Babewatch 3

As in "Baywatch", the creators of this DVD, "Babewatch 3", would have you believe that the city of Santa Monica mandates attractive lifeguards--women with large breasts and hot bodies; and men with tight buns and muscular shoulders. In this case, they also get women and men who know how to fuck, and from whom you might learn something. Although I doubt they could swim to the first buoy in real life, Amber Lynn, JR Carrington, Marilyn Star, Jordan St. James and their complimentary cast of male all-stars know how to fuck--at least in my opinion. While porn may set-up unrealistic expectations of both men and women, sometimes leading to hurried and disappointing sex, this DVD presents a good-balance between the human and the super-human, a balance between great sexual technique and hyped-up drama. In the fourth scene, watch Amber Lynn eat April's pussy, I could not help but think that Amber knows what she is doing. She seems to apply knowledge of specific hot spots and feelings around the female pussy. And in that light, this is just about what adult entertainment should be.

The first scene features Jordan St. James and Alec Metro on the couch, banging hard and fast on the couch, sending quakes through her upright, rock-solid tits. Here Mr. Metro shows us how to bang and pound your tongue into a pussy as if were a dick. Jordan seems to like snappy, zingy sex and she will push back at you like a lioness.

The second scene featuring Marilyn Star and Shawn Ricks got me the hottest because it seemed the most real. Marilyn Star really knows what she is doing--at least she did when she was in porn. As in most scenes of the DVD, she spreads her legs just right and they place the camera just right for you to see of the action.

The third scene features Holly Body and Bobby Vitale in a lifeguard station, making love on the planning table. Now, if you had fantasies while watching "Baywatch", this might do something for you. And Bobby does get to screw her on a table, probably one of the best ways to get the banging angle just right. Otherwise, Holly is just too much of a taker and not a giver to turn me on. But, the women out there will probably enjoy watching Bobby Vitale.

The fourth scene also has a lot to offer, featuring April and Amber Lynn. Amber's tongue and fingers seem to have some intelligence behind them, perhaps showing us why she was so legendary. And Amber and JR Carrington can act too. I liked this scene. They are two beautiful women who know what it takes to turn on a woman.

The last scene features Buck Adams, the producer of the film, having his way with the lovely JR Carrington. They get a little afternoon delight - some great missionary sex with Buck getting at that G-spot by kneeling/standing as she lies on the couch. Then Ms. Carrington asks him to "fuck me up the ass". I am not an expert in adult movies, but apparently this should come as no surprise--JR Carrington getting a little backdoor action.

Dialogue and plot scenes interlace the sex scenes, showing Amber acting as head lifeguard. Amber seems to have a business or serious side to her. These scenes are great for those of you with lifeguard fantasies. They at least helped me remember "Hey, its good-looking people at the beach."

If you do not like fake and often large boobs, this movie may not be for you. Or if you like to know that the stars you are watching are still in the adult entertainment business, this DVD may not be for you. Or if you are in your 20's and you do not like watching women older than you, this may not be the best movie. But, on the whole, I think this is about what adult entertainment should be.

The features offered some great photos. However, the photo stills and box cover features draw from some scenes that did not make it to the DVD. Which could be good or bad. Except there are one or two hot looking pictures of scenes that we do not get to see. And the intro advertisements for 900 numbers were more than just a little irritating, featuring a spokesmodel that deserves a spanking. But, once I got past that, the chapters were pretty easy to navigate through. The whole DVD is 72 minutes long, about average.