Bad Girls 3: Cellblock 69

Vince Voyeur plays the bad boy rock and roll star who gets into trouble with small town sheriff Jonathan Morgan. When Vince's groupies find out that he's in jail, they try to break in while breaking out of their clothes.

The opening sequence, which has nothing to do with the movie, is a nice tease by Nikole Lace who takes her time undressing her cute little body. This leads into Vince Voyeur and groupies Bionca and Sandi Beach (who only appear in this tiny cameo) doing the opening dialogue.

The DVD, which has a sharp picture, fails in the sound department. It is tinny with lots of echoes and a myriad of noises unrelated to the natural sounds of the background (crew talking, things going boom, stuff like that) all of which are directly related to the production of the movie and not the quality of the DVD.

The dialogue is beyond stupid, even for a porn movie. If it weren't for Jonathan Morgan making fun of it all from the get-go I would have left it on mute the entire time. Which would have been exactly what I should have done if I wasn't so damn interested in hearing stupid words come out of my stupid mouth. I was severely disappointed to know that they left in my dumb dialogue but cut out most of the dirty talking that I did. The scene between Tammi Anne, Jonathan Morgan and myself was hot at the time, I talked some of my best shit in that scene making it flow with sheer nastiness. Unfortunately Tammi Anne and I were never shown the way we really were in that scene; it was chopped to shit. The same goes for our girl/girl scene in the jail. That was a cool scene when we shot it but apparently it was too wild for the tame Vivid and ended up considerably shortened. In general I am not crazy about watching myself, especially if I feel that I didn't do my best in a scene, but I know I gave this one my all. Yet, all I could focus on was "what the hell was I thinking wearing those tiny cutoff shorts I bought in 1976?" Yikes! And in retrospect...I guess I should have shaved.

The best scene in my opinion is the one where Nicole London sneaks into the jail disguised as a man to fuck Vince Voyeur. Of course we're not fooled that it is obviously a woman and there wasn't a lot of effort put into the disguise to try to fool us anyway. The big drawback to this scene is that it is too short, just like most of the other scenes, (save the dialogue?!) but Nicole is enthusiastic and that has to count for something. I also liked the scene with Nikole Lace and Alexandria Dane. by Nikole Lace's standards, it was fun to watch her with the then inexperienced Alex Dane. I liked the genuine innocence of Alex Dane's facial expressions and the subtle sexiness of Nikole's eyes; she can be a real sex kitten when given the chance.

As for the DVD itself, the Intel Sex Game is just an excuse to put in more previews and is far from a game of any kind. The Bad Girls section is yet another excuse, and it is difficult to get this section to work. All it does is prolong the agony to get to the sex and even though it is disappointing that the girls in this section are not the girls in the movie, they are the Vivid girls, so it is not a total loss. The biggest problem in this section of the disc is trying to exit this area, I had a hell of a time keeping my DVD player from continually going into the pause mode.