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Smoke Me

Erotic Angel | 1997

Smoke It And Stroke It!

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Based on 3 Reviews.
Director:  Cash Markman

Starring:  Johnni Black  Kyle Stone 

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Where There's Smoke, There's Fire!

By Spooky
SMOKE ME isn't the best Cash Markman movie to date, but what it lacks in plot and humor, it makes up for in a couple of hot lesbian scenes, plus some good old fashioned sex between the stars. The movie feels as if it is the first chapter in an ongoing series, but since the original date of production is 1997, I can only assume that the videotape release of this film never caught on with fans enough to entice either the director or studio to make another film.

SMOKE ME, which seems to have originally been entitled "Smoke Me Farrah", begins with Kyle Stone, who plays a character called "Winkler", smuggling in some special Farrah-brand cigars to Johnni Black in a run-down apartment. Apparantly, the cigars are so good, they turn people on sexually, and they don't take long to effect Johnni as she demands sex from Kyle. Kyle, however is worried about "Rutger" (played by Alec Metro) who is after him, and after the secret of the cigars. Kyle does take the time to do it with Johnni and shoots a nice load onto her lips in what is the movie's only facial. The two then make a quick exit out the window as Alec enters soon thereafter.

Alec notices one of the cigars and picks it up to examine it. He notices the label, "Smoke Me Farrah", and he is able to track down the maker of the cigar at a local bar. He is taken to the back of the bar where he meets Farrah who tells him a little about the cigars, but spends a lot of time grabbing at his crotch. I was sure all this foreplay was going to result in a hot scene between Farrah and Alec, but instead Alec has a fantasy about doing Raylene and Brooke Ashley in a tropical sort of setting, that could easily pass for the location of the tribal council on "Survivor". Alec, however, is not going to let his torch be extinguished until he does both Brooke and Raylene, and of course the two girls share some hot action as well. Although this three-way has little to do with the rest of the movie, seeing the sexy Raylene in action is always enjoyable, and the climax is nice too, as Alec cums on her ass and we watch it drip off Raylene into Brooke's waiting lips.

Back at the bar, Alec meets up with "Greenspoon", played with relish by Frank Bukkwyd. He tells Alec that the only way he can come to understand Winkler is to get to know what he likes. Alec decides he will do just that, but it results in him becoming poisoned. I won't tell you how this happens, because it is one of the best (although very obvious) jokes in the movie. Alec rushes off to the bathroom sick, and he once again fantasizes about the tropical island setting, this time he watches as Farrah and Bobbi Bliss engage insome hot lesbian action. Careful viewers will notice some of the great graffiti in the bathroom, including my person favorite, written right above the urinal: "What are youlooking here for? The joke is in your hand!"

Alec leaves the bathroom and engages in more conversation with Greenspoon. Alec tells about how he has been tracking Winkler, and recalls when he saw Kyle with Randi Lee in yet another tropical setting, this time in an outhouse. Not the most sensual of places to engage in sex, but it somehow works for this scene.

In the climax of this movie, Farrah and Raylene have some fun on top of the bar, doing things with their cigars that only the President would be able to tell you about. This is a particularly hot scene, mostly due to Farrah and Raylene's passion as they enjoy getting each other off.

If there is one thing that particularly sets this movie apart from other adult films, it is the chance that Alec Metro gets in this movie to use his acting skills. In most of the other movies I have seen him in, he is given a supporting role, and usually has little, if any dialogue. In this movie, he is clearly the star, and he shows that he has the ability to be the male lead and does a fine job with his character. Of course, the sex doesn't disappoint either, as writer and director Cash Markman always seems to provide sexual situations that deliver the heat, yet still provide an aspect that you haven't seen before in a film. This time, it is the dangerous habit of some of these women having sex while holding a lit cigar. I can only imagine how at unease some of the actors felt, wondering if any of their vital organs were about to be burned off in the heat of passion!

The video and audio are exemplary, as is par for the course with a Digital Playground release. The features are somewhat on the slim side, offering chapter stops, a slide show and a photo gallery, plus the strip blackjack feature for those with a computer and a DVD-ROM drive.

Farrah and friends light up the screen in "Smoke Me."

By 8" Critic
Forget "Smoke Me!" The title of this disc ought to be "Stroke Pe" - as in "PENIS!" That's what I was fully prepared to do upon seeing foxy Farrah on the box cover of this DVD Simply put, Farrah is one fine looking lady. In fact, you could say she's "SMOKIN'!" Believe it or not, I'm actually kind of miffed about that fact. That's because I can't figure out why - if Farrah's physical appearance is so pleasing - I haven't seen her before in the hundreds of skin flicks I've watched on behalf of this website.

It kind of makes me wonder... I mean, what's the story with this gal? Why aren't Digital Playground, Erotic Angel, and the other adult film production companies for whom she's worked featuring her more prominently in the DVD promotions they do? At first, I thought maybe she retired from doing skin flicks. But then I perused the web and found no less than 25 titles in which she plays a part. A few, in fact, were released in Y2K. So, my theories that she may be acting under another stage name (a la another star of this movie, Korean-born Brooke Ashly, who used to call herself "Fantasia") or perhaps even joined a monastery proved to be unfounded.

Hoping to learn more about this honey, I will be asking "The 8" Critic" to see if his pal Samantha over at Digital Playground can find out what Farrah's story is. Samantha's one of the nicest, brightest ladies in the biz, so if anyone can get to the bottom of this for me, she can. Regardless of her findings, though, I'm still holding onto this disc for reasons of personal pleasure. I suggest you buy one too - if for nothing else than to have some scenes of Farrah in your porn collection.

Based on the antics I've seen on this DVD, there's no reason Farrah should have remained anonymous to me for so long. Before I get to Farrah, however, I should tell you a little bit about the plot of this movie. It's kind of intriguing as it revolves around a special brand of cigars, called "Farrahs." Whoever smokes one of these stogies immediately gets all hot and bothered, and wants to mess around with anyone they see. The end result is plenty of smouldering straight and lesbian sex. Basically, whoever's in the room when a "Farrah" is lit is prone to promiscuity. That's evident from the get go in this flick when Kyle Stone (aka "Winkler) shows up at blonde haired Johnny Black's pad and hands her a "Farrah" cigar to suck on. Soon, Johnny wants to smoke more than her hand rolled stogies. Unfortunately, Kyle's thoughts are elsewhere. He's more concerned about a trench coat wearing man named "Rutger" (excellently played by Alec Metro), who has been following him in an attempt to find out why the "Farrahs" get people fired up sexually. If "Rutger," (whom Stone soon spots hanging around outside the apartment) wants a first hand glimpse of the cigar's power, all he has to do is peak through Johnny's window, where she and Kyle are busy having sex.

A hot and horny encounter takes place in which Kyle dolls out some cunnilingus while Johnny puffs on her Farrah and balances an ash tray on her stomach. Then, the two strip down, and Kyle fucks Johnny missionary and doggy prior to blowing a wad in her mouth and down her chin. Just as Kyle and Johnny finish up, Metro breaks into the room, prompting the two of them to (literally) streak naked out the window and down the fire escape. Alec checks the room for clues, but his only lead is a label advertising the brand of the cigar - "Smoke Me Farrah." (Note: This was actually the original title of this flick, but for some reason they shortened it to "Smoke Me" when it was copied onto DVD.). Soon, Alec tracks down the cigar maker (the lovely Farrah) at a local bar she owns. The two meet in a back room, where they make small talk about cigars. Unfortunately, they never have any sex. The closest they come is when Farrah does a little over-the-pants cock grabbing. So, unless you're into plot or cigar smoking or both, I suggest you scroll onto the next scene. It's a fantasy sequence involving Alec getting it on with raven haired Raylene and oriental cutie Brooke Ashley.

The exotic locale in which the encounter takes place looks akin to the set of "Gilligan's Island." Believe me, though, when you see Raylene and Brooke get busy, you won't be confusing them with old Mrs. Howell or innocent Mary Ann. And, when Alec pulls out his prick, I doubt anyone will be calling him "little buddy" as the Skipper did to Gilligan. Ah, but I digress... Getting back to the action, this 2-on-1 starts out with a bit of muff diving from both Alec and the girls. Of course, the ladies eventually dyke it out as well. The lesbian stuff continues throughout the vignette, even when Metro is pounding on one of the babes pussies with his condom covered cock. I'd also be remiss here if I didn't give props to the cameraman (I believe his moniker is "Captain Bob.") who shot this scene. He really does a nice job. The highlight of his work comes at the end of the clip, where there's a terrific view of Alec unloading on Raylene's ass while Brooke lies underneath the two of them and licks up the excess love juices. Good stuff!!!

Alec apparently agrees with my assessment of the situation. In fact, he likes his fantasy so much that he ends up having another one - featuring Farrah and Bobbi bliss - a few minutes later. Actually, it's more of a hallucination than a fantasy, brought on by some poison wine he drinks while talking shop with a bar regular named "Greenspoon" (sarcastically played by Frank Bukkwyd in an over-the-top performance). Although the poison doesn't harm Alec, it would be a small price to pay in exchange for the dyke sex he gets to witness. Simply put, Bobbi and Farrah are as passionate as can be. Oh, and for all you fans of "low brow" humor, there's some hilarious comments written on the walls of the bathroom where Alec gets sick. Even the "Graffilthy" writers from Hustler Magazine would be proud to call a few of these quotes their own.

Speaking of bathrooms, that's exactly where Kyle Stone and Randi Lee have anal sex in the next scene. To be more precise, the hiney humping takes place in - of all places - an outhouse! The ass blasting is so intense I'm surprised the darn walls didn't fall down around the two of them. A classic cum shot to the butt ends this clip on a sticky, wet note. Lest we forget, though, the plot of this movie revolves around Metro's search for the secret behind Farrah's cigars. This, of course, leads him back to the bar, where he finds Farrah and Raylene playing around on the counter. Eventually, the cigars take center stage when they're used by the girls in some "interesting" ways. If the folks over at "Doc Johnson" don't have a copyright on cigar shaped dildos, this clip is reason enough to take one out from the patent office right away! Pardon the pun, but this is one "smoking" scene!

By the time I finished watching this disc, I realized that I'm now officially two-for-two in finding quality DVDs to review since returning from the Adult Video News (AVN) awards in Las Vegas last week. Without a doubt, this one is definitely a keeper. And I'm not just blowing "smoke" here! Truly, it was a lot of fun to watch. It was a lot of fun to review too. And it just misses getting one of the first "Critic's Choice" awards for 2001 from yours truly. If you ask me, that's not a bad situation for this disc to be in.

Smoke Me just plain smokes

By the glide
Digital Playground strikes again..the opening credits, which lamely flashed by, made me think that I had wasted my money on this one. WRONG. This movie, centering around the love of a fine cigar, is one of the hottest that I have seen in quite a while. Starting with a smokin' scene featuring the lovely Johnni Black, it begins with her having her pussy licked, with an ash tray on her belly and smoking her fine cigar. This is followed by a hot screw and then an incredible cumshot into her mouth, complete with amazing action by her serpent-like tongue.

Next we have a fantasy scene featuring Brooke Ashley, Alec Metro, the incredible Raylene, and, of course, a cigar. If your lover has ever considered a threesome, this is the scene to watch with them. Both women go at each other and team up to give Alec the ride of his life. Of particular note was the site of Brooke chewing on Raylene's nipples while Alec buries his tongue in Raylene's pussy. An incredible fuck is had by all, culminating in cum dripping down Raylene's pussy into Brooke's mouth.

A nice lesbian scene follows featuring Farrah, the star of this flick, and Bobbi Bliss, with no cigar present. Farrah's tits more than make up for the real lack of steam in this scene. The cigars return in the next scene, with Randee Lee and Kyle Stone fucking in an outhouse. The sight of Randee riding up and down on Kyle's cock is a sight to behold. Kyle fucks her up the butt and finishes off by shooting his load all over her ass.

The flick finishes off with a wonderful lesbian scene featuring Raylene and Farrah. The sight of these two women together brought a rise to my Levis, not that previous scenes hadn't kept me turned on throughout the whole film. Of course, the two ladies get jiggy with a cigar, sliding it all over Farrah's body and then climaxing by grinding their pussys together, their incredible tits bouncing, on top of the bar.

If you haven't figured it out yet, I loved this movie and recommend it to all. Plot...who cares? The sex is extremely hot.

Product Information

Smoke It And Stroke It!

Running Time:
1 hrs. 20 mins.
Release Year:
1997
Released:
Aug 25 2000
Starring:
Farrah, Raylene, Kyle Stone, Johnni Black, Brooke Ashley (I), Alec Metro, Bobbi Bliss, Frank Bukkwyd, Randee Lee