Slut Puppies

You'd think he'd slip up and release a bad movie sooner or later, but Jules Jordan seems to just have a natural talent for what looks hot on camera. He's done it again in Slut Puppies, one of the more enjoyable gonzo movies of the ones he's released so far in 2005.

There's a little bit for every taste in this title, but my personal favorite scene was the very first one - a threesome between Hillary Scott, Leah Luv and Jerry. Hillary is one of the hot new blondes on the scene, and Leah - who is also a blonde - has that girl-next-door innocence about her (maybe it's the braces?!) that I just find adorable. Putting both these girls in a scene together was a smart move on Jules' part, but even smarter was making it a semi-domination sequence...with Hillary being the "dom" and Leah (chained up at the outset of the action) being the "sub".

Before Jerry even shows his face, the two girls get into a good deal of lesbian action between the two of them. As noted, this is a dom/sub scene, so Hillary is barking the orders and Leah is obeying like a good little girl should! Once Jerry gets involved, the theme of the scene turns primarily to anal action, with both girls getting their asshole filled with his cock at one point or another in the scene. While one girl is getting her butthole filled, Jerry doesn't let the other girl go to waste - making sure to pull out occasionally so the girl who isn't getting plowed can clean his cock dry with her mouth.

This fantastic opening sequence ends with Hillary grabbing hold of Jerry's dick and jerking him until he spews all over Leah's face. Hillary then licks the cum off of Leah and gives her a few deep kisses...fantastic job, Jules...simply fantastic!

Any scene following this one has a lot to live up to, so it may be a good choice that Jules inserted the weakest of Slut Puppies' six sex scenes next - if only so the viewer at home has a little time to recharge their batteries. Featuring brunette McKenzie Lee, who's wearing a dark black catsuit, Scene Two is a threesome with her, Jules and Mark Wood. The scene does contain everything you'd expect in a three-way - including some double penetration - but it just doesn't have the "heat" level of that first scene with Hillary and Leah.

I was happy to see that Jules included not one, but two interracial scenes on Slut Puppies. And even though they are both one-on-one boy/girl scenes, they do feature black stud Mandingo - which given his "girth" is almost like having two guys in the scene anyway! Mandingo's first conquest is blonde Holly Wellin, who is wearing a dog collar and a camouflage mini-skirt as this scene begins. She takes Mandingo's meat in the standing doggy, missionary, cowgirl and spoon positions and then lets him jerk onto her chin and into her mouth - most of which she swallows. But wait! We get to see some more action and Mandingo popping a second time (once again an oral shot which is swallowed) before we leave this coupling.

In the majority of his movies, Jules always seems to introduce us to one or two newcomers...and (surprise, surprise) he always seems to be the one to break that newcomer in. This time around it's petite brunette Julea London (write this name down, porn fans, I'm guessing you'll be hearing it a lot), who appears here with a ball gag firmly locked in her mouth and wearing some sexy white fishnets. The only complaint one could have about Julea's near-perfect body is the fact that she sports an unsightly tattoo on her lower left side...but even this tattoo-hating reviewer will cut Julea some slack - that's how damn hot she looks!

Watching this scene, I couldn't help but be reminded of the time (back in the original Flesh Hunter) when Jules was breaking in a young Jenna Haze. This scene and that scene have a lot of similarities to one another and Julea has the potential to be one of the bright new stars in this industry. In case you're wondering, Julea does take it up the ass in this scene, which ends with the ball gag being put back in place so Jules can dump his jizz all over it and all over Julea's face.

The next to last scene is similar to the first scene in Slut Puppies, except that instead of a pair of blondes with a guy, we get a pair of brunettes - Tory Lane and Jasmine Byrne. There also isn't the sub/dom thing going on in this sequence, although there is some nice lesbian action between the girls in addition to the boy/girl/girl stuff, which is with performer Jerry. Both girls get anally penetrated during the threesome, and the scene wraps up with Jerry cumming on both gals' faces.

For the final scene, we get another interracial boy/girl with Mandingo, who this time pairs up with blonde Erin Moore. On recent Jules Jordan double-disc movies, I felt a lot of screen time was with the gals posing and posturing for the camera before the action started - needlessly increasing the running time, but not adding much to the appeal of the title. Well, Erin's really the only one on this disc that does that...and it's not nearly as long as we have seen on other Jordan DVDs, so props to him for giving fans as much hardcore as he could in Slut Puppies almost 3 ½ hour running time.

41-minutes of bonus footage is located on Disc Two of this set...but don't be too quick to dismiss it. Usually this "bonus footage" is made up of scenes that didn't make the final cut...because the camera was unsteady, or a blooper occurred or something like that. But in the bonus footage for Slut Puppies, viewers will actually get to see (among other footage) two alternate scenes: a threesome between McKenzie, Mark Wood and Travis Knight (instead of Jules); and a threesome between Julea, Jules and Travis (which may be even hotter than Julea's scene in the main title). A possible reason as to why Travis' material got cut from the title occurs at the end of his scene with McKenzie as Travis seems to injure his dick after giving her some standing doggie. It's not a pretty sight, and Jules ends the footage before we find out just how serious the injury was. However, if you think you've got what it takes to be a porn stud, watch this material first! Fucking drop-dead gorgeous women for a living is obviously more hazardous than we all think!

What can be said about this latest Jules Jordan movie that I haven't said countless times about his previous releases? It's just really well-shot hardcore porn, and that's all you need to know. Once again, the "king of gonzo" has delivered for his fans, and if you've enjoyed Jordan's releases in the past, Slut Puppies is one you'll want to add to your collection.