Maddams Family, The

Cortez (Mike Horner) and Horticia (Ona Zee) are in jeopardy of losing everything in the stock market. Peace has broken out and the Maddams' stocks are in ammunition. Horticia suggests opening a whore house, the idea (along with Horticia's French) excites Cortez. The rest of the film focuses on the Maddams family members 'practicing' on each other to prepare for opening day.

The director used women from two camps of the adult film industry. There are two thin, small-breasted performers (Ona Zee and Deidre Holland) and two BBW's with large breasts (Charisma and Kim Angeli). No condoms are used and the performers all have some pubic hair. If you are hoping for anal, you will have to search elsewhere, the Maddams may be creepy and horny, but they don't do anal.

As you may expect, the film begins with The Maddams Family theme, complete with the Maddams snapping fingers. The opening titles, and some of the music, seem as if they had been lifted from an old video game. The levels of cheesiness are at an all time high throughout and the acting is sub-par, but then again, aren't these the things which make a great parody porn?

The film quality and camera work are not great, but they are passable for this feature. The flesh tones are a little red in some scenes, and the film quality is not quite up to DVD standard, however, I did not find this to be much of a distraction.

Perhaps the greatest letdown is the special features, which include a photo gallery, trailers, and promotion material.

Scene One: Cortez and Horticia: After some awkward acting, mild foreplay, and going down on each other, a jump cut takes us straight into Cortez and Horticia in the missionary position, then doggie style, finishing with a cum shot planted on Horticia's ass and back.

Horticia suggests running a whore house. Excited by the idea, Cortez calls Uncle Pester (Ron Jeremy), who, when questioned about having sex, exclaims how he used to have sex all the time when he had hair.

Scene Two: Cousin Tit and Tuesday: Horticia tells Cousin Tit (Charisma, wearing a long wig and large sunglasses) and Tuesday (Kim Angeli) since they already know how to please men, they must practice on each other to learn to please women. Horticia leaves, and Tuesday begins to fondle and suck on Cousin Tit's huge breasts, then, after going down on her, Cousin Tit returns the favors to Tuesday, who seems genuinely turned on during her scenes. Tuesday sucks her own tits while Cousin Tit goes down on her. The scene may not make my top 10 girl-on-girl list, but it was nice to see these two BBW's together.

Cortez and Crotch Fencing: During the fencing, Crotch barely moves as Cortez jumps around, and even rolls on the ground. Horticia's French then interrupts things.

Scene Three: Uncle Pester and Cousin Tit: Uncle Pester, complete with robe and cheap bald cap, is led to the courtyard to 'practice' on Cousin Tit. Meanwhile, Cortez heads off to find Tuesday to do some 'practicing' of his own.

Ron Jeremy stays in character during his entire scene, making me appreciate his dedication to the craft.

After some sucking and fondling of Cousin Tit's...tits, she gives Uncle Pester head. Pester rubs his dick on Cousin Tit's assets, he goes down on her. The sex takes place on a concrete table in the courtyard. The cumshot goes onto Cousin Tit's ripe breasts and stomach.

Scene Four: Cortez and Tuesday: This is my favorite scene. After seeing how much Kim Angeli puts into her scenes and how great she looks as a BBW, I was hooked. It would have been nice to see her with a different male performer, but she delivers all the same.

The scene jumps directly to Cortez and Tuesday (Kim Angeli), mid thrust, on the couch, missionary position.

Next, we cut to Tuesday riding Cortez. Once again, no build up, just straight to the sex. Later, Tuesday sucks off Cortez til he cums on her tits. She then continues to rub and lick his cock. This scene proves, undoubtedly, that Kim Angeli loves the cock. At one point she even rubs Horner's dick on her face between sucking and stroking him. I was disappointed by the lack of foreplay in the scene, however, we do see Tuesday give Cortez great head, and both performers seem to genuinely enjoy their scene together, which puts this scene a step above the rest.

Scene Five: Crotch, Thingy, Horticia, and Judith: The final sex scene involves a non-family member, Judith (Deidre Holland), who is inspecting the Maddam's family's place of business before issuing a business license. When she sees Thingy stroking Crotch's stiff member, Judith wants to be their first customer. Crotch is led by Horticia and Judith to the couch, and eventually the floor, where they take turns stroking, sucking and fucking him, while also eating each others pussies. Crotch briefly gets in on the pussy eating action as well. We even get a little butt-play as Judith licks Horticia's ass while fingering her pussy. After all this, Crotch does Horticia doggie-style, then cums on her ass.

The Maddams Family is not as good as it could have been, however, I recommend it for any adult Halloween party. Ron Jeremy and Jon Dough make it worth that alone. I also recommend Kim Angeli's scenes. All of this together makes it worth viewing, I suggest renting it.