Seriously Anal

Synopsis:This is a compilation of a variety of scenes from different flicks, all of which have
one thing in common. Make that one hole in common, as the anal passage is the focus of
this DVD. And that hole is treated like royalty by both tongue and cock, so if the hershey
highway is the road you travel on, this disc may be your entrance ramp.

Features: The DVD is Digitally Remastered For DVD and features Behind The Scenes Photos,
5:1 Digital Surround Sound, Full Motion Chapter Search, Slide Show and Strip Blackjack
(DVD-ROM Only).

Commentary: If you are a fan of the rear passage, this "Seriously Anal" DVD is probably
right up your alley (did I really say that). There is no plot and very little in the way of music
but there's a ton of rear door penetration and it starts off right away. The first segment
features a dude in a cowboy hat instructing a cheery young blonde to expose herself for the
camera. Then he puts her over his knee and spreads her pussy lips and butt cheeks apart
for us all to see. After that bit of eye candy, he starts to play with her natural little titties
and their naturally big nips. After some leisurely licking of those nipples, he moves onto some
licking of her clit. It's soon her turn to oral satisfy and she does this by sucking his cock and
a lollipop at the same time. Then he gets on the bed and spreads his legs so she can rim
him, which she does with zest. Multiple position screwing follows before he makes the
journey to her poop shoot. First doggy style and then with her on top, all the time with nice
camerawork. Toss in some heavy sweating and a meager cum shot and you have yourself
the first scene.

Kim Kataine gets her pussy lips sucked while her ass gets fingered in the next segment.
She also gets royally rimmed while rubbing her completely shaved slash. Lots of gentle
moaning help set the mood for this scene. Kim also uses her tongue to caress the asshole of
the guy that's in the scene with her. She softly licks his butt and uses her finger to further
stimulate his hole. As he enters her anally, she pleads "easy, easy" but once it's in she yells
"yeah, yeah" and a nice butt banging follows.

Next we find ourselves in a kitchen where a maid and butler are going at it. The guy
sticks ice cubes up her slit and then sucks them out. The french maid possesses quite a set
of swiss alps but they are pretty much left unattended as the action focuses on her lower
parts. The woman of the house gives them directions and they follow them with zeal
whether it includes playing with fruit or cock. After loosening her up with some vibe action,
he slides in her servant's quarters with passion. Up the backstairs, he goes.

Next is a 3 way scene with 2 guys and a chick. If you are watching an anal flick and
there's a 3 way, you know there has to be some double penetration and this is no exception.
One in her pussy and one in her ass pretty much summarizes this segment, oh yeah, there
are also 2 loads to the face. We close out with Alex Sanders giving it to Davia Ardell (I think
that's who it is). First, she chokes down his big old plumbers helper and then he feasts on
her meat curtains. When he's ready to slide in her butt, she spreads herself way wide and
exhibits quite the wide opening. It's hard to imagine her ever being constipated (uh, di I
really say that), anyway, Davia has a wonderful high pitched squeal that had half the dogs
in my neighborhood coming by to see what was happening. What they saw was a nice ass
pounding. I'm sure they went off searching for the nearest bitch in heat after watching, I
know I did.

From a DVD perspective: The image quality varied a bit from segment to segment because
they came from different original sources. All in all, they were pretty decent. Sound was
problem free. The DVD extras were minimal but did offer some nice full motion chapter
search.

Straight to the point this film is about fucking and fucking the nasty way. Just good old fashion fucking. This is for all of you out there who could give a rat's ass about story or plot. If all you want to see is hardcore action this is for you. The title says Seriously Anal and it is no lye. But would you expect anything less from a film with Max Hardcore in it. The girls aren't the prettiest but they sure are nasty and that is all that matters in this film.

Video
Video to DVD transfer is fine, but don't expect top notch production from this film. This film is about fucking and that all.
Audio
The sound is somewhat below standard, you are able to hear the director tell the actors what to do and say.
Supplements
The supplements are standard with nothing extra.
Conclusion
This DVD offers you five scenes of anal that are pretty good. If all you are looking for is fuck scenes with no story, I think this one will work for you. Great DVD to have when you want to just get off.

5 scenes:
Scene 1 - Max Hardcore at his worst - and the Girl must have been on to be this silly/stupid (even in a porno!). YUCK even for Max fans.

Scene 2 - Excellent. The highlight of the Disc. Lots (minutes) of F to M rimming, shot extremely well, plus anal and everything else you would expect. Girl was good looking as well. Only downside is that to hear the Nasty diologue I had to turn the Volume up so much I was afraid the whole neighborhood might hear. (Worth it however,
because these two seem to enjoy what they are doing to each other - good acting?? {Gasp})

Scene 3 - A good scene with some Nasty action both M>F and F>M but not shot nearly as well as scene 2. The finger other reviewers mentioned
is SIMULATED penetration which detracted a bit, however the nasty audio is much clearer, making up for lost points.

Scene 4 - Nuthin Special. MM>F DP

Scene 5 - Again Nuthin Special. M>F

Features:
Slideshow - Are the other reviewers serious in giving points for this??? A grand total of like 5 to 10 stills of average quality. Poor use of DVD space if you ask me.

No dvd ROM here so unknown on those features.

Buy this one for scenes 2 and 3 if you like what they offer, the rest of the disc is done better in other films.

SERIOUSLY ANAL is a collection of five scenes culled from various productions, featuring b/g, d.p., and three-on-one action. Due to the source material, video and sound quality vary from scene to scene, but even at its worst the disc is a step above VHS.

The disc is all-region compatible and support parental lockout; it also features chapter stops, behind-the-scenes photos with slide-show function, and 5.1 digital surround sound. Strip blackjack is accessible to those with a DVD-ROM drive on their computers.

This video overwhelmed me with the hardcore anal in the first three scenes! Each of the chicks lick male ass, and a finger and water sprayer even come into play! Plus there is some really hot facial cum scenes following all the fun.

While this won't win any awards for DVD features, it most certainly belongs in any anal aficionado's collection!

DVD Features:

Pretty much just the photo gallery and slide show, but the quality is tremendous. These are some super high quality, full screen, hard-core shots. More of Kaitlyn would have been great, but as is, this is one of the best photo galleries I've ever seen.

DVD EXTRA GRADE- C Nice photos and the slide show rules, but beyond that, there isn't much here.

REVIEW
It's kind of funny to see Ona Zee's name on this anal compilation. She has made her mark doing couples porn of late. On the other hand, she was quite the willing butt banger when she was performing. From the looks of the cast, we won't be seeing a beauty contest here, but instead will get to watch some tight asses plugged. Some of the most exciting anal sluts of the nineties are on hand as are plenty of studs ready for a first class rectal rodeo.

Candi Cash is up first, as a lollipop sucking girl who wants to show off for Max Hardcore. Kiddie porn fantasies like this are bad enough, but Candi is just damn ugly. At least when he puts her over his knee, we don't have to look at that mug. It's no wonder this woman only worked for Max. Between her hard looks and his rough treatment, her career was understandably limited and brief. That aside, there is some decent anal action here, as Max shoves his tiny dick into Candi's little butt pretty hard. (Let's see you try that with an adult sized unit.) This one is for anal aficionados only. My recommendation? Save your load for later.

Kim Kataine was never a beauty either, but she is a step up from Candi, and this is an early scene, where she actually looks pretty fresh faced. Her pookie is sure tasty looking, so it's no wonder that Shawn spends so much time lapping at her lips. In return, Kim worships his cock with her lips. She opens wide and gently strokes him into her mouth, milking his rod to full attention. Getting down and dirty, the blonde licks Shawn's asshole for a very long time before he finally starts to fuck her hot little box. He lets her be on top to start, and Kim takes full advantage, grinding her hips and bouncing up and down, slamming her pussy down on his rod. Wonderful reverse cowgirl shots here, from far enough back to let us enjoy her long, strong legs as she rides the A train. The anal sex is as hard here as in the last scene, but this time, it's a much hotter woman being sodomized. (And no one is trying to make her look like a little girl.) After having her ass blasted, Kim happily takes a load all over her face, closing out a very hot scene.

Another blonde, Crystal Gold looks pretty hot in her maid's uniform. Tony Montana is already making a meal of her muff when we join them in progress. (Someone powder the top of Tony's head, the glare is blinding.) I don't know who is holding the camera for this, but he needs to take off the fucking roller blades. I nearly from the wobbling camera work before things really get going. Melissa Monet is off to the side, directing the action as Tony sucks the shaved lips the top-heavy blonde until she grinds and screams her way to a shuddering climax. Liking what she sees, Melissa orders her maid to return the favor and take Tony's cock into her mouth. The way Crystal fucks Tony's ass with her finger, I can only imagine he is going to turn the tables on her pretty good. After a very short vag, Tony does go backdoor on Crystal. Great long strokes into her ass, that leads to a sticky wad dropped right into Crystal's mouth.

Now for the moment this critic has been waiting for, the one and only Kaitlyn Ashley. She takes on not one, but two cocks in her scene. Jay Ashley and Jon Dough are the lucky fuckers who get to sample the fruits of the hottest women in the history of porn. (So says Rog in his never to be humble tone.) Too bad the picture quality is a little shaky here, because from the very start, Ms. Ashley is absolutely on fire. She works Dough's prick with her mouth like it's her favorite snack while Jay munches on her meaty pussy lips. Once the fucking begins, it is clear that these two studs could fuck until they were totally drained and she would still be going strong. Dough really gives her a serious fuck, pounding his prick deep into her pussy while Kaitlyn sucks away on Jay's head. The guys bend her over and fuck the totally hot blonde at both ends, filling her pussy and throat with hard meat. This serves as a warm up for the actual DP that Kaitlyn takes like no one else can. It's a short two hole fuck, but it ends with a pair of big loads fired first at her face and then on her big tits. Kaitlyn Ashley is a porn goddess.
Davia Ardell has a hard act to follow, but when it comes to assfucking, this filthy blonde has some skills of her own. She gets right to work, sucking Alex Sanders, using her thick lips, taking his dick all the way in with ease. Davia may not be all that pretty, but this little slut can suck some serious dick. Alex gives her all he has, but it's clear from the start, she can take a lot more cock than the locked one can deliver. Her petite frame fits nicely in his harms for a hot standing fuck. Whatever he's dishing out, it must be good, because Davia just can't help but scream with joy as he pokes her puss from behind. She is no less fond of having her pooper poked. Alex slam fucks that little asshole Great anal footage here, making it clear that Davia is a first class ass slut. With a final blast across her chin, Alex closes out the movie in fine style.

With so many softer, couples oriented movies making it to DVD, this is one for the raincoaters. The five scenes all focus on butt busting action, and on this level it delivers. Kaitlyn Ashley is the highlight, and since I have never seen this three way before, you know this disc is going to find a place in the Rog library. Even for those of you who are not in love with the hottest women in porn history, the scene works brilliantly. Some of the other women are hot as well. Davia just knows how to fuck and suck with the best of them. No story, decent quality, but this is all about watching booties get busted.

This video contains low quality situations with background direction noise and actors staring at the director.
Tired scenarios with average and below average looking actors.
The chaptor/scene selection howevever offers good choices in leading directly to the infrequent steamy scenes.