Sweetlife Too

Once you get past the irritating sex chat commercials at the start of this disc, you will find that SWEETLIFE TOO, a 2001 release from Sin City, starring busty, blonde Shay Sweet and other runners-up in the Kelly Bundy look-alike competition, is little more than run-of-the-mill, assembly line porn.

Nevertheless, while SWEETLIFE TOO is as engaging as a watching a local city council meeting on drainage runoff issues on public access T.V., at least it doesn't skimp on the action. Shay's pussy gets more licks than a Tootsie pop and "special guest sinstarlet" Linda Thoren is a hotty too. The "plot," such as it is, involves Shay driving around in a little yellow convertible and going to a hair salon where there is more sucking and fucking than shampooing and rinsing going on. Shay turns up at the nameless salon and we (barely) hear some inaudible voiceover about sex or something. (The audio mix between the "dialogue" and the mind-numbing generic synthesizer music track is so out of balance that it is virtually impossible to hear anything).

While some stylist starts putting tin foil in Shay's hair, another customer, busty, blonde Shasta, immediately starts taking care of two other male stylists, Pat Myne and Earl Slate (?). Shasta gives the guys simultaneous BJs and immediately offers herself for some DP action. Pat pulls out to squeeze his load on Shasta's ass while his buddy continues on, pounding Shasta's pussy in different positions before giving her a DNA cream rinse in her mouth. With nothing much apparently done to her hair so far, Shay is sent off to another area of the salon to be shampooed by Keri Windsor. Before Shay can lay her bleach blonde mane in the sink, Keri gives her a scalp massage that quickly moves down Shay's torso. It doesn't take much encouragement for the two ladies to strip down for some kissing and prolonged muff diving. Before you can say "shampoo, rinse, repeat," Keri gives Shay a very prolonged pussy licking and tongue probing during which Shay admittedly looks great, screams "I'm cumming" a lot and repeatedly rolls her eyes back in her head with excitement (a combination I always love to see). Shay briefly returns the favor before Keri pulls out a purple dildo and probes Shay's ass with it. All in all, a pretty good scene.

Back out in the salon, Linda Thoren, another very attractive, busty (yet natural) bleach blonde also has a carnal encounter with her stylist (and here I thought all male stylists were gay). With virtually no set-up whatsoever, Linda immediately blows her male partner, gets some finger and tongue action in return and also gets a good pounding from his fleshy curling iron in the missionary, reverse cowgirl and standing positions before receiving a healthy squeeze of testicular styling gel on her tongue.

Finally, out of the salon, Shay drives around some more until she meets up with her boyfriend at an empty, non-descript bar/restaurant. Unfortunately, the bartender tells them that there are no drinks to be had as his barmaids, Viviane Valentine (or April Valentine - depending on which video or DVD case credits you choose to believe) and Tabitha Stevens are busy with a girl-girl session behind the bar. Of course, Shay and her boyfriend go with the flow by quickly engaging in their own suck and fuck session at their booth. Again, Shay looks great and certainly appears to be getting off.

After Shay gets a load of jizz on her face she departs and we are left to finish out the film with some brief fucking of Tabitha by the bartender followed by April/Viviane, a trim brunette (the only non-blonde chick in the whole film) getting some prolonged anal pounding. April/Viviane's rectum is so stretched out during this process that it is hard to imagine her not having to wear Depends undergarments for a week afterwards.

Although the lighting and videography are generally acceptable, like most 2-day pornos cranked out of the San Fernando valley at a blistering pace, the locations are dismal, the sound is inaudible and there is nothing remotely resembling any interesting sexual situations. On the upside, however, the ladies are generally hot (in that generic porno way) and there is no skimping on the action. Minimal extras include some photos and two previews from the "18 and Anxious" series.

I suppose if you just like watching large-breasted, pornified, bleached blonde young ladies sucking and fucking (and who doesn't?) and don't care much about production values, dank locations, audible sound, or interesting or creative situational set-ups, then SWEETLIFE TOO is sure to satisfy your "sweet tooth."

I agree with the reviewer that this video, in general, is just a standard fuck-flick. But there's one thing in particular about this video that got my attention-- Keri Windsor. I'd never seen her in anything else before (with so much porn out there, it's hard to be totally informed). This is the first time I ever saw her in action. This was before she started doing boy-girl scenes, when, according to an interview with her that I read, she was indulging the Sapphic urges that got her into porn in the first place. There are better looking chicks in porn than Keri (not that she isn't hot, but there's a certain percentage of chicks in porn who are more "idealistically" beautiful), but I've never seen a lesbian scene as hot as this one in my life. Keri's enthusiasm for sticking her magnificent, long tongue into Shay Sweet's snatch got my cock harder than granite! Most girl-girl scenes have way too much fingering, dildo/vibrator insertion and every other kind of distraction which totally misses the point of lesbian scenes-- licking pussy! Tongue-fucking is what should be the focus of a girl-girl scene. The best cunt-licking scene I've seen to date is this one showing Keri work her magic on Shay's sweet tunnel-of-love. How I wish somebody would release a compilation DVD of just scenes of Keri tongue-fucking other hot chicks. I want to see Keri's incredible tongue eating pussy! It's nice to see her taking cock in her holes as of late, don't get me wrong. And It's especially nice to see her tongue at work on an eager boner. But it'd be even nicer to see her do a scene in a cum-swallowing fuck-flick like the Down The Hatch series or one of those Red Light District videos. It was her stupendous and all-too-rare abilities as the twat-licking "girl your mother should have warned your sister about" (it's how she bills herself on her website) which makes her one of my favorite porn sluts.
Keri, please make a special DVD of scenes of you doing cunnilingus only. Seeing a woman convulse in orgasm due to the expert tongue action of an eager pussy-taster is quite exciting, and nobody does it better (at least on film) than Keri Windsor.