Ass Worship 7

Director Jules Jordan is back at the top of his game with Ass Worship 7, one of his best titles in the past year or so, that is sure to remind fans why he's considered one of the top gonzo filmmakers in adult.

If there is one problem I have with Jules' more recent releases it's that the sexual action seems in need of some editing. All of the six scenes on this two disc set begin with extensive teasing and posing sessions with the girls that is great if you're into that sort of thing, but can have those desperate for some action reaching for the fast forward button. Still it's hard to argue when Jules is delivering over four-hours of entertainment on his DVD releases...and that's not even counting the bonus footage provided.

One thing that I've always liked about Jordan's movies (and he does it so often, it can almost be said to be a trademark) is that he always makes sure his performers are wearing very sexy outfits at the beginning of each scene. So when viewers see someone like Katsumi (who opens the movie) dressed in an outfit that includes purple fishnets, purple silk gloves and heels...the result is so instantly "boner-inducing" for the viewer, that they will be lucky to make it to the sexual portion of the action without whacking off at least one time.

Katsumi's scene is with Jules, and the director wastes no time in getting both her ass and pussy wet by licking her from behind as she sits on a stool. After some standing doggy, Jules puts several small pink butt plugs in her behind and then slides his cock back into her pussy. He removes the plugs (getting her to lick them off, of course!) and then works a large purple dildo into her ass. With her backdoor now properly loosened, Jules gives Katsumi anal in the doggy, missionary and cowgirl positions, ending the scene with a pretty nice pop-shot - the first blast of which actually flies over Katsumi's head and onto the floor behind her. Not to worry though...Jules still has plenty left to spray all over her face, and then gets her to lick up the rest of the cum off the floor!

Scene Two is arguably the best on this 2-disc set, and features Lauren Phoenix in a foursome with Scott Lyons, Mark Wood and Benjamin Bratt. We first see Lauren upstairs in a robe, but she soon changes into a sexy (and slinky!) black dress that includes long, silk black gloves. Making her way downstairs, she finds the three men all sitting down and tied up...so, of course, she takes advantage of them. The action consists of the guys taking turns trying out both Lauren's pussy and ass...and even features some double penetration fun in several positions and locations toward the end of the segment. Fans of Ms. Phoenix should really enjoy the cumshots here, as Lauren takes three loads in her mouth...waits to receive all of them...then gargles and swallows the mixture down in one huge gulp!

I haven't seen many titles yet featuring brunette Vanessa Lane, but she's certainly going to be on my "must see" list after seeing her with Jules in Scene Three of Ass Worship 7. Wearing a black latex top and a blue latex skirt, Vanessa shows off her body - which includes some of the nicest legs working in the adult industry right now. After posing for the camera, she heads upstairs to the bathroom, where Jules Jordan is waiting for her...both blindfolded and handcuffed. After using the facilities, Vanessa comes over to Jules, faces away from him and rubs her crotch in his face. Oh, the horrors of being a porn director! After freeing Jules of his cuffs and blindfold, Vanessa hops up on the sink for some missionary, and then the two move into a bedroom for action that includes anal in the reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, doggy and missionary positions...with plenty of "ass to mouth" fun to boot. Jules then unloads the nicest pop-shot of this title...which lands both on the face and in the mouth of Vanessa.

The final scene on Disc One brings us Brooke Haven, who begins the scene posing in a pink latex dress and showing how firm her ass is by sticking an Ace of Spades in her butt crack! I fold, I fold! Joined by Mark Ashley, she begins by sucking his cock and allowing him to tit fuck her in between her ample cleavage. She then positions herself on a chair for some doggy pounding, and the two then start to ascend some stairs where they pause for a moment for some more doggy - this time in a standing position. Moving into a room with a couch, Brooke climbs aboard Mark's tool cowgirl style, and then gets anally penetrated in the missionary, doggy and reverse cowgirl positions, with all three containing a little ass to mouth action. After some more tit fucking, Mark jerks his load onto Brooke's face.

Assuming you're not already sexually spent at this point, the fun of Ass Worship 7 continues on Disc Two of this set, with two more scenes to round out the title. The first scene on Disc Two features Gia Paloma, who has come over to Jules' place to help him replace a light bulb (that's a pretty dim excuse for getting her to come over, but it works...get it? Dim?! I'm here all week, folks!). After changing out of a pair of hot pink pants into some (very!) tight blue shorts, Gia gets some standing doggy and then Jules gets the bright idea (get it? Bright?! Oh, never mind...) of sticking the end of the light bulb into Gia's ass. Now, I don't know how sanitary that is...but it's sure fun to watch. In fact, Gia is so electrifying, I'm surprised the bulb didn't actually light up upon insertion! The rest of the coupling includes some toy play, as Jules tries a few different kinds of dildos in Gia's ass, and at one point uses a double-ender in both her pussy and asshole. There's also anal penetration by Jules himself in the cowgirl, doggy, missionary and reverse cowgirl positions, with the scene ending with Gia taking hold of Jules' cock and jerking him until he squirts on her face.

The last scene begins with Jules in the editing room, knowing he needs one more scene for his movie, but having no idea what to do. Enter Flower Tucci! Yes, the same Flower you remember from some of Seymore Butts' releases. Flower arrives in a sexy all-fishnet outfit, and after posing and lubing up her ass, she heads downstairs where she meets up with Mark Wood and Jerry. This threesome is by far the wildest and raunchiest scene of any in Ass Worship 7 - primarily because Flower isn't afraid to get nasty in front of the camera, nor is she afraid to verbalize what she wants and how she wants it...she's certainly the dirtiest talker on this release! The scene includes both anal and double penetration from the guys, and as an added bonus, after Flower receives facials from the guys, she lies back and fingers her pussy until she squirts!

Disc Two of this set also includes 21-mintues worth of deleted footage from the shoot. It's nothing particularly raunchy, just stuff Jules didn't use in the final cut for one reason or another. There's also a Fetish Menu on the second disc, allowing viewers to watch their favorite sexual actions from the movie (including stuff from Disc One, so there's no need to put that disc back in if you're looking for certain portions of the action). Also included are 9 trailers for other Jules Jordan releases; a text biography for Jules; and a cast list that will let you know which performers are in each scene.

So if you're a fan of anal action, there's little else out right now that is as impressive as Ass Worship 7. It has all the qualities of a great adult release, and no "ass fan" should have a porn collection without this title being part of it.