All Reviews by Coolbreeze
There's Something About Jack #26Studio: West Coast“There’s Entirely Too Much Ink on that Stink”…Some of the girls are fairly pretty but I’ve seen less ink at a Staple’s store. Soma has ink writing on her body in random spots which distracts from the pretty canvas that is her fair skin, long legs and beautifully shaped ass. The camera angles are mostly good and there are some subjective view horn-blowing shots. Jack does have a third leg and it is fun watching him buff it in the girl’s foxholes. Scary as it may be Aimee and Soma (less trouble than Aimee) took it a little too easily. However, he never really seemed to be fully hard so that may have had something to do with it. The FFM scene looked decent but I skipped it. The MMF action with Aimee is pretty good but not remarkable. The cowgirl action with Soma and her brief doggie-style action closed the deal for me. For these two scenes only I’ll give this a borderline three stars. Next! Cute Exotic Girls #8Studio: West Coast"Mostly a Bunch of Bull Mud"...The names didn’t seem to match up often. GIRL 1 – Latine; medium frame; big tits; dark skin; too much underneath cam angles; above average tool; decent face; ass too big but decent shape. GIRL 2 – actor plays piano; thick latine; medium skin tone; huge black pole; nice ass shape; hammers her doggie; nasty huge tramp stamp; ass complexion bad; facial finish is nice. JOCELYN – Filpo; young; fair skin; hung black actor; nice ass for doggie action; tight foxhole; medium shot nice on doggie; girl can barely fit pole in mouth or hole; blows in mouth. LATINE – face ok; average pole; low back tat; fair skin; medium frame; nice body; skin not great. PRECIOUS – petite body; 18 years old; fair skin; face ok; nice subjective horn-blow shot; nice ass; girl can suck; above average pole; doggie cam angle good; cornhole action; blows Peter North-like load on a very hot shapely petite ass. Cute Exotic Girls #6Studio: West Coast“Some Good, Some Okay Equals a Rainy Day”…JADE – face appealing but not good looking???; crazy eye make-up makes her look evil like a monster while blowing horn; saggy tits; ass looks really nice during doggie (gets hammered by long pole) and cowgirl positions; neutral skin tone; nice high-angle shot while riding pole. KIKO – pretty face; Filipino but doesn’t exactly look it; ass complexion and shape don’t work for me; face better than body. SABRINE MAUI – super cute face; petite hot body; too tan; average tool; gets taken the cornroute; ass looks excellent during doggie; condom usage; nice high-angle doggie shot. MARIA – tan; very nice body and face (medium); blows and shags on a bridge on a resort property; cornroute; nice facial; takes a big white pole. MISTY – black girl with good booty; condom usage; sex okay. This would’ve earned higher stars if both the girls body and faces worked for me. Unfortunately, I mostly got one or the other. Next! Cute Exotic GirlsStudio: West Coast“Not Enough Cheek therefore the Effort is Meek”…There are some nice butts in this movie but the director either neglects the doggie-style position or transitions after ten seconds to another position. CAMI – she has a pretty face, a well-shaped thin body and nice skin. There were too many close-ups shots versus medium shots which would’ve allowed us to admire her petite frame in action. She makes some nice noise and is really into the sex. I was sorely disappointed that doggie was neglected on this girl. ANNA – this girl has a decent body but her face is lacking. Again, the camera angles hurt this scene. Next! LU-LIM – she is a very cute girl with a really nice ass that gets done doggie for a short duration. This is a pretty girl that isn’t utilized very well in the entire scene. LIL MISSY – her skin is mediocre at best but she has a pretty face and a nice round ass. Unfortunately, this girl has WAY too much ass for the tool size she is paired with. Her ass literally eats it up and it disappears. Had she been paired with some serious “timber” this scene would’ve popped. CARLA – I can’t figure out whether this girl is Latina, Brazilian or Middle Eastern. The actor paired with her looks Brazilian but might be Middle Eastern. Either way, this scene has some nice heat and the girl has a nice butt that gets a nice high-angle doggie shot for about twenty seconds. OH YEA! The highlight is the anal action but overall this girl isn’t really pretty enough to “fire me up”. Finally, the visual quality is mediocre in most scenes and some cheap ass motel rooms are utilized. I’d look for something better. Island Girls and Black CocksStudio: West Coast“Girls are Okay but Not Enough Spray”…There are two pretty decent looking girls in this movie (at maximum) but there are more dribbling cum shots than “facial spray-downs”. There is a decent MMF scene with Napier and Mr. Marcus but this girl handles the timber with ease. I’m not sure how any Asian could easily handle 12” of mule dick but it is “no big thing” to her. Regardless, it is the hottest scene of the bunch (not saying much) and some hot camera angles were utilized. A young Jade Marcela gets royally corned by Napier but even in her youth she was “all pro baby” and there is zero amateur feel. There are hairy foxholes which some won’t be a fan of but it doesn’t bother me. All in all, for the amateur vibe they were going for it just didn’t “smell like it”. The girls handled big tool too easily or appeared to be mildly interested before collecting their payday. If you love the Asian on Black thing maybe give it a shot but there is better stuff out there in that genre. Next! Fresh Butts & Natural Tits #3Studio: West Coast“One Huge Pile of Bat Guano”…The tiny picture of CAROLINE on the cover lured me in. It took me less than 2.2 seconds to “wipe tail” on her unappealing physical reality on screen. ALEXIA had a decent body but the sex was just okay. And that was “all she wrote” as the rest are trolls. NEXT! Fuck Dolls #2Studio: Red Light District“Formulaic and Mildly Satisfactory”…Each scene pretty much goes through the same motions and positions. The surplus of titty shagging was nice and a refreshing blast from the past. The sexual heat was pretty decent at times but I rarely felt the females were into it. There were too many underneath camera angles of t-sacs that were held too long. ASPEN STEVENS – she is okay looking; her pillowy soft pliable ass looks nice during cowgirl and doggie-style action; MMF scene; one actor is loving her ass and pounds away. CRIS TALIANA – pretty face; MMF scene with two big black poles; she smokes horn like a champ; her foxhole looks worn out before the action begins; she has a meaty ass but it is well shaped and looks good with the high-angle doggie-style action; the “boner footage” subjective view scene with her could’ve been hotter had the actor removed her lingerie. LILY THAI – she always looks hot on box covers but her look doesn’t work for me on film. NAUTICA THORN – the bright yellow couch badly washed out her skin tone and was a VERY poor set choice; her ass has gotten too large with age and still has acne on it; a major over-actor with noise; the titty shagging was nice as was the facial spray-down. MYA LOVELY – “not so lovely”; NEXT! Screw My Wife Please #29Studio: Wildlife“One Honey is All She Wrote”…The Asian girl (apparently Vietnamese) is pretty nice looking with a really nice body. It is a MF scene with a biker dude. The old timer regular from this series gets a brief horn job as well. A condom is used which took away from the visual splendor but the doggie-action almost makes up for it. Unfortunately, it is short-lived action as the actor blasts his silly string all over her face. It is a pretty nice cake decorating indeed. The scene would have been hotter had it featured a hung dude. This girl clearly could have “handled the truth”. The rest of the girls are simply “okay” at best so I fast forward through those scenes. Screw My Wife Please #14Studio: Wildlife"I Wouldn't Line My Cat's Litter-Box With This Film"...And he is 6 feet under. Seriously, if the bet is to "drink a quart of female antelope urine" OR view "Screw My Wife Please #14", opt for the antelope urine. Only Mrs. Jacob is kind of, sort of, somewhat attractive. And even she looks 40+. The Old Man Narrator gets "horn jobbed" by about every girl in the movie which takes away from the realism of this staged series. Also, the acting is sub-par compared with other movies in the series. In fact the actors barely make an effort to sell you on them being a real couple. Rent #41 or #49 in the series if you want more realism with some prettier girls. Many scenes are shot outdoors in #14 and at times it washes out the actors. I was unable to use this film to "pet the penguin" -- enough said. Orgy World #7Studio: Evasive Angles"Plenty of decent pouch punching but..."Plenty of hammering goes on but nothing all that spectacular. The 2nd scene is much better than the 1st. The 1st is loaded with a bunch of nasty asses. Most of the girls had too much of a road whore/stripper look, more testosterone than the men and weren't even good looking. It just didn't fire me up. Lena Julliett has a tight ass and looks great riding tool. She even takes it in the corn while riding. Scene one opens with a lezbo orgy that lasts for ten plus minutes. One Asian girl (looks Filipino) has a few extra pounds but at least comes off a little more natural in the sex and lets the actor do the work. She takes it up the ass but visually it isn't great since her skin is all stretched out and far from aesthetically pleasing to the eye. She looked nice blowing horn. Jazmin is a pretty girl and looks hot doing doggie. A white girl with a nice ass does a MMF doggie sequence that is pretty hot. Eventually I tuned out on scene one though because there were simply too many loose unattractive labia flapping in the wind. Scene 2 had a cheerleader theme and three winners: Destiny, Asia and Kammy. This scene had much more MMF and FFM out of the gate. Asia acts like a Hood Rat which didn't sell but at least she had energy. Unfortunately, she was a broken record with her nasty talk. She looked terrific taking a Clydesdale penis and sucking on it. quite a contrast given her tiny frame. At one point she shows her contortionist abilities. They should've utilized this more in a variety of positions. I dated a Chinese contortionist briefly and it brought back some excellent memories. Destiny (Indian) is neglected for the most part and no doggie included. Lucia is a thick Brazilian girl but too thick for my tastes. Kammy is the winning performer participating in some serious "butt fondue" in a MMMF segment. You should have no problem doing the "Tool Tango" to this DVD even though it is nothing to write home about.