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Semen Gobblers

Platinum X Pictures | 2005

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Based on 1 Review.
Director:  David Luger

Starring:  Claudio Meloni  Kaiya Lynn 


Starring:  John Strong  Kamila 



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Gobbledygook

By Diesel
When all is said and done, SEMEN GOBBLERS is little more than your average and uninspired gonzo porn with a minimum of creativity in both direction and execution. It's not that I hold high standards or expectation when it comes to these types of fuck flicks, but it is more than a bit disappointing to see the lack of creative effort here. Beginning with the annoying Platinum Pictures logo seen throughout on the bottom right-hand side of the screen (why must the viewer be visually subjected to this ugly watermark when studios should find other avenues in asserting their copyright?), and continuing with the lazy, predictable set-ups in each scene, SEMEN GOBBLERS is a somewhat of a chore to watch. The attractive cast of female talent do their best to overcome the limitations of this generic production, and certainly, the swallowing theme is performed to technical perfection with each girl.

Over the years, I've had the pleasure of reviewing some exceptional gonzo, such as Chico Wang's MOUTH 2 MOUTH, Tyrone Shuz's EROTICA XXX, and Erik Everhard's 4 WAY WHORES. All these titles (and others) clearly show signs of ambition and an attempt to elevate this incredibly popular but woefully hackneyed sub-genre of adult. Their creative variations on the gonzo and wall-to-wall productions (such as introductory girl-girl action, sexy shots of the girls posing seductively, deep French kissing and other forms of foreplay by the participants, and even just general on-camera banter) set their flicks apart from every other carelessly and soullessly churned out title. Yet David Luger seems content to just giving us the same ol' stuff Anabolic-derived stuff again and again and again. The girls are introduced briefly, on either a couch or a bed, and usually while they are in the middle of being groped by their obvious sex partner (or partners, in this case of the last two of six scenes). They dive into oral sex, get flipped around for some vaginal fucking, open up their cheeks for some backdoor action, do a bit of vagina- or ass-to-mouth work, and then position themselves for the cumshot and swallowing which is done in close-up. Now of course, this is the basic formula for almost every piece of smut, but SEMEN GOBBLERS does it so matter-of-factly, that the whole act feels emotion-less, despite the dirty talk and explicit action. And in this competitive marketplace, it just isn't enough. I can't recommend this flick when there are so many other similarly themed videos deserving your hard-earned dollar.

Physically and anatomically speaking, however, the hardcore conduct cannot be faulted. The sexual workout is every bit as active and as well-executed as one might expect from Platinum X Pictures. There are six complete fuck and suck scenes featuring Asian-American Kaiya Lynn who is paired with Claudio Meloni; then Tia Sweets and Steve Taylor; followed by Kamila and John Strong; then lovely covergirl Dana Duval with Mark Wood; Mahila (a hot African-American who looks great in her purple sex kitten outfit) in a threesome with Messrs. Meloni and Taylor; then finally Dakota Cameron and Alberto Rey and Steve French.

Of the set-ups, only Kaiya Lynn (who, in certain angles, kind of resembles Sung Hi Lee) truly excites from beginning to end. She approaches her scene slowly and kittenishly, stroking Claudio's crotch extensively before gobbling him down. Her facial expressions during the spooning fuck and missionary anal entry are arousing and believable, and the cum-eating (done mostly with her hands as it overflows from her lips) is worth the price of admission. Miss Duval serves up a good, dirty talk monologue, but the delivery is monotoned and f-rced ("I just graduated high school...I'm 18 years old...Do you want to come play with me?") and the hardcore action is labored, though she does the job admirably. Assuming she sticks around the business long enough, Miss Duval will get better as her workload increases. As for the other girls, Mahila should be of particular interest to fans of interracial lust, while Dakota Cameron is sure to please big tit lovers with her 34 D's and her "ass match"-ing posterior. Again, the girls do well, but the direction is lackluster.

Bonus materials on this DVD are notable for Tia Sweets' gasping, gurgling and gagging "point of view" blowjob on director Luger, followed by Dakota's oral performance accentuated by the occasional tit-fucking. Other than that, the photo gallery and website information are all the same, uninspired, standard stuff much like the main feature itself.

Product Information

Synopsis:

These 6 sluts are hungry for the cum!

Running Time:
2 hrs. 52 mins.
Release Year:
2005
Released:
Feb 09 2006
Starring:
Mark Wood, John Strong, Tia Sweets, Kaiya Lynn, Alberto Rey, Mahlia Milian, Claudio Meloni, Steven French, Steve Taylor, Dana Duval, Kamila, Dakota Cameron