All Reviews by Porn Fiend
Barely Legal #1Studio: Hustlervery enjoyable filmAll the girls in this are pretty. The last two, Cherry Chase and Anastasia Blue, were my favorites. Alysin Chaynes is in all her glory here. I don't care for watching the girls pee, but that's what FF is for. The one downer to this series is how many hot girls don't go on to have long careers. Cherry Chase should have been a major star. Barely Legal #2Studio: HustlerRent ThisEvery woman in this was attractive and into it except one. The last scene a couple is joined by another woman who takes anal, but is clearly tense about it. The rest of the action is well worth seeing. The peeing was odd but thankfully only lasts seconds and isn't a big distraction. Rent this. Our StoryStudio: Erotic AngelCherry Mirage is a goddessThere are four sex scenes, and three of them feature Cherry Mirage, the girl on the cover. With her creamy skin, long brown hair and big blue eyes, you would never think she was a porn star, which is exactly my type. Her natural D cups, curvy thighs and high enthusiasm make every scene of hers worth watching. She does a black guy, a girl, and finally Chris Cannon. The only reason it only gets 3 stars is that none of the scenes are especially long by today's standards. 10-15 minutes isn't nearly long enough, especially with no real tease to speak of before the action starts. Still, Cherry is one of the hottest ever and this is well worth a rental. Barely Legal #4Studio: HustlerBoring IndeedHow could an edition of Barely Legal be boring? This one is, and I should have listened to the other reviewers. The sound quality is awful, picture decent. Adriana Sage is the only reason this gets 2 stars. The women simply weren't motivated at all. They were very pretty but very disinterested. And what's with all the peeing? This is a bad fetish film. Avoid. WhispersStudio: New Sensationsgorgeous women and great picture qualityI was very pleasantly surprised at how sharp the picture is despite the age of this film. It looks like it could have been shot this year. Most impressive are the scenes with Sydney Steele and the one with Sana Fey, which I watched three times. Nice settings and music, lingerie that accentuates the women's beauty, a great cast, this really has it all. For whatever grief the old style of porn gets for being cheesy, this is the classy and even elegant side I miss when watching the plotless gonzo films of today. The only downside is that the scenes are fairly short by today's standards, averaging no more than ten minutes each. They're full scenes, but I was left wanting more. Still, that's always a sign of quality. Gang Bang Angels #8Studio: Elegant AngelMust See 4 Daniella Rush FansIt's one scene about 80 minutes long. They take time to let the "customers" in the porn shop scope her out and she teases them at first. Then the action starts. The camera work was outstanding, centering on Daniella the entire time. The picture quality is great for a film from 1999. The pacing is excellent, with guys taking turns. BJ's at first, then intercourse with BJ's, then anal, then DP's. Then she kneels so each guy can finish with a facial, one at a time. No verbal abuse, dumb remarks were few and harmless. Daniella Rush has a perfect face and body and was eager all the way. This is outstanding and I'm going to buy it. Barely Legal #16Studio: HustlerAngel is gorgeousWhen you watch an older Barely Legal title, the really hot girls fall into one of two categories: ones who have since become stars, and ones who didn't and you wish would have been in the business longer.
None of the girls here fit the first type, but one fits the second. Angel, the Latina with curly dark hair on the back cover, is amazing. She's gorgeous head to toe, all natural, and seems very eager and performs well. I wasted a lot of time scavenging for more of her but very little turned up (just look how many matches the name "Angel" yields, always have a full name girls!). The roughly ten minutes of sex here will have to do. Sometimes I wonder how some of these girls aren't offered big deals to keep them around.
The rest of the girls here are decent enough but no one you'll remember a couple days after watching. Barely Legal #27Studio: HustlerBarely WatchableThis is one of those pornos where nothing is overtly bad, but the next day you won't remember anything you saw. There's not even that one redeeming scene here. In the lesbian scene the girl can be heard saying "Is that enough?" to the director as she pulls off of her partner's muff. Can't believe Hustler would let that on the dvd. She also flubbed her line that triggers the sex. There's far better out there. Specs Appeal #7Studio: Kick Assshort, formulaic scenesWhen you only count the striptease and sex, the scenes average about 12 minutes each. That's just too little action for me. The women are beautiful and the picture and sound are good, but this series is far too mechanical. Deep Inside ChloeStudio: VCAthere's better Chloe stuff out thereThis whole thing is around 95 minutes long, and one scene is also on the much better "Look What Happened to Chloe" compilation. What's here is decent but nothing great. Some of the scenes are surprisingly short and I just wasn't into it. For her absolute best work rent the feature "Unreal". It's one of my all time favorites and showcases her talent much better than this.