Cheerleaders Misbehavin' 2

Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover. Take, for instance, this little number from Plum Productions. Cheerleaders Misbehavin' 2: The Coach's House. The title says it all. You know you're gonna get a whole lot of pom-pom-powered passion in palatial pad. But this certainly doesn't mean the book isn't worth reading.

Jeanie Rivers gets top billing in the plotless romp. However, you could consider the cheerleader uniform she shares with Dru Berrymoore, Adajja and Envy for a co-starring role. Sure, it gets shed rather quickly in each scene, but it establishes the tone without any troublesome dialogue. Not to mention, the "MVHS" printed on it makes for fun interpretations like "Meet my Vulva's Hot Spot", which seems to be the invitation extended to any guy lucky enough to get these fine young things into the magical confines of coach's house.

Most porn consumers don't care how or why the girls got there and neither do the folks at Plum. The film runs about an hour and twenty minutes and contains four scenes of about twenty minutes each - no story, just five lascivious ladies given a forum to show how nice it is to be nasty. Following the lead of Cheerleaders Misbehavin' 2's no-frills layout, I'll start with the best scene first. (And the winner is...)

Perhaps my judgement has fallen prey to the "more is better" effect, but the hands-down-hottest interlude happens when Berrymore teams up with bad-ass new-comer Nikita Denise to take on Billy Glide. (Read more about Nikita Denise in Adult DVD Empire's feature on scorching new starlets.) In my experience, I've not seen a woman that can stoke the star-fucker fantasy-fire like Berrymoore can. From some angles she's a dead ringer for the alternately spelled bride of Tom Green. Of course, it's her vehement devotion to her cravings that truly fan the flames. She alone could steal the show; so when she joins with Denise, things just get out of hand. Since Berrymoore apparently has dibs on the varsity threads, Denise is left to don classic porn gear - latex mini-skirt, latex bikini-style top and high heels. Yet another choice European import to the valley of sin (like Berrymoore), Denise looks like a less taut Rebecca Lord. She seems a bit nastier too, which I count as a plus.

After shoving, Glide onto porn's most classic prop, the couch, Dru decides she'd like to have a little sashimi to whet her appetite. Being an agreeable sort of gal, Nikita gladly obliges her. Not one to take these things sitting down, Glide takes advantage of Berrymoore's poised and prone hind side, swabbing her deck from stem to stern. But these aren't selfish lasses. Driven to a frenzied state, they promptly attend to his swollen need. And goodness do they have skills. While they know how to share, it seems neither can get enough as they take turns devouring the bulk of Glide's thick mast.

Naturally, they all get a chance to be in the catbird seat of double duty. And if you thought Mr. Ed was a lucky horse because he could talk, you'll be more than a little jealous of Mr. Glide as he takes on a double mount from Dru and Nikita - and these cowgirls don't ride sidesaddle.

But where Jeanie Rivers is concerned, she's not just naughty. She's a bit deceitful, as you find when she fakes a knee injury to get a pass into the special abode. However, she doesn't seem to get her feathers ruffled when her ruse is discovered. Quite the contrary, Rivers is more than happy to get right to the business of gorging herself on Chuck Martino. Not to slight any of her other charming traits, but her mouth is captivating. With the fullest of lips and a welcoming manner, it seems made to consume cocks. She even sheds tears trying to take his totem to the ground. At one point while he was going at her from behind, I was also delighted to see Rivers insist that Martino keep at it. He was about to let up, but because she was about to cum, she would have no part of it. I like to see a porn player intent on getting off. It lets me know that not only does she take pride in her work, she enjoys her work. I wish I had that kind of on the job feedback.

Envy's pairing with Lee Stone and Adajja's duet with Cheyne Collins round out the bill. Envy and Stone's go around is goes down fine, but it's Adajja that deserves a little virtual ink. Few members have seen a wrath like Adajja's. She needs Collins' bone like a baker kneads dough. Although, it's during Adajja's scene that we get a glimpse of how little Plum likes to edit, when a good doggy-style pounding is interrupted by the ever-awkward queef. Though this snafu is ultimately offset by Adajja's tenacity.

The box claims Cheerleaders 2 has movie trailers. Though where it says previews, I found only a batch of small cover photos. But this shouldn't deter anyone interested in seeing some foxy femmes shed their uniforms from getting in the game.