All Reviews by Coolbreeze
Hot Latin Pussy Adventures #19Studio: T.T.B. Productions“Lack of Enthusiasm and Actual Talent”…If you like really dark-skinned Latines with meaty asses you might find something here. Otherwise, move it on out. I’d heard that Venezuelan chickadees were hot but I barely got a “sniff” of it here. You might get a decent face on one but a mediocre face or vice versa. Also, there are way too many low-angles versus high-angles, panning shots, medium or subjective view shots. Low-angle shots typically add nothing and aren’t very flattering. This is especially true if you’re an “ass man” and in regards to Latine lovers I believe we ALL are. There is some decent MFF action in a couple of different scenes. I preferred the horn-blowing segments to the sex due to reasons already mentioned and the fact that some girls had nasty looking foxholes. Furthermore, the majority of the girls in this movie have subpar looking skin. In regards to the lack of enthusiasm, one of the hotter girls gets a load dropped on her ass and immediately runs like a track sprinter to the shower. The best scene is a MMFF scene with Nacho Vidal and TT Boy. Unfortunately, the girls were more “cooperative” versus being actually “enthusiastic”. There was lots of swapping which made it pretty decent. POV Pervert #2Studio: Jules Jordan Video“Double Nierney Birney”…The only two girls worth a hair on burro's ass were JENNIFER LUV (whose best years are behind her) and SABLE SIMMS. Jennifer’s doggie-style action was decent but the rest was forgettable. I’m undecided on Sable’s face as it isn’t super hot yet it definitely isn’t ugly. Her skin is on the lighter side. Sable is clearly new to the porn scene and that in itself is refreshing. The actor had to tell her several times to grab and stroke pole while she was smoking it. Only neophytes need that kind of direction in adult cinema or real-life. The leaning back cowgirl was hot with those skinny long thighs pushing back on tool. This scene would have been hotter had little Sable taken on bigger timber. Also, there was no high-angle shot on the doggie-style whereas it was in other scenes. Sable has a pretty nice ass but the subjective close-up view wasn’t the greatest. This movie would have been pretty good had there been more “hot tail on a hot tin roof”. Asian Street Hookers #25Studio: T.T.B. ProductionsWhere Has My "Doggie" Wandered Off To?Most of these girls are petite but mediocre looking at best. Many of the girls have cute little butts. However, the only scene that I'll remember in the morning is the one with Muriel and Reina. Reina is a very cute mixed Japanese girl. Unfortunately, she isn't featured in the sex. A brief session of reverse cowgirl is all you get and a touch of oral on the actor. Muriel has a great ASSet and has a nice doggie session. However, Reina has a great butt as well and the viewers never see it in action. I got the impression from her attitude that she had set some restrictions prior to filming. You could tell the actor was into her so that helps confirm my feeling on that. A long doggie-style session with her would've made this DVD a four-star-affair. Harry Horndog Anal Orgy # 2Studio: Zane"I Recall this Orgy Scene Very Well"...It was about fourteen years ago and a girl I was friends with wanted to see a porn for the first time. There was a segment of this orgy in the orgy compilation movie we were watching. As luck would have it my friend stated one of the actresses was her former roommate. NICE! Take notice of the girl in blue on the box cover. The thing I recall most about this movie was the great legs, ass and titties on the petite Asian (wearing sheer black lingerie) from the box cover. She gets done doggie-style in a MMF and a MF and the visuals are above average. In general the video quality is quite good here. The thicker Asian from the cover looks Japanese and has fair skin and a pretty decent ass. One con would be all the underneath camera angles and bad camera angles where body parts or plants were in the way. How tough is it to space people out a bit on the couches? A pro would be that I believe every actor nails every girl and likely multiple times. This is a nice long scene with lots of cornhole action and foxhole action. There are some lezbo activities as well. Pole size on actors varies from small to average to above average. The biggest con of this movie is that the cameraman needs to hold a shot for more than 10-15 seconds. Worth a rental for sure as the sex is nice. Nasty Nymphos #15Studio: Anabolic“Solid Camerawork and Some Hot Tail”…VINCE VOYEUR tags a fair-skinned Latine in her 30s’ with a natural body. The high-angle shots are nice; standing doggie-style only; cornhole action with a nice ass is good; pillowy butt cheeks; dribbled load on face. JON DOUGH, MARK DAVIS and fairly cute brunette with a medium frame. It is shot outside which is never great; pretty nice ass and she arches back beautifully on hot doggie-style action; background noise of a table saw is distracting (they should’ve offered a “horn job” to the cutter via the actress); she is a nice noise maker; both blast face. VANESSA – cutie Latine with a nice ass; thin body; SEAN MICHAELS and MR. MARCUS tag her; her skin is good, not great; nice camera work; nice shapely ass during doggie and gentle cornhole action with Sean; this girl is mostly affected by the sex; her cornhole and foxhole are very tight with this large timber; best scene of the vid; both spray on her face. Bootylicious: Asian InvasionStudio: JM Productions"Poor Camera Angles Killed the Radio Star"..There is a serious lack of medium shots, high angle shots and sexual positions which flattered the girls ASSets. ROCQUEL LACE – brief high-angle horn-blow shot; thick Asian in red lingerie; MMF scene; dressed in Geisha make-up; barely above average tool size; sex pretty good; double-stuff; weak facial spray at end. SAKI – face not pretty; body decent; long frizzy Shaka Khan type hair; fair skin; horn-blow w/finger banging kind of hot; seems as if she is cumming in cowgirl position; too much underneath doggie-style cam work; took a good pounding; tits saggy and gross; big ass; big pole; cornhole action pretty hot but too much underneath again. KIKI – hottest girl in the movie; purple dress in jail cell; 69 position; nice boobs; gross hip tat; big pole; pretty face and hot body; tight puss; some doggie but cam angles not great; missionary cornhole action; nice facial but lighting “no bueno” here. BROOKE ASHLEY – green top; body decent; more bad cam angles; big faker; takes corn on her side. NEXT! Perverted Stories #3Studio: JM Productions“Too Close for Comfort”…PYGMY NATION – this scene stars Alex Dane who looks as good as ever. Her body, hair and skin look natural. Thankfully it looks like she sidelined the Taco Smell diet leading up to this shoot. The lighting is good throughout this scene but the camera direction is mediocre at best. There are WAY too many close-ups (especially the underneath variety). The oral 3-way is a little lengthy and shortens the penetration duration. The actors talk “pygmy” talk (mumbling gibberish) throughout and believe me they remain “in character” (other than a laugh here and there). Pygmies are people under five feet tall, which one of the three actors is. Regardless, the execution of the theme is well done for a XXX movie. Finally we do get some medium shots and the doggie-action is pretty decent. Again, the camera work wasn’t good enough. Often the actor receiving the horn-job is neglected while the only focus is on the actor doing her doggie. A medium shot or transition between both actors being serviced would’ve been much better. The standing doggie-style is good and Alex gets a royal pounding for a bit. This actor gives her a brief corning before blowing a monster load on her back and butt cheeks. The true pygmy blows a huge one on her face and lamb chops. The last actor dribbles a little in her mouth. ROSWELL INCIDENT – this is a MMF scene involving an “eyewitness” to what really happened at Roswell. They cut between this eyewitness and the sex…which involves two scientists shagging an alien. I watched it for a few moments and fast forwarded before giving up on the scene. The alien face was just too nasty looking even though her body was fine. No interest. The other girls didn’t look appealing so I vetoed those scenes. I applaud the movie for its creativity but the execution could have been better on the sex. Invasian! #1 (Disc 1)Studio: Jules Jordan Video“It’s Mediocre at Best”…CHARMANE STARR – nice high-angle porn slobbing and subjective camera angles; she’s attractive enough but doesn’t really work for me; the doggie-style is decent but there was too much of the “leg up in the air” garb or underneath camera angles with t-sac sightings and fake acting. ROSE – wears a cat mask in the beginning while smoking two missile dicks; meaty frame on the girl but has a shapely ass; gross tramp stamp. CRIS TALIANA and NAUTICA THORN – MFF scene; nice tag-team horn-blowing of t-sac and tool; pretty faces; oral only action here; 69 action pretty nice. I have a feeling Cris does mostly lezbo action but I’ll sniff around just in case I’m wrong. SABLE SIMMS – nice high-angle horn-blowing; nice long and thin medium body; face is not smoking but plenty doable; she has a nice ass on display during the doggie-style action; they shifted to more underneath pile driver shots during the doggie-style which was weak; the lighting is off, not terrible but off a bit. LUCY LEE – MMF scene; normally this girl is of no interest to me but the doggie-style corning while smoking tool was pretty good. All in all this needed hotter tail and better camera work. Next! Asian Girls & Black Cocks #3Studio: West Coast"If You Can Over-Look Skin Blemishes Press On..."The skin quality on many of the girls was subpar. Pimples, warts and rashes take away from many of the girls looks. Janet is the prettiest and looks good sporting pig tails. She looked good giving oral but barely kept the actor's tool in her mouth for more than a few seconds. She sports red fishnet leggings throughout her scene which looks pretty hot. The camera angle wasn't great for the doggie-style action though. At the end of the scene the actor decorates her face pretty well. Then another actor comes in and has some missionary position fun with her before finishing her off with a cream pie. The director gives it a college try in setting up scenes but the acting isn't believable enough. The scene with Daisy is okay but I don't find her appealing. An actor goes corn-route on Prima (pretty cute) and another actor comes in for tag-team fun. You could tell she was into the sex or at least affected by it. Tina & Lisa (one is dressed like Snow White) begin their scene doing coloring books like little girls. One actor tag teams them. I couldn't really get into it though because both were mediocre looking at best. Lexy has a hot, tight little butt and looks great during long doggie-style sequences. Her face won't win beauty pageants but overall her scene finished me off. Nothing remarkable in this film but if the black/Asian genre is your thing there are much worse films than this. Chasing The Big Ones #15Studio: West Coast“One Star for the Camera Work and Timber”…ALAURA – she looked noticeably hotter on the box covers (typical, I know); the body is okay but not great even when bent over. ALEX DANE – she has returned to the porn biz after a few years off; she has added blonde hair, fake moose tits and a few ripples on the belly; she is “all business” in this scene but does appear to wince while taking the NAPIER pole; the pillowy Dane butt cheeks still look decent during doggie-style but they have devalued for sure; zero heat but nice for nostalgia as Alex was cute and natural in her day. SYN NYE – the face is “no bueno” but the body is decent; too much of a pro with big pole though so its boring. Next!