Buttman's British Extremely Big Tit Adventure #4

Review:
There can be no serious debate that Buttman is the originator of gonzo video. His around the globe adventures are the perfect blend of humor, charm and totally hot sex. Together with his designated stud, Rocco, Buttman once again travels to the UK to wreak sexual havoc on a host of willing sluts. Sure the camera work is sometimes a bit jerky, (Holy shit, Buttman gave birth to Blair Witch Project too.) and the picture quality isn't as crisp as his feature films, but in the long run, there few things as certain in porn as a Buttman movie.

At their first stop, the dynamic duo run into a pair of British babes, Donna Warner and Dawn who seem quite fond of Rocco. Donna has done a handful of vids over in the states since this one, but she's got a blonde wig this time around. (Either that or she has a freaky dye job.) Dawn is an eighteen year old Irish girl with curves to burn and massive tits that have Rocco drooling. They all end up back in the room where the clothes come off before the door even gets closed. Donna has a pretty nice body, but how can anyone notice anything in the room when Dawn's boobs come out. She heads for the bathroom and that gives Donna a chance to suck Rocco's cock. The nasty blonde does a really find job bobbing knob, even when Dawn pops her massive tits into his face. No doubt, those big things are all natural. Check it out, the phone rings and Dawn actually has a conversation with someone while the scene goes on. This is the sort of stuff that sets these movies apart from the countless imitators. A slice of real life injected into the ultimate porn fantasy. If you like really thin women, Dawn may not float your boat, but she is very eager about getting his dick inside her meaty pussy and I like the way she works. Donna has to take a break because Rocco makes her sore, but Dawn proclaims that nothing it too big for her. Give donna a lot of credit for coming back and hopping back aboard the Rocco express, reverse fucking him quite nicely. As she takes his cock in her ass, Dawn is in tight to taste his rod straight out of her friend's butt. (Hey, anyone know what ever became of Dawn, other videos perhaps?) No anal for the big girl, but Donna really shines as a butt slut so that makes up for it. Nicely shared facial that covers both smiles and Dawn's great rack.

Next, Buttman comes across brunette Elizabeth out for a stroll in the park. While she's showing off her young body, another couple comes by. Capitalizing on the opportunity, Buttman approaches them and as luck would have it, they are fans. Buttman is quite impressed with Nikki's breasts and invites she and boyfriend Chris Newz to help him break Liz in. They all head back to the hotel where Chris gets a good luck at the feast of female flesh laid before him. Nikki wraps her tits around his cock and treats us all to a lovely tit fuck while Liz rides his face. The thin blonde gets cock into her first, grinding her hips back and forth. Both of these girls are very enthusiastic and handle his moderate cock with ease and joy. Nice squat fucking from busty Nikki here, but things really take off when the butts start getting busted. Nikki takes a brief butt boning before letting Chris explode all over her tits.

Chris takes his new friends for a drive in the country. They bring the lizard man, Valentino along for the trip as they search for new talent. First, they come across Kirsten, riding her horse topless. (You have to know that hurts like hell.) Inside the house, they meet Jenny, a pretty model and Belinda who is pretty good looking as well. Belinda captures your attention because she's a sex starved sex freak who just can't wait to fuck. Also new to the party is Sidney, a guy with a dick nearly as big as the horses outside. Speaking of horses, the stable girl, Laura Turner is by far, the hottest piece of ass in this movie.

The action moves all over the place now, which I generally don't like. However, when every woman is as hot as this collection, I can't help but still love every second. Out in the stable, Chris has talked Laura into a little liaison in the barn. This girl has a gorgeous, petite body, cute face and is totally into cock. Speaking of chicks who dig rod, Kirsten's sex drive is even bigger than her ass. She is in Heaven with Rocco slam fucking her from behind. Kirsten likes it rough and keeps spinning around to taste her pussy on his big dick.

In another room, Belinda has discovered that Sidney is even bigger and harder than Rocco. She strokes him slowly, staring in disbelief at the massive dick in her hands. Buttman finally manages to get things a bit organized as Laura joins Jenny in the living room for a scene with Chris and Valentino. Chris nearly has a stroke when Laura deep throats his cock. What a fucking hottie. Jenny is cute and does a very nice job sexually, especially since she has the misfortune of being paired with lizard man, however, when Laura is in the room, no one can hope to steal the sexual spotlight. In typical Buttman style, the sex is quite well shot here, with both women riding then being ridden. Once again, Laura takes it in the ass harder and better than her partner. Jenny takes a facial, which is nicer than the pop on pussy action Laura takes, but still, this is Ms. Turner's scene and nothing can change that.

Kirsten brings Rocco into a room where Sid and Belinda (Natalie?) are busy. Kirsten drops the floor to worship his dick, and even Rocco is impressed by this massive tool. Both super sized studs get into bed, fucking the hot little French slut and the big English babe. There is something sexy about Kirsten, even if women this size aren't your usual ideal. However, when it comes to size, Belinda is the real freak here. She gets fucked raw by Rocco while Sid is enjoying a hot Kirsten tit fuck. Have you ever seen a woman so ready to be split in two by cock? Finally, after riding Sid for a while, she does the unthinkable. Belinda takes Sid in her puss and Rocco in her ass. How one body can take that much cock is anyone's guess, but this has to be a record. In the end, both guys jerk off onto their faces and the cum covered harlots couldn't be happier.

Once again, this movie will mostly appeal to guys who really love big tits and don't mind a little meat on the bones of the babes being boned. Kirsten is the biggest woman in that cast, but she is by no means the only Ruebenesque chick to get fucked here. Laura Turner is simply one of the hottest porn sluts that no one has ever seen. (Unless they are very lucky.) Donna and Dawn are both hot, with the big titted Irish girl really getting busy. Belinda is just too much to believe. This pretty girl fucks like a total whore and you know how we all love whores. Buttman is still the King, once, now and always. All Hail the King.

Features:
Nothing here. Still frame chapter stops and nothing else.

Camcorders still hadn't come into their own, image-wise, when "Buttman's British Big Tit Adventure" was shot in 1996--but viewers aren't likely to be paying too much attention to that fact when, for instance, cute, big-titted Irish blonde Dawn "Nothing's too big for me" Phoenix is bouncing away on Rocco Siffredi's cock. Her pal Donna Warner is no slouch either, and takes The Rocco up her ass with the best of them.

That's only a brief taste of the first half-hour or do of this excellent entry, which we reviewed in March '97, in the long running "Buttman" series. Other memorable moments include the tit revelation of shy Elizabeth Shat and horny Nikki Platts (and of course the girl/girl, cowgirl and anal action that follows); watching Kirsten Halborg's butt and boobs bounce as she rides her horse (and later, Rocco); fooling around with Jenny and Laura Turner at the modeling agency; and plenty more. And that doesn't even tough the terrific play-by-play between Buttman and the other performers.

An excellent disc with which to christen a new DVD player!

Anyone following the pornworld during the last 10 years knows
that John "Buttman" Stagliano has made some of the hottest
porn ever. He invented the whole "gonzo" interact-with-the
video-camera genre. He has a instinct for what makes a woman
sexy, or least what sends most men over the edge.

As the DVD revolution has gained momentum, I looked forward with
great anticipation to the time when Stagliano and the "Evil Empire"
would jump in. Well, Evil Angel has 4 DVDs out now, but if this
DVD is any indication, it wasn't worth the wait.

In a word, this release is a shame. The content of this DVD is, for
Stagliano, just average, which is say, pretty darn good. There are a
couple of girls, 18 year old Brit Elizabeth and French girl Belinda,
who are extraordinary, and Laura Turner is one of the nastiest
sexual performers in the world.

Unfortunately, the video quality is by far the worst I've ever seen on DVD.
Thsi DVD has worse image quality than a tape, in fact, worse than a home-dubbed
copy of a tape. It is grainy, ill-lit, and pixelated. Bright skin appears
as shiny and unnatural.

John, Why? With an unrivaled reputation in the porn business, why would
you let product like this out the door with your signature on it? If you're
going to jump into the DVD game, do it right like Wicked pictures did with
"Flashpoint." That is to say, with your absolute best content and a technically
perfect, crystal clear, razor sharp, perfect focus, mindblowing audio product.

Folks, as good as Buttman's content is, I wouldn't buy anymore of his DVDs until
he gets the technical glitches worked out.