Wet Dreams 4

Somehow, I have a feeling that with its mediocre production values and acting, Wet Dreams 4 will not be leaving me with any wet dreams. It is divided into five vignettes that have no continuity and little imagination. This was quite surprising, given the award-winning cast, featuring 4 AVN Award winners from 1999.

Up first is "Sex After Death," a post-apocalyptic romp in the wasteland that had become America. Chloe is one of the last two people on Earth, and is roaming the city streets looking for food or something when she bumps into another person, and strangely enough, it is a horny man who convinces her that they need to fuck to keep warm. After some hesitation, she pulls his pants down and licks his cock like a kitten at a bowl of milk. Her clit piercing flashing in the late afternoon sun, she rides him like a true cowgirl before an extended stay as an anal plaything, both in a chair and up against a fence. In the end, she gets some missionary style on a pile of trash bags before a facial shot.

On to "Hot Metal Lust" featuring Goldie and Coral Sands. Goldie is in Coral's shop admiring her metal artwork when Coral shows her the "sex chair" (aka Chinese basket for those of you who have seen Tommy Lee's house on MTV), which promptly gets some use. Goldie straps in for the strip show by Coral who goes down on her with a flurry of fingers and tongue right before they switch positions for a little reciprocation. Moving to a nearby chair, Coral oils Goldie up, then uses some hot candle wax on her, ala Madonna and Willem Dafoe. Then to the wall where Goldie uses a nice dildo on Coral while she screams and writhes, keeping her fingers on Goldie's snatch the (w)hole time.

A sexy Army romp, "Booty Camp" (original title...), Johnni Black is getting to know herself on a blanket when two officers happen to come by and observe her adept fingers. Here comes the classic line: "Well, as long as you guys are here, and I'm here...". Taking the cue, they grope and lick her while she sucks one of them. Getting her on her knees, one takes her from behind while the other gets his rifle cleaned. They switch a couple times, then stick it in her ass for a while before giving her a 2- salute on her chest.

"The Shooter, A Babe, and the Make-Up Girl," (guess what's going to happen...), pits Kasorn and Tabitha Stevens against the photographer. After a brief solo shoot with Tabitha, the photographer has Kasorn move into the frame and get some lovin'. He then folds down a bed in the wall and has them 69 it for a while before he moves in for the kill using his telephoto lens on Tabitha while she eats Kasorn from below. Into a cheap plastic chair, Kasorn climbs on top and gives the best performance in this video, screaming and grabbing at her (fake) breasts like a wild banshee in heat. All the while, Tabitha licks both of their crotches. They move to fucking underneath a ladder, with Tabitha taking it from behind like a champ. Quick question, though, isn't it bad luck to fuck under a ladder, or is that just if you walk under it? Anyway, they move from the ladder to a folding table where Kasorn gets her turn as the cock receiver while she helps Tabitha to rub her monkey with some fervor. In the end, they share the facial like all good schoolgirls should.

The final scenario is a daring stunt of having two people fuck in a Cessna. Such is the plot of "Mile High Fuck", which had "newcummer" Cheyenne and her beau wasting no time and proving that sex can be had in a plane the size of a Yugo. They suck each other and then, with some uncomfortable-looking effort, climbs on his cock and tensely bounces around for a bit before he hammers her from the side in a bit more comfortable position. It would have been great if they had finished as the plane was landing, but no, they continue on the ground with her on top again. Finishing with her up against the propeller, and taking a protein pack on her teats.

Overall, a rather disappointing movie. I expected more from such an all-star cast, but then again, there have been some rather crappy movies in the real world that had all-star casts, so I guess I shouldn't expect too much.