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Their Way to the Top
You're a struggling, young (and very hot) actress rejected for role after role. What's the next step as far as trying to make in big in Hollywood? with any and every "director" or "producer" that crosses your path, that's what. Tinseltown starring the blond bombshell Brittany Andrews shows the seedier side of Hollywood, full of blowjobs, d.p.'s, anal sex and pussy eating. Hooray for Hollywood!
Tyce Bune and Kyle Stone are a couple of wandering, horny con men who take over vacationing Hollywood director, Wagner Holstead's (played by Mark Davis) mansion for the sole purpose of scoring with easy, desperate actresses. Tyce and Kyle work well together and remind me of the modern day porn version of Abbott and Costello. Paco, Mark Davis' gardener has apparently given Kyle the go ahead to use Mr. Holstead's mansion. Whatever. Tyce goes along with his jovial friend (and goes and gets the bolt cutters) on the determination of getting seriously laid.
Their first score is the kinky Kianna who has decided along with her lesbian lover, Dee, that it is high time that they started fucking directors in order to get acting jobs. Lucky for us and Tyce and Kyle of course. Kianna sucks the tinsel out of both of our con men as if the fate of the Academy depended on it.
Later, as fate would have it, our seductive studs run into Dee who refers the orgasmic inducing Obsession to our two guys. Obsession wants the lead in their movie and works for it with the determination of butcher who's paid by the pound. Two pounds as a matter of fact. One in the ass and one in the pussy. "They like me, they really like me!" is what Obsession was probably thinking.
Our affable heister, Kyle Stone, then thinks of an ingenious plan to make some cash on the side as well. Brittany Andrews plays a successful Hollywood actress who Kyle gets naked and wet on film (using Wagner Holstead's home video camera) by luring her and her boyfriend, played by Vince Voyeur) into Wagner's mansion to "audition" for his movie (which has yet to have a script). Ms. Andrews looks good enough to eat in her shiny red "fuck me" pumps and dress. Her first audition consists of giving Vince a blowjob which leads into some great reverse cowgirl and doggie style action.
The absolute funniest lines of Tinseltown appear in the next scene with Tyce who convinces Samantha that he has determined that the best way to find out an actresses' staying power is through anal sex. Samantha is a bit too easily convinced and engages in some very acrobatic anal encounters with our big man. It helps to be limber in Tinseltown.
Finally, our con men are found out. In the middle of beginning a sexual tryst with the sexy New Zealand native Tavalia and nympho, Samantha, the mysterious director Wagner Holstead, who rolls up in his Mercedes convertible (a sure sign that he's legit) comes home. The jig is up! Kyle and Tyce exit stage left and in hopes to escape any kind of criminal prosecution from the legitimate Hollywood director. Tavalia and Samantha both run to Wagner and the studly Mark Davis carries them, one in each arm over to the couch and proceeds to enjoy some well deserved three way pleasure.
Tinseltown might damper your dreams of making it big as an actress in Hollywood. On the other hand, if you're a gorgeous girl, like sex and you're none too bright, then it may be the perfect move for you. Not to worry, Kyle thinks of a new scheme involving posing as plastic surgeons. I can see it now "Breast Inspectors" might be the title of an upcoming film starring this humorous determined pair.
Metro's Tinseltown delivers in every aspect of a good porn. All orifices are explored and all the girls look fantastic. Most of the extras are well done as well. The Bios section only covers Tavalia and Brittany Andrews, but they both have extensive interviews. The Behind the Scenes section shows funny aspects of the making of Tinseltown, including the giggly Kiana who is a bit too excited about her scene with Dee. The sound quality in Tinseltown is excellent, but in this "behind the scenes" section it is a bit distorted and hard to understand. Other extras include a photo gallery which is accompanied by lovely elevator music as hardcore pictures flash on the screen. The video quality is pristine and the pornstars truly look like glittering aspiring actresses.
Just remember, be careful who you trust in Hollywood...