Big Omar's Rear Anal Agents

"Big-Omar's British Adventures: Rear Anal Agents" is an amusing offering from VCA Interactive that is full of wisecracks and humorous situations, and a lot of anal sex. Omar is full of charisma and charm and obviously loves his work. In the movie he plays a man who is working for an insurance company or some kind of company where he has to travel door to door and inspect homes. Omar is not a great employee because the only things he inspects are the women he meets on the job. The ladies love Omar and are willing to do anything for him and his huge cock, which includes a lot of anal sex, thus the title.

The story is only an excuse to set up the amusing scenarios and is of little significance to the filmmaker or the audience. When Omar shows up at Alexis' house, he finds her dressed only in skimpy lingerie. She invites him in and we find out that she has been pleasuring herself with a big dildo all morning. Omar laughingly invites her to show him and his cameraman, Burt, what she was doing with the dildo and without too much hesitation, she quickly does. Soon after, she wants something bigger inside of her and that is where Omar steps in. This is a good scene and covers all of the bases. Omar is funny as hell and his laughter as Alexis bounces on top of his cock will make you laugh with him. It is as porn should be, good dirty fun but sadly, for all of the enthusiasm, this isn't up to the standards we normally expect from VCA. However, this is a great sex scene and when the anal sex occurs you will be amazed at how tough Alexis is and how long she endures it. She seems to genuinely love it and eagerly invites Omar's cameraman to pound away at her pussy while Omar's cock drives into her ass. This scene is jaw-dropping and runs almost thirty minutes. The last shot of a photograph of Alexis in a graduation cap and gown is only topped by Alexis' boyfriend knocking at the front door and Omar and Burt exiting through the back window.

Omar and Burt's next appointment is Shelly, who is in the process of giving Omar's boss, Jon, a blowjob. Omar and Burt come in and take a seat and are soon involved in the shenanigans. There is a lot of swapping and interchanging. The sex is average and doesn't really break any ground. This segment also ends with the client's boyfriend coming home and chasing the men out. None of the actors can keep a straight face as with the previous scene.

Next up is the pixie-like, Tamara. She is the most attractive and interesting of all of the women and might be the best reason to pick up this DVD. The scenario is that she is inexperienced with men and Omar decides to show her what to do with his cock. She starts to give him a blowjob and Omar advises her on how to do it. Tamara is very petite and firm and when Omar finally strips off her clothes, I wondered how sex between them was going to work at all. Omar gives her the experience of a lifetime and gently gives her all of his best. Tamara is agile and flexible and Omar is even able to pick her up and hold her in the air as he fucks her standing up. This is a pretty amazing scene but some viewers might actually be freaked out by how skinny Tamara is. She is clearly a woman, but looks very young. The two of them move through a variety of sexy positions before Omar once again picks her up and fucks her in mid-air. This scene is also very long and the two of them are covered in sweat and weary by the time the scene reaches its climax. There are few positions Omar doesn't try with Tamara, but despite the title, there is no anal in this scene.

The final scene involves the real boss, Sarah, back at the office. Omar and Jon end up involved in a lengthy tryst with her and go through the motions. This scene has a lot of the same previous activity and didn't stand out as especially great. I won't spoil the ending, but it really won't matter to most because this is essentially a gonzo title.

The audio and video are both fine, but the extras are minimal. There is a picture of other Omar titles, but no trailers. The only other extra feature is a photo gallery, but the feature itself wasn't really remarkable enough to merit one. This is a tough movie to review because it cannot be dismissed outright. It does have its merits, and Omar is funny and a good performer, but there is a real lack of spark to the scenes. Fans of Omar and of raw, gritty sex might enjoy this DVD, but couples looking for a more polished production and model-esque beauties should avoid this one. It is not terrible, but not amazing either. Ultimately it doesn't live up to the kind of masterpieces and eroticism fans come to expect from VCA. Omar should find material that deserves his talent because this just lacks something.