Boobarella

Synopsis:Who's that girl that ran off the Bahamian beach leaving her bra behind? That big,
black, lacy thing that could hold a month's worth of coconuts? That's what our peeping Tom
wants to know, and he'll pay $100,000 to the lady sporting those mountainous flesh balls. As
Johnnie Cocoran would say, "If it doesn't fit, it ain't made for those little tits!".

Features: Chapter selection - Full motion selection menu,; Performer Bios - Brief text, and a
nice clip of each performer; Photos - Stills from the flick; Previews - Snippets from other top
heavy DVD's; Web Info - URL for some big tit and fetish sites; The Money Shots - Full
motion Money shot selections - Very nice!

Commentary: Let it be known that I am the boob lover here at Adult DVD Review. I slather
with anticipation each time I'm given a Big Tit feature to review, and this was no different.
"Boobarella" won The AVN Award for Best Big Boob feature 1993, and I was dying to check it
out!
Shot on location in the Bahamas, this feature presents some of the biggest boobs you'll
cum across. Tiffany Towers? Exactly! Candy Cantaloupes? Very descriptive. Lisa Lipps? Her
lips weren't exactly what were most prominent! These are all huge women, with some
co-stars that feature fine frontages as well, but nowhere near the jugs on these three.
The story is one of three beach buds hanging out in a very cool bungalow drinking, and
trying to get laid. One of the trio spies a beauty sunbathing topless, and he can't believe
what his eyes behold. A set of the most enormous titties in the Caribbean. She runs off
before he can get to her, but leaves her bra behind. He picks it up, checks it out, and as
soon as the eclipse it causes subsides, we set out on a "Cinderella" glass slipper type story.
The dude takes out an offer in the local paper offering $100,000 to the tits that fit. It's off
the the races as every local girl with at least a triple D tries to cash in, and perhaps put a
dent in the bill her surgeon charged to implant those pounds of silicone and saline!
The first scene may be the second best on the disc and involves Tiffany and Staci
comparing tits, and deciding to try their best to fit the bra. Tiffany is ultra deceptive, as
until she lifts her T-shirt, she appears big, but not huge. It's all uphill (if you know what I
mean) after she sets those babies free, and we're lucky to see some nice oral work by both
girls, and of course, plenty of nipple play.
The second time we see action is by far the finest boob play on the feature. A
three-way with Tiffany, Staci, and "Rick". They have some serious sex in a clunky yellow
truck who's shocks could barely handle the load of Tiff's tits alone! Nicely shot, some
wonderful angles, and enthusiastic performances got me up and at 'em!
From here on in, I'm afraid you may be disappointed. The Lisa Lipps scene did feature
some great sex, and she has an awesome pair. She also does a good job at taking a load in
her mouth, but her partner does his best to spoil the scene. A bleach blonde dude wearing
shiny gold thong underwear. Ugh. As a matter of fact, that was my biggest complaint on the
disc. These guys are simply awful. Now I know I don't watch these things to see the male
performer, but at least have it be someone believable. (Yeah, I know Copperfield is doing
Schiffer, but I still think it's an illusion!) These guys were bad actors, in poor shape, and
really hindered you from getting into the gals. I now know why they only used their first
names! So no one could track them down and tell them to get the fuck on the ball!
Angel gets a decent screwing on a couch after being "rescued" at the beach, and Candy
has her melons walloped while getting it doggy style on the beach, but these scenes are
only passable.
Two good scenes, one decent, and two disappointments. What won't disappoint though,
are the size, shape, succulence of these tits!

From a DVD perspective: The picture quality and sound on this disc left much to be
desired. It looked no better than a VHS recorded at LP or worse. This is of course due to the
original, but I do like to see and hear these things sound better than their VHS counterparts.
The extras were very nicely done and I commend Big Top at the great job they did. I
thoroughly enjoyed the brief bios, clips, and especially the money shot feature. Keep it up!

Intangibles: Great big bouncy tits. If you luv 'em, get this. I enjoyed the sex, but enjoyed
just gazing at these freakish tits even more. Put some top level male talent in this one, fix
the sound and picture, and you'd see some seriously high marks. Big boob features always
seem to have low end male performers for some reason. I wonder why? Shit, if they are
having trouble finding someone to work in all that flesh, give me a freaking call!
A bonus star for what this movie did to my Dow Chemical stock!

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Re: the video, not the DVD. Two great scenes Tiffany Towers and Stacey Vaughn in girl/girl, then the two of them with a stud in the back of a pickup truck. The rest of the flick was so-so. You better really be into big boobs.

As a big breast fan this movie is a must, although none of the women here sport natural talents, the sex makes up for it. Highly recommended.