Vambires

When I first saw the cover of Vambires, I wondered what the hell was up with the woman on the cover. With a title like that, I guess you have to expect a few goths, but I had to ask myself whether or not that's a woman. After watching Vambires, the answer to that question is no clearer. I know that's probably the reason you clicked on this review, so I figured I'd mention it here?more on her a little later. Director Karen Dior brings us this tale of a band called "The Bite," whose members are vampires, and their sexual escapades. Results are a mixed bag...especially when you enter the woman featured on the cover, Andrea Michaele.

We begin with starstruck fan Jamie Lee, who notices the members of "The Bite" at a local bar. After getting an autograph, she retires to a more private setting with -sucker Drew Andrews. There they meet up with Dino Phillips?and Dino wastes no time getting to Drew's cock, with Jamie's help. Once Drew's massive member is exposed, they take turns tasting, sucking, licking and jerking it. Already, this scene grabbed my attention (and I grabbed something else, but that's beside the point). Busty vixen Jamie Lee's skin-tight leather outfit makes her literally burst out all over, showing plenty of T&A. There are several nice shots of her shaven pussy here. She sucks on Drew's fat one as Dino greedily pecks at his ass, spreading those cheeks and giving him a nice sloppy wet rim job. The three switch positions several times, making sure everyone's orally satisfied before everyone takes a turn getting fucked. This is definitely the hottest scene temperature-wise on the whole disc. The actors are all hot, camera angles and action are good. They had such a good time fucking it's a shame when the scene ends that Drew has to bite both of them. Well, I guess this is Vambires, right?

Enter Andrea Michaele. I'm not sure what to make of him/her. Imagine Marilyn Manson with breasts and a vagina. Sex change? Possibly. Something about that pussy looks a little...suspcious. But it might just be her mystique. She gets fucked, and you see both pussy and ass there, but something's not quite right. If you're into that sort of thing, then I suppose you'll really get into this second scene. Drew and Andrea bring unsuspecting fan Vic Hall to their humble abode for some action. After marveling at the macabre layout of their place (which includes three coffins), Vic is taken advantage of by the two. Sorry to say, I couldn't remain excited by this scene. I kept wondering if I was seeing three men or two men and a woman. Drew and Vic are hot together, but Andrea's...um, yeah. Lots of loud breathing sounds in this scene, and the sex between the two guys is hot. But when Andrea gets in there, it put a damper on it for me?but if you're into a more transexual look and you thought she was hot just from looking at the cover of this video, you'll probably dig her style.

That brings us to the third scene, between "The Bite"'s pretty boy wanna-be rock star Eddie and bartender Saki. After Saki fails to convince Eddie that it's closing time and he should leave, he shows her a good time (and she returns the favor!). Lots of oral and nipple play in this scene, but that's just foreplay. The main thrust of this scene involves the two with a double-ended dildo. After teasing Eddie with it and getting him ready, she gets on the other end as they writhe on the floor, being pounded by each other's thrusting motions. Saki, aside from being a tight little Asian woman, really gets into this scene and takes the long-haired Eddie on a nice ride. Her end of the dildo glides with ease inside her and right back out?very hot.

I have no complaints video or audio-wise with the disc. It's average in both departments?nothing great, nothing disappointing. Extras? What extras? Vambires has a dismal biographies section (with Andrea's name misspelled and it excludes Eddie, one of the main actors in the film) with tongue-in-cheek "interview" questions. The lackluster bio section seems to be a mainstay across all of Karen Dior's DVDs. The chapter selection menu only gives you an option of starting at the beginning of each of the three scenes, but they don't even start at the beginning of those scenes, they start with the end of the scene before it. And there are fifteen total chapters! So if you want to skip to a particular part, you're better off just skipping around within the video. A video photo gallery has a handful of photos from the action. All are fairly average?and there are no trailers, previews, or anything else to the disc.

If you're into vampires and want to see some bisexual vampire action, there aren't going to be a lot of alternatives. The beginning and end scenes are enough to get your going with some excellent cock sucking action from Drew, Jamie and Saki. And it's hard to keep your eyes away from Drew's sizable rod. The only real problem was that the middle scene cooled it down for me a bit too much.

Some really super sucking with the maniacal monsters. Drew Andrews is always a delight to watch. The behind-the-scenes section offers some close-ups and blooper-like material, but the rest is pretty standard, and it's easy to navigate.