Sorority Stewardesses

Synopsis:Dr. Elvis T. Melble returns to the cum drenched screen, but this time to head
up a boarding school for Stewardesses! (How Un-PC!). well, actually, these are student
Nurses who have a term of Stewardess education. Confused? Don't be, just sit back and get
ready for one of the most outstanding all-girl orgies since "Shock", or was it "Latex", no
mind... Another digital dick destroyer from Digital Playground!

Features: Chapter Selection - Full motion selection screens; Photo Session - Still photos
from the film, also available in a slide show format; 5:1 Digital Surround Sound; Strip
BlackJack - Play on your DVD-ROM only

Commentary: Just take a look at the sheer volume of titties that appears to your left!
That's a total of 28 boobs, mind you! This Jim Holliday masterpiece is short on tome, but
long on tits!

OK here's the story. The girls at the Burton Allen Institute want to form a sorority, the
first in the school's history. Administrators Silvera, North and TT, want nothing of the sort.
But this group of Mary's (they're all first named Mary) and their leader Nina Hartley push on
to become a charter member. Now al this is well and good, but pay you little mind to the
story! It's the sex that puts this one in the collection of any frat boy worth his toga!

The film starts off with a somewhat short romp between North and the ample breasted
Patricia Kennedy. The two get right down to business with a great blow job scene that
features tight in shots that will have you counting the pores on Mr. North's pole. It's a fast
moving scene that quickly bounces to and fro from oral to anal to cum shot. A super slo-mo
cum shot no less. North fires his trademark at Ms Kennedy, but it will appear to be a bit on
the smallish side for North. Which I guess is like saying she gets a large protein shake
instead of super size.

All of this happens before the opening credits, and the introduction of the girls take
almost a full 7 minutes! This one is going to be a winner.

After a bit of the story, veteran Silvera gets his knob polished by one of the student's he
is delivering some test results to. My head was spinning from watching the intro of all of our
beautiful babes, so it escapes me as to exactly who this was. Joey spends a long ass time
rimming (get it?) our golden haired beauty before he receives a brief blow job and then
fingers her ass. Wow! A lot happening very quickly! In a bit of a disappointment, it appears
she is Silvera is screwing her butt, but we never get a shot of the actual penetration. No
matter, Joey jerks off in and on her mouth, and she drools expertly!

What cums next is not to be missed. All of the girls (minus Kennedy and Hartley) end up
in one of the slickest orgies I have seen in some time. It all starts innocently enough with a
girl and a vibrator....or two. She's "caught" by her roommate who lends a hand, and a
tongue. Soon, the entire dorm room is filled with naked, sexy women in the midst of wanton
sex. Some insightful babe decides to slicken the scene and pours a huge amount of virgin
(Yeah right!!!) olive oil all over the place! Then enter a couple of massive realistic dildos that
are shoved in the slickened slits of many a babe. There's just too much going on for me to
even begin to try to describe! Suffice it to say that as a veteran of reviewing these flicks, it
takes a very special something to even begin to tingle my trousers. This scene had me
loosening my shorts to relieve some of the pressure!

Now if you ever decide to watch this disc past this point, or should I say if you're ever
able to watch past this point, you'll be treated to some somewhat bizarre action with TT
Boy and his very sexy brunette "patient". He checks her ass with a lubed, gloved hand
before he receives a very well done blow job. There are some extraordinary tight shots as
well as wickedly tasty angles that you'll be able to see during this one. This chick is so
hungry that even after Boy leaves her a dripping "pearl earring", she begs for more. Boy
obliges and lubes up a plastic peter to substitute for his now spent cock. Smokin'!!!

The final shot features North and and another beauty who seems to like to accept large,
tubular objects in her ass. What a lucky thing Mr. North sports an object with just those
traits! Before she gets it in the tarmac though, she ends up gobbling his flight stick with vim
and vigor. Some anal, and a jerk off on her face after which she blows the, er, (cutest?)
,(most disgusting?) bubbles one has seen, and this one is in the books.

From a DVD perspective: Stunningly clear images. So clear and realistic, I could almost
smell the fish! (During the lunch scene you dopes!) Outstanding angles and lighting that
complemented this video to DVD transfer. This may have been the best imagery I have seen.
The 5:1 sound was wonderful, but not exploited as much as it could have been. Still, stellar.
Extras were scarce. If there is one thing DP should concentrate on, it's extras. However,
I would rather see the quality sound, scenes and sex that I got in this one than any special
little feature.

Intangibles: So what's this all have to do with the story? Who gives a shit! It's the sex,
man...the sex! That orgy scene will turn your wife or girlfriend bi at the very least...so use
with caution!
Give it a bonus, and for tugging on my flap, this gets a ruler!

As expected, Jim Holliday delivers another classic film. In my opinion, you can't go wrong with sorority girls, nurses, cheerleaders or stewardesses in porn. The sex was hot, and the film was well put together. My only complaint was that some of the girls weren't so hot...otherwise this is a great film.

When you watch this DVD, you are going to discover a very exciting feature of your DVD player and that is the 30x fast forward feature. Because to get to sex in this one you have to do a lot of fast forwarding through some pretty crapy dialog and acting. Why are they talking so much in this one? The acting is extra bad and it has no direction. And what the hell is a sorority stewardess and why are they going to class with no bottoms on? The only redeeming quality in this film is the action. The DVD starts off on the right direction, opening with Peter North fucking J.R. Carrington and then putting that giant tool up her ass. Then when that's over we have to endure lots of "dialog" that makes no sense. There is however lots of sex with anal play. This film could almost have been called Anal Stewardesses. There is also some great girl on girl action, lots of toys. But be prepared to use that fast forward button a lot! Also, there seems to be lots of dud scenes where you think there is going to be action but nothing happens.


Video
The video to DVD transfer is fine, but the production value is just not that great with this one.
Audio
The sound is the basic 5.1 digital surround sound and adds nothing to the watching experience.
Supplements
Nothing special on this one, just your basic standbys.
Conclusion
This is not my favorite film that Jim Holliday has ever made and it just might be my least favorite. This could have been made into a really funny film, if he would have just worked on the dialog. The end result is a film that looks and feels rushed. Rent this one first before buying.

Jim Holliday has seems to live on huge casts and massive lesbian scenes. I can't say I have any interest at all in the latter, however, he usually manages to snag a few of my faves in his big casts. Using big group photos of partially clad porn stars and catchy titles, usually including words like "Sorority", "Cheerleader" or "Stewardess", to draw people in. The first thing you notice is just how crisp the picture is. I love it when a DVD company takes the time (And spends the money) to make a DVD look this good. Hey, if the technology is available, why not take advantage of it?

Before the credits even roll, Peter North drags Patricia Kennedy into a room. It seems he pulled some strings to get Pat into a class at the Stewardess Academy. She pays him back the best way she knows how, by sucking his big cock. Patricia's been around for a while, but she still knows how to suck a cock. This movie must be a few years old, because Peter slides uncovered cock into Ms. K's pussy. He moves quickly to anal, and Pat doesn't seem thrilled by the insertion of his fat cock (Now latex sheathed.) Once he gets going, Peter stuffs her with long strokes that might split a lesser slut in two. Peter uncorks one of his famous blasts across her face, but Holliday uses slow motion, fucking things up pretty nicely.

The women at the Burton Allen Institute have but on goal, to be the best flight attendants, cheerleaders, nurses, strippers or hookers they can be. If they can have a little fun along the way, all the better. Resident doc Joey Silvera delivers some bad news to Rachel Love. She has a raving case of cooties that will kill her some time in the next six decades or so. Let's not waste too much time trying to figure out the dialog here. So long as we see this blonde free her beachball sized boobs and drop to her knees, all will be well in smut land. Rachel is a bit round here, but very loving with a juicy pussy. After Joey finds his way between her big butt cheeks to suck on her clit, Rachel sucks him off for about three seconds. Hey, a face this fresh deserves a bit more screen time. Joey rolls Rachel onto her back and starts fucking the soft around the middle, busty blonde. She rubs her chubby pussy while he seems more concerned with her puckered posterior. He never gets to her ass though, unloading instead all over her face.

Joey and Peter share some dialog that quite frankly makes about as much sense as the second season of "Millennium" so we're better off skipping forward to the next sex scene. Well sort of a sex scene. Joey has the whole class of stewardi in training get naked so he can just walk among them. You know, I like a good plot in my porn, but when it becomes so painful to follow or to watch the performers stagger though totally stupid dialog, it makes me long for some good old wall to wall vids.

The next interesting thing we see is dangerously cute Tammi Ann fingering her little pussy as hard as she can. This kind of sweet solo action is worth sitting through the droll dialog for. With her pussy warmed up, Tammi breaks out the dildo and starts fucking herself with it. Showing how skilled she is, the pint sized blonde actually works a toy into her pussy and ass at the same time. Now, why would anyone fuck up a perfectly good solo scene by introducing a sexual buzzkill like Felicia into the mix? OK, all the women say she does the best lesbian scenes in the biz, and good for her. At least the g/g sex won't be faked, but it won't be exciting either. At least not when she is at the center of the shot. Then, to make matters worse, two more blondes come in, stealing more time from Tammi Ann. This scene was a hundred times sexier when it was just a solo. Felicia may be widely regarded as the best lesbian fuck in the biz, but once she comes in, the only thing that's worth watching is Caressa Savage. Watching her take a super huge dildo into her pussy is a rather fresh moment in an otherwise forgettable four girl fuck.

Skip ahead to the next scene which has trailer park queen Micky Lynn (and I mean that in a very positive manner by the way) pairing up with TT Boy. Dr. Boy strips Micky and starts giving her a full exam. Finding her ass quite capable of taking cock, he puts her on her knees to check her tonsils with his turgid throat thermometer. Micky's mouth is magic and she does her best to make that big member disappear. She takes his dick into her pussy with a genuine joy that shows on camera. In return, TT fucks her with everything he's got, moving the petite pornslut into a number of pussy probing positions. It's her ass he really wants though and Micky can take the hard thrusts there as well. A nicely taken facial caps off the high energy scene with TT dropping cum on her chin, lips and even her freaking ear. It's funny, in a cast of big names, she outshines most of them with her sexual enthusiasm.

Candy Connor has the next sex scene and if it is possible for a woman to have even less sex appeal than Felicia, here she is. At least Felicia is OK to look at Candy's just visually unappealing, even when she does a credible job of sucking Peter's big cock. The good news is, this isn't another lesbian scene. It's a b/g pairing with anal and a facial. The bad news is, it's got Candy and that makes it about as sexually appealing as a lukewarm bowl of yak snot.

The plot of this movie is literally non-existent and the dialog too stupid to even be accidentally funny. That aside, the sex isn't even all that good. It starts off decent enough, with Patricia Kennedy giving a nice blowjob, however it goes downhill fast when she grimaces through the anal. Tammi Ann is in a girls only scene. Micky Lynn provides the only really memorable scene in the whole movie. A really nice picture and an eye candy cast is just not enough to make this one worth the time it takes to watch.

The only thing here is the slide show and it's done very well. Great quality photos that can view one at a time or click the slide show and let them shoot by on their own.