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Stupid Cupid

VCA | 2000

True Love is Perfect Unfortunately, His Aim Isn't

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Based on 2 Reviews.
Director:  Jim Enright

Starring:  Stacy Valentine  Mark Davis 

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Cupid pull back your bow, and let your arrow go...

By Spooky
If you like your adult movies overflowing with a lot of sex, and little wait between the action, then VCA's latest release, Stupid Cupid is sure to hit the mark. Stacy Valentine stars in this movie about the famous arrow shooter (played by Kyle Stone) who is more or less directly responsible for all the couplings in this movie.

It turns out that Cupid is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, and he's a bit of a drunk as well. The god Jupiter tells Cupid that he better shape up, and Cupid heads off to try and lead some people to true love before Valentine's Day arrives. However, Cupid manages to put the wrong people together, but this is neither a disappointment for him nor for us, as we get enough hot encounters to keep even the biggest porn fan happy.

The first two encounters are intercut with each other as Stacy and Mark Davis sneak into a storage room in the office building where she works, while Stacy's boss, played by Dillion Day takes the busty and beautiful Keisha on top of his desk. Keisha may have been around for a while, but she still has one of the nicest bodies in the business, and has also retained her eagerness to please. Meanwhile, back in the storage room, we get a reminder why Stacy gives one of the best blowjobs in adult film history.

Later, Stacy finds herself involved in a threesome with Steve Hatcher and Heather Lyn. Steve gets to try both girls out, but the real erotic stuff happens between the two women. Even when Steve cums over both of their faces, the girls prove they can take the climax one step further when they turn toward each other and engage in some hot kissing that results in a fair amount of cum swapping as well.

Keisha returns for the fourth sex sequence in the film, which is a lesbian tryst between her and Shelbee Myne. The highlight of this scene is the sex toy play that goes on between the two girls. After teasing Keisha with a life-like dildo, she returns the favor by plunging a purple-headed toy deep into Shelbee's eager pussy.

Following two more straight scenes with Pat Myne and Heather Lyn, and Dillion Day and Shelbee Myne, Cupid finally gets his chance to shine, as Kyle Stone concludes the movie with a spicy scene with star Stacy Valentine. There's also a injection of a bit of a storyline prior to the last scene, which is nice since the movie up until this point has contained little but non-stop sex. Even though Kyle looks less than appealing in his goofy Cupid outfit, Stacy more than makes up for it by injecting so much animal passion and lust, you won't be able to take your eyes off her. Stacy is so hot in the last scene, it actually elevates the film from being just another average movie into being something worth owning. Although the climax of this scene is a bit of a letdown (Kyle only gets to cum on her breasts...while I'm sure everyone watching will be hoping for a facial), it still turns out to be the hottest scene in the movie, and one that I quickly rewound just to watch Stacy's incredible sucking skills one last time.

The quality of the video and audio for this VCA release is exemplary as usual. The features are above average, although I wish VCA would include more behind the scenes material or bonus footage than they have in recent releases (Booby Trap is one of the recent exceptions to this rule). However, what you do get is some cast bios, trailers, and a slide show, along with the standard chapter selection and company information.

Stupid Cupid is far from Stacy's best adult film, but it does contain all the reminders of what makes her one of the most appealing and popular adult stars. In fact, had another actress besides Stacy Valentine had the lead role in Stupid Cupid, I probably would not be recommending the movie. Stacy is one of those rarities in adult movies, in that her presence alone can often lift a film above the average fare...and I don't need Cupid's influence to state that she is one of the most lovely women ever to grace this industry.

Stacey Valentine Makes This A Winner

By 8" Critic
In my twenty-odd years of porn watching, I've never seen a girl that sucks cock better on camera than Stacy. It's not that she does it for the camera, far from it. At that moment, the only people there are herself, and the lucky guy. It feels almost like a spiritual thing, that she's trying to join with her partner, through a wonderfully oral way. Her eyes lock on her partner's, and almost never drift from them. Everything she feels shows in her eyes as she does this: the excitement, the arousal, the heat. It's as hot as hell to watch, I'm at full mast almost immediately the second Stacy begins.

During Stacy's first scene in this film, Mark Davis lifts and flips Stacy, holding her upside down in a 69 position as he flicks his tongue over her clit in a butterfly motion, and she gobbles his cock. Poor Stacy, she's gonna be dizzy if she stays upside down for too long! After a few minutes of this, Mark has Stacy bend over, and slowly enters her from behind, then lifts and holds up Stacy's left leg, f-rcing her to balance on her right as he plows her. Stacy's working up a sweat, so you know she's getting turned on (I listened to the commentary track on DMJ6 to learn this!). She then lies on her back on some boxes, as Mark screws her shaved cunt. Watch Stacy's reactions, especially her eyes, as Mark fucks her to orgasm. It's a beautiful thing! He ends by jerking-off onto, and into, Stacy's open, waiting and hungry mouth and lips. But after he's done, the son-of-a-bitch tells Stacy he's not going to lose out on his deposit and is going off to the cabin without her! Stacy, if you were mine, the only deposits I'd ever be worried about are the ones I'd be leaving in your mouth!

At the party (which Stacy was f-rced to decorate for, thanks to her boss "volunteering" her for), Cupid has his seat all picked out, figuring he'll be in a target-rich environment. His first arrow of the party ends up in Heather Lynn's fine ass. She goes at Steve Hatcher and Stacy (who's wearing a smokin' low-cut black cocktail dress!). They're a bit shocked at her actions at first, but Cupid helps them out with a couple shots. Off to the bedroom they go, as Cupid sits back and has some more to drink. On the bed, Steve and Heather double team Stacy (who certainly doesn't seem to mind the odds, what a girl!). Steve starts going straight for Stacy's valley, while Heather heads for the mountains. After a couple of minutes, Heather straddles Stacy's face and goes on a tongue ride as Steve continues to eat Stacy out. This quickly changes to Heather kneeling between Stacy's thighs for the McHappy Meal beyond all McHappy Meals, as Steve now eats the kneeling Heather out from behind. Then Steve lies on his back, with Heather riding his face, as Stacy sucks hungrily on his throbbing cock. Stacy winds up on her back again, but now gets fucked hard by Steve with Heather rubbing her clit as he does. They then switch to Heather getting it from Steve doggie style, with her supplying tongue-to-groove on Stacy as she's plowed. The girls then lie on the bed face to face, as Steve rises up and cums on their waiting mouths. The girls swap tongues, spit, & cum lovingly. Stacey wins my heart and makes this flick a bit of a winner, too!


Product Information

True Love is Perfect Unfortunately, His Aim Isn't

Running Time:
1 hrs. 39 mins.
Release Year:
2000
Released:
Jun 28 2000
Starring:
Stacy Valentine, Keisha, Mark Davis, Kyle Stone, Dillion Day, Pat Myne, Shelbee Myne, Steve Hatcher, Heather Lynn