All Reviews by Not in Cleveland
Bobby SoxStudio: VividWatchable PornThis was a very watchable porno for couples. The plot had good guys, bad guys, fair actors, and some good sex.
The biggest drawback was the poor audio quality. Some actors were so quiet you had to crank up the volume, then another actor in the same scene would be shouting!
I'd actually watch this one again. Regarding HineyStudio: Coast to CoastNot Even CloseWow. The plot line of this movie isn't even close to what is described. A dildo accident? That never happened. The guy that writes the synopsis should at least watch the movies before he writes about them. This is basically a re-released movie from the 80's about a guy that wants anal, but his wife doesn't. The two anal scenes are from an adult movie the husband is watching. The 3 stars are for the passable sex scenes. John Leslie 4 On 1Studio: VCAGreat Couples Movie(s)This is a collection of four full length movies directed by John Leslie. All four feature an honest to goodness plot, and the sex scenes show women getting off, not just the men. Although the actors try hard (no pun intended), the acting is the weakest link. But the sex is hot and bonus: no tats or spitting! Big Lebowski, The: A XXX Parody (Disc 1)Studio: New SensationsA Must See for Parody LoversThis was as much fun to watch as movie entertainment as it was as an erotic film. Congrats to the production company for bringing together talented writing, directing and (dare I say it?) acting for this film. The sex is hot, and the plot is fun. Although I will admit there are a lot of quotes and references from the original film, so it would help if you are a fan of the original. Batman XXX: A Porn ParodyStudio: Vivid-Axel BraunLots of funA very good parody. The sets, costumes and actors are spot on. I loved the rope-climb-up-the-side-of-a-building scene. The actors pulled this off with cheesy perfection. Lots of fun and a good couples movie. HamletStudio: HeatwaveParli italiano?This is an Italian movie with the actors (of course) speaking Italian. The problem is the DVD offers no option to choose another language, or even for English sub-titles.
My GF and I decided to sit through it just for the novelty of watching foreign porn. Unfortunately the sex is not very erotic. The old joke Q. "What is Italian foreplay?" A. "Brace yourself, Bridgette!" appears to be true. The men don't seem remotely interested in foreplay and just hammer away.
Anal sex seems to be the preference for the men so if you're into it there's that I guess.
The one good thing about the movie is the sex scenes are short, so there is plenty of different sex scenes, just not a lot of variety. Hammer away with no foreplay, go for the back door. Definitely not a couples movie. Alice (Disc 1)Studio: Cal VistaAnother Wasted ConceptThe idea of a porn version of Alice in Wonderland is great. Unfortunately the ideas must have ended at the conceptual stage. The modern take on Alice and the great looking actors are the only reason I give this two stars. The actual sex scenes are boring with a capital "B". I actually almost fell asleep watching this movie. When sex scenes drag on for 25 minutes, you aren't going to get much variety in the already limited vanilla type sex offered here. Scooby-Doo: A XXX Parody (Disc 1)Studio: New SensationsBest Parody Film I've SeenI was very surprised at the level of professionalism throughout this movie. Everything from set and costume design to scriptwriting to sound and lighting were on par with some Hollywood movies. Even the acting was above porn movie standards! The sex was hot and non-repetitive with one of the best girl-on-girl scenes I've ever watched. The only reason I didn't give this 5 stars was the movie had to throw in a couple of spit scenes. I mean really? Spitting on someone is supposed to be erotic? Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXXStudio: X-PlayWhy BotherThese are the kind of porn movies that make no sense to me. It's the same exact 30 minute sex scene over and over and just substitute the actors.
This is pure whack-off fodder. I don't understand why they even bothered to slip in the 15-20 minutes of the so called plot.
I believe this is the first porn movie I got so bored with I shut if off about half way through it. Star Trek: The Next Generation -- A XXX Parody (Disc 1)Studio: Digital SinDefinitely in the top 10One of the top ten adult video films of the year. One of the few that actually take a stab at a plot, and it works! The stars are hot, the sex is great. The other studio that tried to do a Star Trek parody should take notes.
There were some unintentional laughs during the last sex scene when Dr. Crusher is gagging going down on the captain. The repetitive sounds of "mmmm...mmm...GAAACK!" had my girlfriend in tears she was laughing so hard.