full range of sexual activity, virtually no heat or chemistry between any of the performers. Never have I been so bored watching so many attractive people fucking. Other extra features include a "behind-the-scenes" segment, which basically shows some dude taking photos of the cast for the "slideshow" segment and a handful of rapid-fire trailers. WHITE HOT NURSES 5 is above-average fare but, despite the attractive cast, doesn't generate enough heat for my taste.