Jack's Playground 14

All the pieces fall together in Jack's Playground 14. Not only is this Teagan's first release as Digital Playground's newest contract girl, but the other babes on this DVD are equally as appealing. Plus, the humor really clicks in this one, as we get to watch "Montel" having fun at the 2004 AVN Expo. Yes, of all my visits into Jack's neighborhood, this was my most enjoyable.

The fun starts with a quick "Jack Recap" from Montel (a talking penis who, believe it or not, has often been the best reason to watch a Jack's Playground release) about the events of Jack's Playground 13. Then we get a great beginning to this volume - an anal scene between hot French blonde Melissa Lauren and porn veteran Joel Lawrence. Melissa is decked-out in a pink fishnet outfit with thigh-high latex boots and a sailor's cap (don't ask!) and Joel gives her reverse cowgirl and spoon, followed by backdoor penetration in the spoon, reverse cowgirl and missionary positions. When he's ready to blow, he unloads his cum right onto Melissa's face to conclude a very nice sequence.

We rejoin Montel - this time at the AVN Expo (January 2004) where he's having a conversation with Jack and mistakes a midget for a young child. No, it isn't exactly politically correct, but it's damn funny. Back at "Madame Celeste's House of Whores" (i.e. Jack's friend Celeste's apartment), Jack meets up with the extremely-cute Eve Lawrence, a busty short-haired girl who could even give Teagan a run for her money when it comes to the "girl-next-door" look. Eve is planning on going to a lesbian bar with Celeste, but not before we get to watch her make out with Eric Masterson in what was my personal favorite scene on this DVD. Eve gets pounded cowgirl, doggy and reverse cowgirl and is on the receiving end of a great facial - part of which lands in her mouth.

Meanwhile, Montel is at the AVN Show trying to sell some Digital Playground DVDs. When a customer goes for Nic Andrews' Rush, he convinces him that a selection from the Jack's Playground library would be a better choice. Back at "Jack's Shack," Jelena Jensen arrives with friend Crissy Moran, a busty girl with short, dark hair. This is one of those scenes that is solo-masturbation only (there are always a few in each Jack's Playground volume), so while we don't get to see Crissy do hardcore, we do get a nice look at her impressive body.

Montel has now stopped selling product and has moved on to ogling Tera Patrick novelties - which is the closest you're ever going to see Ms. Patrick to getting a big black cock...so enjoy! Then it's back to "Jack's Shack" where Eric stops by with his new friend, Christie Leigh - yet another stunningly cute young girl. At first, this 19-year-old spends most of her time sucking on a lollipop, but it isn't long before she's sucking on Eric's cock! This is another quality pairing on this DVD, with Christie and Eric going at it missionary, reverse cowgirl and doggy - concluding with Eric jerking off into Christie's mouth. And yes my dear readers, she does swallow!

If there's one scene in Jack's Playground 14 that doesn't quite deliver, it's the next to last one - a solo-masturbation scene with blonde-haired Monica. Nothing's really wrong with the scene per se, it's just that the very plain looking Monica can't compete with some of the other drop-dead gorgeous cuties that are on this release.

Teagan wraps up this title, as she comes over to Jack's place and complains to him an Eric about her boyfriend...who has not only cheated on her, but has used Teagan's sex toys on the other girl in the process! So to get back at him, Teagan wants Jack to film her having sex with Eric! Well, you don't have to ask Eric twice (or any other living and breathing male, I would imagine), who pumps Teagan doggy, cowgirl and missionary before depositing his load into her mouth and watching her swallow it down.

And what's this? As the movie ends with the words "Fin" (as in "The End") squirting out of a girl's ass a few times, I note that the word "Spooky" is also there! Could "Jack" be calling me out for stating in my Jack's Playground 11 review that bathroom humor is not funny? Could Digital Playground be telling me to get my head out of my ass and just sit back and enjoy the sex instead of trying to dissect it with criticism? Is a no-holds barred smackdown the only answer?! Seriously guys - just send over a contract girl next time...I'll be happy.

Aside from a lack of bonus features (viewers will get a generous amount of trailers and a photo gallery...but that's pretty much it), this is a slam-bang entry in the Jack's Playground series that I highly recommend. And it's not just because my name gets shot out of a girl's backdoor! Honest.