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Timeless

VCA | 1999

With An Ass Like Hers...Time Stands Still.

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Based on 3 Reviews.

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9 min
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Starring:  Mark Davis  Winona Winter 

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20 min
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Starring:  Mark Davis  Alex Dane  Raylin 

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5 min
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16 min
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Starring:  Shayla LaVeaux  Kylie Ireland 

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Starring:  Julie Rage  Steve Hatcher 

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Starring:  Kylie Ireland  Sharon Mitchell 

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Beautiful ladies, some flashes from the past and humor to boot.

By Ms Christine and JC
We have become familiar with a number of Jim Holliday's films along the lines of "Brown-Eyed Blondes", "Eye Candy" and "Eye Candy Refocused". Jim always attracts a bevy of beautiful angels in his productions where there's sex, sex and lots of sex, usually with a lot of women on women. And there is nothing wrong with that. Jim has always been able to attract the likes of Jill Kelly and Sydnee Steele with the addition of a number of up and comers and first timers. With Jill well on her way with her Jill Kelly Productions endeavor, she has not appeared in Jim's recent films. But, that's okay, this professional still knows how to please.

Timeless features a blonde Kylie Ireland. Kylie plays a porn star on the move up in her career but refuses to do an anal scene, which would take her career over the top. And why not, there are not to many women in the business who do not attempt this entry in some way shape or form, tongue, finger, toy or penis. Going through the movie, there are a number of prominent appearances from our favorites from yesteryear, including Sharon Kane, Veronica Hart (who plays a big time director), Miss Sharon Mitchell, Ron Jeremy and Tom Byron. With Tom in the film, you know that someone is going to take it up the ass!

After an introductory shot with Veronica directing Mark Davis and Nico Treasures on a real bad set with some awful orange shag carpeting, we move into the issues surrounding Kylie's concerns. Meeting up with four of the newcomers to the business, Kylie gets a chance to have each of these young stars (including Alex Dane, Nellie Pierce and Raylin) perform the "kiss my ass test". Allowing tongues in her butt must be the beginning of her entry into this new era!

Having decided that enough is enough, Kylie retires from the business, but shares one last relationship in a girl on girl scene with Shayla LaVeaux. Of the three hottest scenes in this movie, this one (along with the multi-girl scene mentioned above) is worth watching a few times. Once completed with her good-byes, Kylie is visited by Ron Jeremy who is "back from the dead". Apparently on the set of one of his last movies, a spark on the set ignited a hair on his back. Unfortunately for Ron, and he admits it, all he can do now is pop in and out and watch other people have sex as opposed to actually having any. Those are the breaks, I guess, when you are dead.

Also dropping in is Mr. Holliday himself. Warning about a curse if she retires, he begins a journey through history of the female adult-film star. Moving back through time, Kylie sees other female sex stars of their era. Curious as to where these stars are today, her fairy godmothers of this journey inform the star of that they are all living in a trailer park because they wouldn't do anal. How about that for "tough love"? Take it up the ass and continue to be a real star in the industry or don't and end up living in a trailer park!

In the last scene of the movie, Kylie meets up with Tom Byron. Having the bottom-dweller reputation, we know what will happen next. With his short bleached top haircut, Tom looks like he could be part of one of today's latest all-boy bands. After some real heavy foreplay, including a very generous cock sucking on Tom's large member, Kylie takes it up the ass and realizes what she has been missing. Happy to be back and on top, no pun intended, Kylie is now able to live and prosper happily ever after.

Jim always leaves us breathing heavy from a ton of great sex, and this movie is no exception. The scenes are well-shot with a good deal of time put into developing the '60's, '70's and '80's--complete with a soundtrack to remind us of what time frame we were in.

Too bad there was a time limit on this DVD…

By 5 Star Cum God
Commentary:

Timeless has a humorous story line that was very enjoyable and far better than your average adult film. This feature also contains tons of hardcore anal sex with slight dash of foot fetish. The sexy Kylie Ireland plays the role of a popular, bitchy pornstar that refuses to do anal penetration. Through a hex and a series of Ghosts of Porn's Past she is enlighten to be a nice starlet and get it up the ass. The story kind of resembles Charles Dickens' A Christmas Story except you have to remove the Christmas part and add the anal part.

This film is full of some hot-ass sex scenes as well as beautiful girls. Mark Davis and Nico Treasures start this film out with an erotic bang. They begin with standing 69 that looks like it could be a WWF move. Next they start screwing with an erotic, raw passion that engulfs them in a state of sweat dripping lust. They finish the scene with a long hardcore anal penetration.

The next scene stars Kylie in a poolside fuck-fest with Raylin, Alex Dane, Nellie Pierce, and Mark Davis. The sex was incredible and definitely the highlight of this movie. All four girls are absolutely stunning, especially Raylin. This was the first time I saw her in an adult film and enjoyed watching every inch of her body. Each girl takes turns fucking Mark while the other three have a little lesbian orgy. This scene has it all pussy licking, dick sucking, ass licking, 69's, anal penetration, numerous sex positions and foot sucking.

The first two scenes set up Kylie's bitchy, stuck-up character. Then the Ghosts of Porn's Past enter her dressing room. Each ghost shows her a sex scene that contains deep meaning regarding the trials of Kylie's life. The first scene establishes how Kylie is surrounded by hate as two friends engage in some hot lesbian action. After witnessing her friends betrayal Kylie decides to quit the porn industry and runs to her friend Shayla LaVeux who consoles her with some hot lesbian sex. This scene was intense and these two cover all the bases: pussy licking, ass licking, foot and high heel sucking, double- ended dildo action and dildo anal penetration.

The next three ghosts show Kylie various sex scenes from the 60's, 70's, and 80's. Each scene is fairly decent and shows Kylie what happens to pornstars who quit the business or refuse to take it up the ass. Finally Kylie takes all she has learned and in the grand finale sex scene she fucks Tom Bryon and you will have to see if she gets it in the pooper.

Overall this DVD has something for everyone. The story line is entertaining and funny which is perfect for a couple's flick. For the solo guy or girl (straight or lesbian), there is a wide range of different sex scenes including two lesbian scenes, three straight one-on-one's, one four girls on one guy and one two girls on two guys. The majority of the sex is hardcore and almost every scene includes tons of anal penetration. There is also an added bonus of foot fetish. The women are beautiful and showed intense enthusiasm for their sex scenes.

The Disc:

The film was shot in many different colorful sets and locations, which was complimented by the exceptional video quality. The colors and lighting worked off each other to bring a vibrant, rich feeling to the film. The audio was mixed to perfection. The features were lacking with only scene access, cast bios and other VCA trailers.

Timeless

By Mark Kernes
In what must be Jim Holliday's most approachable feature in recent memory, porn star/bitch Kylie Ireland manages to piss off just about everybody around her--until a redneck-sounding Holliday propels her into the misty world of porn present and past (mostly past). Ron Jeremy, Sharon Kane and Sharon Mitchell are among Kylie's guides to scenes depicting nastiness, sexual and otherwise, from which Kylie's supposed to learn lessons--and within which scripters N.D. Mann and Max Sparber (at least one of whom, we suspect, is/are Holliday himself) comment on the political implications of porn, what the "good old days" (and performers) were really like, and other lively topics.

Expect to see some faces that no longer much appear in vids, like Nico Treasures, Julie Rage, Raylin and Kimberly Jade (which'll give you an idea when this feature was made). But the action is searingly hot--Kylie does anal, as do several others--and the script (if not all of those performing the lines) is well worth keeping fingers off the Fast-Forward button.

The image seems soft at times, but there's little pixelation in darder sections. Eight animated buttons control the jumps. The "cast" button leads to a series of screens highlighting individual actresses and containing a button to her scene--a nice touch! Trailers for three VCA discs are available, as well as a photo gallery/slide show of stills from TIMELESS.

This is a well-engineered disc, and perhaps a "gateway" volume for customers unfamiliar with Holliday's other work, so suggest it to those poor, un-car-washed customers.