Member Reviews
I'd Buy That For A Dollar!
The Closer is a fun little movie from Wicked that allows contact star Stormy to show off what she's got, and also gives Brad Armstrong (who also wrote and directed) a chance to shine in one of his more memorable comedic roles.
The story has a slight Glengarry Glen Ross feel to it, as Stormy is called in as a new salesperson at an auto dealership run by Mike Horner to show the other boys "how it is done" when it comes to selling cars. Brad Armstrong, Randy Spears and Chris Evans make up the rest of the sales team, with Stormy creating a bet with the other men on who can move the most vehicles.
The movie opens with a so-so pairing between Brad and Alexis Amore, but it's the only sex scene in the movie that I found dismissible, and it actually occurs over the opening credits - so it's not really pivotal to the story, anyway. The fun really begins when Stormy takes out Eric for a test drive, and then gives him head and fucks him as an incentive for agreeing to buy the car. You know, I could use a new car...where's this dealership at again?!
Later that day, Stormy gives Chris Evans a pep talk on the proper way to coerce a customer into buying, and we soon see Chris banging away at Lezley Zen on the dealership floor as he takes her reverse cowgirl in a chair, followed by some scissors fucking (holding one leg up) and then doggy - ending with a facial pop-shot.
Stormy then shows that her salesmanship doesn't extend only to horny men, as she convinces Austin Kincaid to purchase a car by taking her back to an office in the dealership and getting into some girl/girl action with her.
The remaining sex scenes in The Closer consist of Brad in a blowjob-only scene with Cherokee; a pairing between Alexis Amore and Randy Spears; and a movie-ending blowjob-only scene between Stormy and Michael Anthony.
Extras on the DVD include a bonus scene with Stormy from the release What's A Girl Gotta Do?, plus a 30-minute Making Of featurette; slide shows; star bios; trailers and promotional materials. The film has been shot using Hi-Def equipment, but sadly it's only letterboxed and hasn't been anamorphically enhanced.
The Closer is worth picking up if you're a die-hard Stormy fan, given the fact that she has three scenes in the movie, and does a pretty good job acting in it as well. It's also a nice pick for couples out there, given that all the action is one-on-one and there's only one girl/girl scene out of the seven sexual segments in the film.
Stormy at her best
This contains some of Stormy's best scenes since Space Nuts. Also, her regular acting between scenes is definitely improving, proving her to be one star the camera truly loves.