Teagan: All-American Girl

After pleasing the fetish crowd with her performance in Teagan: Erotique, fans get to see the lighter, more fun...but no less nasty...side of Ms. Presley in Digital Playground's Teagan: All-American Girl, which begins the way any title with Teagan should begin: by her taking it up the ass from a hot porn stud!

The stud in question is none other than Evan Stone, who spots Teagan jumping rope outside...he "lures" her in with some candy, and then slides his cock in her from behind. While having his cock in her ass, Evan lifts Teagan up into a standing reverse cowgirl position, so viewers can get a good look at the anal penetration. After a bit more anal in a standard version of the reverse cowgirl position, Evan jerks his cum onto Teagan's tongue and into her mouth.

Think no one can top Teagan for drop-dead beauty on this DVD? Well, you may be right...but a close look at redhead Sarah Blake should at least get you to do some second guessing. Spending time feeding some ducks outside (okay, they are actually "fake ducks", but stay with me here, people), she is approached by Marco Duato who can't help but take advantage of the situation. After Sarah leans down to pick up a "duck" and manages to get the front of her top soaking wet (she's not wearing a bra, in case you didn't guess already), Marco starts making out with her and eventually penetrates her in the reverse cowgirl, cowgirl and doggy positions before ending with a pop-shot onto her tongue and down off of her chin.

Sucking a huge lollipop, Teagan's second scene is a solo one, where she spends a lot of time posing for the camera and a little bit of time rubbing her pussy. Teagan is also on hand for the next scene - but in mostly a non-sexual way - as she joins Kelly Kline and Scott Nails for some action. As the scene begins, Teagan and Kelly are washing a car - although most of the sponging and soaping seems to be of each other, rather than the automobile! Scott shows up and Kelly begins to give him a blowjob, then takes some standing doggy from behind, with Teagan there to help guide Scott's cock into Kelly's pussy. Scott concludes the scene with a shot to Kelly's face, but unfortunately Ms. Kline chooses to keep her mouth firmly clamped shut during the climax.

I was excited to see Paola Ray among the performers on this release, and kind of saddened to see that she pretty much only poses for the cameras - wearing an orange outfit while blowing soap bubbles. She only rubs her pussy slightly during the scene...and I'm not even sure this one qualifies as a solo masturbation sequence, since Paola never really penetrates her pussy with her finger or any other object.

One of the best scenes in Teagan: All-American Girl features Hillary Scott playing a student who has just gotten an "F" on her latest paper and is about to be punished by Marco Duato. After lightly spanking and teasing her with a plastic ruler, Marco gets Hillary to give him a blowjob, and then she mounts him in the cowgirl position, reaching back at one point to finger her own asshole. Marco then fucks her anally in both the doggy and reverse cowgirl positions, wrapping things up with a very nice cumshot into her mouth and onto her face.

Teagan Presley returns in the next scene to have a little fun with baked goods...and with sexy blonde (and new Digital Playground Contract Girl) Jana Cova. While the lesbian action here is by no means "intense," the girls do have a lot of fun - using cherries, icing and cupcakes to tease one another's bodies, and there is a bit of pussy licking between the two gals as well.

The next to last scene is also a bit of a lesbian pairing, although it technically qualifies more as a solo scene. Holly Morgan and Teagan appear in this sequence, which begins with Teagan blindfolding Holly, spinning her around and leading her to a piñata - which she naturally beats the hell out of until the candy starts spurting out. Among the candy, however, is a small white vibrator, which Holly plays with while Teagan watches.

The movie ends on a high-note, with Teagan in bed with a Scott Nails. Teagan starts writing on Scott's chest. I don't recall what the exact wording was, but it was something to the effect of: "I'm Bored. Wake Up and Fuck Me!" Oh, why oh why can't all of us have women like this in our lives? Scott does indeed give Teagan what she wants - pounding her anally in the spoon and reverse cowgirl positions and then jerking his load onto her tongue and face.

Those not familiar with Digital Playground's round of Celeste-directed titles will probably want to take note that the soundtrack here is music-only - meaning you won't be able to hear the moans and groans of the performers while they are having sex. The picture is presented in the widescreen format and has been anamorphically enhanced for those viewers who are lucky enough to own a widescreen TV. The audio is presented in 5.1 Dolby.

The bonus features on this DVD include a humorous 9-minute look behind the scenes that includes some nice "jabs" at director of photography Robby D., as well as that Asian guy who plays "Cody Law" in the Jack's Playground movies and tends to pop up every now and again in a non-sex role in some of Digital's features. Also included on the disc are a text biography of Teagan, a photo gallery, and a nice number of trailers - including the one for this release.

This one's almost a no-brainer...if you're a fan of Teagan, you're going to be a fan of Teagan: All-American Girl. It will make a very nice addition to that shrine to all things Ms. Presley you're building in your basement. Or is that just me?!

Love the visual artistry the director was going for, but I think she could have given us the option of having a second audio track with the sex noises. However, the music was moving, the porn stars were at their best, and the director and editor really painted a masterpiece of art.