Seymore Butts' Finding Tushyland

I've been a fan of Seymore Butts flicks since the dirty days and nights of modern day legends such as Shane, Taylor Hayes and the insatiable Alisha Klass. Whether it comes to blowing firefighters, getting involved in single-handed erotic conduct with Chloe, or traveling through the streets of Europe, the Tushy Girls always knew how have a good time and director Adam Glasser was always there to show it to us. Few directors gave us the kind of fun-filled adventure and frolicking fuck-fests that we have come to expect from a Seymore Butts film.

Unfortunately, recent exploits by the esteemed head of "Family Business" have been less than exciting. Instead of going out to the real world to show us just how horny his girls can get, the gonzo director seems content to stay at home and give us one house-bound scene after another. Such is the case with FINDING TUSHYLAND, a surprisingly dull episode of technically well-executed but fairly emotionless sex and sin featuring a stable of male talent like Herschel Savage and Mark Davis, both of whom have long overstayed their welcome in the Butts household.
As good as the female talent is, none of these girls have the level of sexual energy or carnal magnetism of an Alisha Klass. As a result, none of the scenes really stick out in FINDING TUSHYLAND. It's just one well-performed scene after another, with no real magic.

The first scene pairs Mr. Davis with dark-haired beauty Trinity. There is no real introduction or work-up to this coupling; they are introduced already in bed with Mark eating her out like Homer Simpson at a Vegas buffet. The remainder of the scene is an anal-themed session of hard, sweaty lust punctuated by some nasty ass-to-mouth shots. For those who care, Mr. Davis does get a taste of his own "medicine" when he dives down for a kiss after splooging all over her face. It's a good, straight scene but still fairly generic.

Michelle Lay, a brunette, and Flower, a rather thick blonde, have a threesome with Kurt Lockwood which lasts over thirty minutes and is almost nonstop action. Unfortunately, I found neither girl to be particularly attractive, though both are fine performers. Along with all the anal work, some feet licking and ass-mouth shots, we get the usual in vigorous hardcore action. At the end of their scene, Flower "squirts" like a fountain all over the couch and Michelle's face, just as Kurt unloads his ball juice all over the brunette's tongue. The girls go in for a little kiss right before he resumes fucking Flower in the ass and she unleashes another torrent of whatever you believe that liquid to be.

Equally enjoyable was the girl-girl scene featuring Vanessa Lane and Yazmene Molan, two exotic brunettes who are lusciously insatiable. Though the kissing is brief, Vanessa turns up the heat with plenty of convincing dirty talk, which gets louder while getting rimmed and double fucked by two dildos. The finger fucking and sixty-nining are done so well, that I found myself repeating this scene before moving on to the next one.

Mari Possa, a very attractive brunette and currently the most popular Tushy Girl, is spotlighted next in a masturbation scene where she opens and prods her butt using a variety of dildos. Mr. Butts assists and even takes measurements while Miss Possa stretches her cheeks far apart, even using four fingers to do the job. Masturbation shows are generally not my thing, and though the gaping is impressive (and a bit gross at the same time), it takes a bigger anal fan than myself (no pun intended) to truly appreciate this scene.

FINDING TUSHYLAND concludes with another threesome featuring dark-haired Honey, Alex Sanders and Herschel Savage. There isn't too much original or exceptional going on with this trio, though Honey is cute (despite the piercing on her clit), does anal and double penetration well, but needs to work on her cum-swallowing. Then again, it isn't her fault that the guys miss her mouth by a country mile.

Extras on this disc include some extended bonus footage of Trinity and Honey's work, along with a behind the scenes featurette which lasts over ten minutes, and a series of previews of Seymore's other work (including one of my all-time favorites, TUSHY HEAVEN). Video and audio quality is excellent, as has been the case with almost all of recent Seymore Butts DVDs.

If you're interested in FINDING TUSHYLAND, then all you have to do is visit Seymore's house of sin. I just wish he would occasionally go elsewhere.