Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre

Wicked Pictures | 2005

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Starring:  Kinzie Kenner  Scott Nails 


Starring:  Katie Morgan  Kris Slater 

Starring:  Cherokee  Tommy Gunn 

Starring:  Devon Michaels  Randy Spears 

Starring:  Voodoo  Nicole Sheridan 

Starring:  Eric Masterson  Jessica Drake 

Starring:  Eric Masterson  Stormy Daniels 

Starring:  Eric Masterson  Keri Sable 

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Wicked Spoofs The Horror Genre In Camp Cuddly Pines!

By Spooky
Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre is the biggest Wicked Pictures title to be released since Space Nuts, and although it's not quite as good as that sci-fi/comedy epic, the movie has a good time making fun of the horror genre, while giving fans 10 full-length sex scenes in its 2 ½ hour running time.

Directed by Jonathan Morgan, who is Wicked's "go-to" guy when it comes to comedies (he helmed Space Nuts, Hercules, Double Feature and others), the movie opens with five high school students (played by Stormy, Jessica Drake, Eric Masterson, Tommy Gunn and Voodoo) driving across country in their van. They just gotten free tickets to a "Meltalicide" concert, although none of them can remember entering to win.

After some humorous banter, everyone moves into the back of the van. Stormy, Jessica, Tommy and Voodoo get into a foursome, while Eric films it (ala The Blair Witch Project) with a hand held camera that he carries with him throughout the movie. After the sex is finished, it suddenly occurs to the group that no one has been driving the van! Voodoo rushes back up front, but when he gets there, they slam into a homeless man...back up into him...then hit him a few more times before finally stopping and getting out to see if he's okay! Yep...he's dead...so the decision is made to strap him to the roof of the van.

The van breaks down in a dense wooded area, and they notice that the corpse has suddenly disappeared. Voodoo makes the decision that the safest thing to do is to break up into teams - and the guys head one way while the girls head another. The girls come across an old man (played with heavy makeup by Mike Horner) who is the custodian of Camp Cuddly Pines. As they sit roasting marshmallows by the fire, Mike tells Stormy and Jessica the strange tales of the murders surrounding the camp, which link back to events in Illinois in 1958 (a one-on-one scene between Kinzie Kenner and Scott Nails), a women's asylum in Pennsylvania (a reverse gangbang scene with Rita Faltoyano, Katja Kassin, Taryn Thomas, Rebecca Love and Manuel Ferrara), and the first murder at Camp Cuddly Pines in 1985 (a pairing between Katie Morgan and Kris Slater).

Meanwhile, Tommy hears a strange sound and a scream while with Voodoo and Eric. Since he's the only one who heard it, he's sent to investigate, and Tommy comes across a glowing Indian spirit guide (played by Cherokee). Around this point we are also introduced to the local sheriff - played by Randy Spears in one of the best performances in the movie. Before he heads to investigate what's going on at the camp, he has a coupling on top of his police cruiser with Devon Michaels.

Tommy doesn't survive his encounter with Cherokee (although he goes out a happy man), and Voodoo and Eric meet back up with Stormy and Jessica and find an abandoned cabin to spend the night. There's no heat in the cabin, however, and Voodoo is sent out to get some firewood. While looking around in the woods, the movie gives us a parody from The Ring, as Nicole Sheridan emerges from a well and seduces Voodoo. Back at the cabin, Jessica notices that Eric has been filming a lot of her with his camera, and takes the opportunity to make out with him.

The killer of Camp Cuddly Pines continues stalking everyone until only Stormy and Eric remain. While out in the woods, Stormy and Eric have a nice sex scene together, before returning to the cabin for the movie's conclusion. There's one final sex scene in the film - a one-on-one in a motel between Keri Sable and Eric, but telling why the characters are there will spoil the movie for those who haven't seen it, so the less said the better. However, Keri does get double penetrated with Eric's cock (in her pussy) and a jelly dildo (in her ass), so you'll definitely want to stick around for this scene.

As noted above, this is Wicked's biggest release since Space Nuts, and it's also (I believe) their first anamorphically enhanced DVD since then too. Of the few Wicked discs that have been anamorphically enhanced, Camp Cuddly Pines is by far the best-looking of the lot, with little in the way of pixelation, and no evident haloing (which was a complaint of some of the Space Nuts disc's scenes). The audio is presented in 5.1 Dolby, and viewers will also have the option of listening to a 5.1 music only track; a 5.1 dialogue only track, or a commentary track with director Jonathan Morgan and stars Stormy and Eric Masterson. A 2.0 German track is also available.

The Camp Cuddly Pines set comes with three DVDs, the first of which contains the movie. Disc Two loads up on the bonus features, starting with a 49-minute behind the scenes documentary entitled "The Horror: The True Tale Of Camp Cuddly Pines". Also included are "Casting The Victims," a 6-minute look at some of the other actresses that tested for...and failed to get...Jessica Drake's role in the movie. "Scouting A Massacre" is a 4-minute look at how locations were selected for the film; while "Girls Of Camp Cuddly Pines" is 7-minutes worth of photo shoot material.

One of the more interesting bonuses on Disc Two is "Stormy Bangs Betty," a 6-minute cartoon that Stormy Daniels gives her voice and likeness to. This cartoon can be viewed in either widescreen or fullscreen, and there's also a 6-minute "Making Of" featurette included about it.

The coolest bonus feature of any of the ones that appear on this 3-DVD set just might be a Trivia Game, which asks the home viewer to answer five questions about the movie. Keri Sable is the host, and for every question you get right, Keri will perform a sexual act for you. Answer the first one right, and Keri shows off tits...question two has her showing off her ass...and so on, until the fifth and final question. Get the fifth question right and you'll get to see a POV blowjob that Keri performs on a guy until he explodes onto her face!

Rounding out Disc Two is a 43-minute segment entitled "Rayford Cam," which shows all the footage that was shot by Eric's character during the course of the movie. Almost a mini-version of Camp Cuddly Pines itself, there's also a lot of footage here that isn't in the movie - so it's worth checking out. There's also a "Behind The Scenes Sex Reel," which runs about 47-minutes and gives you a look at what 8 of the movie's 10 sex scenes looked like from the viewpoint of the crew on the set. Finally, there's the trailer for Camp Cuddly Pines (non-anamorphic), as well as three hidden Easter Eggs: "A Recipe For A Good Time," "Anger Management," and "Blumpkin".

As if Disc Two weren't already enough extras for one movie, Disc Three gives us even more, starting with two Extended Sex Scenes - longer versions of the Asylum reverse gangbang, the Voodoo/Nicole Sheridan pairing, the cabin scene between Jessica and Eric, and the segment between Devon Michaels and Randy Spears. Wicked has also included two full-length bonus scenes - a Stormy scene from Secrets Of The Velvet Rope, and a Jessica Drake scene from The Collector.

Disc Three also contains an outtake scene between Keri and Eric, a blowjob-only encounter which was supposed to be the original ending of the movie, until director Jonathan Morgan realized he might as well use Keri to her full potential if she was going to be in the film (there's an introduction here where Jonathan explains this). Additionally, I was able to uncover the following Easter Eggs on the third disc: "Herr Director," "True Talent," "Top Of The Food Chain," and "Top The Over".

The final disc in this release is rounded out with the typical Wicked extras you'd find on their other releases: Trailers (10 total); Promo Material; DVD-ROM Material; a Wicked DVD Catalog; and some phone sex ads.

The timing of this movie couldn't be more perfect - it's a fun release just in time for Halloween, and there's enough bonus material here to keep viewers occupied until Christmas. One of the best adult releases of 2005, you'll want to schedule a trip to Camp Cuddly Pines as soon as possible!

A funny tour-de-farce, and some great sex too!

By Offender
"Camp Cuddly" is one of those movies I'd like to see more of - a porn spoof of a mainstream movie. There should be more of these. Not only is it spot-on in terms of atmosphere (they did a little extra to make it actually resemble the type of movie they were making fun of), but it's actually pretty funny, and even a little self-aware (like "Scream"). Horror fans will see a lot of references to popular flicks from that genre, including "I Know What You Did Last Summer", "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre", "The Blair Witch Project", "Halloween", "Friday the 13th", "The Ring" and the aforementioned "Scream." The acting was also very good - the performers weren't just there for the paycheck, they really wanted to make a fun movie. They're in on the joke, and you can tell everyone had a good time making the movie.

Which brings me to the real reason to watch this movie, the sex. All the scenes were good, and there were a lot of them. This is a great one to watch if you're tired of overwrought porn dramas and just want something that's fun and sexy.

Sex Comedy of the Year

By Roger T. Pipe
It is that time of year again, time for porn companies to break out their big features for award consideration. As one of the best feature companies in the business, Wicked always has a number of story-driven flicks at the top of our must-see list. Every year Jonathan Morgan throws us at least one great sex comedy to enjoy. For this project he is taking on slasher flicks and has Jessica Drake and Stormy Daniels to take the lead. Stormy is perfect for this kind of movie because she is blonde, busty and can play the ditzy role as well as anyone in porn. This three disc set is packed with extra features and brings us a feature flick with more hot girls than we can possibly list here. If Morgan can manage to fit all of these chicks into the mix sexually then that end should be taken care of. We already know he's really good with mainstream spoofs so this trip into the woods should be more fun than band camp with Willow.

Our story begins in a van on a lonely highway (Just like the remake of TCM). It is a mismatched group of "teens" including Jessica Drake and Voodoo as the popular kids and Eric Masterson as the geeky kid with the video camera. They have all won tickets to a concert though none of them is sure just how they won since they never entered any contest. Stormy and Tommy Gunn in the back getting busy and that gets us started. Jessica decides they should follow suit and Eric just sits back recording the fun. It is very cramped quarters and we really don't get to see a lot of action as the two girls give blowjobs. It quickly becomes four way fuck with two very sexy girls getting drilled in a small space. The sex is kind of hot, but it's over really quickly so we can get to the story.

The following dialog scenes are a great combination of horror film "tributes" and comedic porn acting. Our troop of college kids runs over a guy, considers leaving him and ends up broken down in the woods at nice with the corpse now missing. They do what all good characters in a horror movie must, they split up. The girls run into the caretaker of an abandoned band camp (played perfectly by Mike Horner). He sits them down and tells them a tale of lust and blood that one hopes will scare the pants of someone really soon.

In a scene that looks oddly familiar, Kinzie Kenner and Scott Nails get it on. What makes it familiar? (Other than the fact that this is the 3586th movie you've reviewed?) Well there is a clown mask and a knife nearby. Hmmmm, At any rate Kinzie is adorable and uses both hands to work Scott's thick tool. She actually does some of that annoying quacking stuff that we usually don't have to sit through in features. That is the only problem in an otherwise well shot and energetic blowjob. Her tight little body looks great during the sex. It's feature sex so it moves along pretty quickly, but the reverse cowgirl is really fantastic. They even work a little piledriver into the action before she gives him a helping hand for the pop. His load hits her tongue and drips down her chin, but there is something evil waiting just outside the window to attack Kinzie once he leaves. She is killed by her little brother. (Anyone want to play "Name that Horror Flick"?)

Fast backwards a few years to a hospital for the criminally insane and we get the next piece of the puzzle and the next piece (or in this case, pieces) of ass. Manuel Ferrara plays a handsome orderly who is sexually attacked by a group of female inmates, Rebecca Love, Katja Kassin, Rita Faltoyano and Taryn Thomas. The poor guy doesn't know what to do. Rebecca has her big tits in his face while the other girls fight for his hard pole. Because the scene has so many girls, none of them get the attention they deserve. (There is a longer version of the scene in the bonus material.) He does do a really cool thing by stacking the girls three-deep and fucking them from behind. Everywhere you look in this scene there is something hot. Rita is perfect, Katja handles Manuel as well as anyone in the biz and Taryn is just too freaking cute. The girls line up to take a final suck before he sprays his cream all over all four (yes, all four) faces. Dude has been taking his vitamins and now the girls are wearing them.

The evil spawn of this girl on guy was the child who would kill his adopted sister (Kinzie) a few years later. He is let out and becomes the groundskeeper at the camp. That brings us to the 80's where Kris Slater and Katie Morgan play the horny teens who fuck under a tree. Katie is always fantastic and looks great in this scene. She stays dressed and squats to suck his cock. Because the killer is watching we see much of the action from a distance. That kills a bit of the heat, but Katie still manages to shine. They get into standing doggy with one of her legs up on the edge of a dock. It is really beautiful sex and the energy is outstanding. Anyone who loves Katie as much as I do will really love watching the reverse cowgirl. She bounces so hard on Kris that I wonder if he might break in half from her furious fucking. He rolls her over and leaves a good load on flat belly. Hey, if you have to go at least you can go out with a smile.

Tommy is still out searching for the girls when he runs into his "Indian Spirit Guide" played by Cherokee. She adds another familiar layer to the increasingly complicated web of horror and then she sucks his dick. She looks really cute with her braids and even though this is a night scene, the footage of her pretty face makes for a great blowjob. After slapping a rubber onto his cock, Cherokee squats over it and rides as hard as she can. She is a high-energy fuck with strong legs and a great ass. That makes for good reverse cowgirl and even better doggy. Proving the loves sucking cock (or the taste of rubber) she keeps stopping to suck his dick. It breaks up the rhythm of the scene slightly, but doesn't really hurt the overall heat. Tommy leaps to his feet and jerks off all over her tongue. Cherokee is always great and doesn't work nearly enough to suit me.

Horror fans will laugh their asses off at the next segment. It's funny as hell and leads us nicely into the next sex scene. Horner has called the sheriff to come and help the kids, but he is busy with hottie Devon Michaels. She has one of the best bodies in all of porn and we get some good shots of those chiseled body parts during a quick blowjob and hot fuck on the hood of Spears' cruiser. Devon sticks that ass out nicely during some standing doggy and takes a pretty hard fuck from the veteran meat slinger. This is a quicker scene that some of the others, but it's not bad at all.

I can't set up the next scene completely without giving up the horror spoof it entails. Suffice it to say that when Voodoo goes out looking for firewood, he gets too close to the wet chick from the well. Nicole Sheridan plays the dripping wraith and goes right after his cock. As usual, she gives a great blowjob, sucking hard on his balls and downing quite a bit of his fat prick. Though they work together all the time, Nicole and Voodoo always manage to fuck with a great combination of familiar passion and the kind of raw energy you get from fucking a hot new partner. He bends her over the well and we get some outstanding leg shots of Nicole. She fucks pretty damn hard for a dead girl, working in RC like she wants to poke a fucking hole in her guts with his dick. He drops a big load onto her face and then does his best to get the hell away from her. Bad idea in a horror flick dude.

While waiting back in the cabin, Jessica decides that Eric's camera has become annoying. She decides that he likes to watch too much and proves her point by giving him head. Jessica keeps talking to the camera as she delivers a great blowjob. Eric is only too happy to bend her over and fuck the pretty girl from behind. This woman has really been doing some great work with Wicked and the cowgirl footage is very hot here. Best of all, she hops off and does all the work to get him off. Using her hands, she jerks him right into her mouth, proving that she's nothing short of a superstar.

Stormy is running through the woods when the Sheriff finally arrives. He doesn't believe her wild, breathless tale and ends up with a knee to the nuts for his efforts. The remaining teens run through the woods, running into the killer and each other. Eric and Stormy end up fucking of course. Never mind that someone is after them, he wants those beautiful tits in his mouth. The blowjob is painfully short and that is a crime because she looks so good on her knees. Her energy is great, especially in RC as they get busy right in the middle of the woods. This is a scene that would have been much better if they had been able to go at it longer. There is a great facial though as Stormy knows right where we want to see it end up.

As the horror plot comes to a close we get a little scene tacked on to the end. Not to give away the ending, but Eric ends up a star when his movie is a huge hit. He goes back to a hotel suite with Keri Sable and has a great time. It's another short scene, but she is so fucking pretty that it's worth watching. Keri does a great blowjob and then spreads her legs to let him pound her tiny body. After so many night time sex scenes it is nice to see one with a little more illumination on the action. They bring a toy into mix, giving her one cock in each hole as he nails her from behind. No real dick in the ass for this pretty babe, but she does take a great facial to close out the action.

There are two discs worth of bonus materials here. Disc 2 has the "real" story of Camp Cuddly Pines. It's a behind the scenes mockumentary with Morgan and his cast poking fun at themselves. We also get features on the casting and location scouting for the project. There is a "Girls of Shady Pines" reel that is a high gloss look at some of the eye candy that we get to see in the movie. Stormy shows up for a little animated sex in a hot little cartoon that is worth a laugh. Disc 3 has tons of great sex. We get extended looks at the four on one fuck in the hospital, Nicole with Voodoo, Eric with Jessica and Randy with Devon. (Sadly no extended Stormy sex scenes in this part.) Stormy does appear in a bonus sex scene from another movie as does Jessica. We get outtakes from the Keri Sable scene, galleries, sex stats, trailers and the other usual bonuses.

So the question is, how much do you like porn comedies. If you like them at all, then you're going to love this latest effort from Morgan, Daniels and the folks at Wicked. It is a great horror movie spoof with more laughs than your average Wayans Brothers' effort offers. It also stars hot chicks who get naked so it wins hands down. Just about every horror movie you can think of gets a nod in this movie. (Though we are missing long shots of hot chicks running in wet tank tops. That seems to be the main plot point of most slasher movies these days.) The dialog is funny and for the most part, it is delivered really well. On top of that, the non-sex scenes are edited and shot with precision and great timing.

OK now that I've talked about the movie, what about the sex right? There is really good news and some slightly bad news. On the plus side there isn't a moment of slow motion sex in the movie. Are we witnessing the end of that horrible crime against sexual heat? I sure hope so. On the down side, a lot of the scenes take place at night. While they are nicely lit with a lot of emphasis on the action, I still like brighter scenes when we have such a great looking cast to enjoy. Stormy and Jessica are great in the lead roles and I wish their sex scenes could have been longer. Katie Morgan shows up and turns in another stellar scene, adding to her already brilliant resume. Cherokee looks as hot as ever and we get to OD on the cute factor with Kinzie Kenner and Keri Sable. There isn't a bad scene in this movie. (There also isn't a single girl/girl scene to be found.) Yes, they are still feature scenes, but the sex is very, very good. In recent weeks I have seen some very good features including "Catherine", "End Game" and "Pirates." This fantastic sex comedy is right up there with those as early favorites for my Best Feature award (won last year by Wicked for "Eye of the Beholder").